Quotes about “mongolia”
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right there, right there. i don't want to say this one's easy because if i get it wrong i look so stupid. you should not get this one wrong. okay, then i, rich, i got it right. alright, i'm ignorant. everybody but bear got it right. i learned something today. what did you say? i said, well, i said mongolia. okay. okay, process of elimination, it's not iceland in argentina, they speak spanish.
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3071 i just got the hint i needed all right, okay decidedly not russia it's way too sunny hmm fuck this might be russia. what is it? mongolia? they're transporting yurts thank you blame zorac for the best presentation. do you think they ride them everywhere? what?
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the only reason ninjas aren't serious right now is because they're so secretive. you don't know about them. they're doing their job well. the only reason they're not serious right now is because they don't have a hit out on you right now. as soon as you see one, that's the end and that's as serious as they get. so i knew this girl in college who said she was from mongolia and she said she would like just
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is just not stop talking about how ninjas were real and that they were commonplace in mongolia. they weren't like...
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but i mean like mongolia wasn't even known for having ninjas in the first place. that's the part that is like that is extra confusing to me about it. yeah, but you're not mongolian. that's true. i've never been to mongolia either. i had a friend who went to mongolia. i'm gonna look up mongolian ninjas while i have a moment here. yeah, look up mongolian ninjas. tell me if they exist. if there's a thing. you don't have a moment though, is the other thing. the ninja miners of mongolia.
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like that one overhang change it up to mars. oh, they're biscuits. this is gravy babies. this is my nap i like it ninja miners of mongolia
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i think maybe the buddhist gods would be better than christian jesus for god of war because there's eight of them and there's an actual war god called begtsi from mongolia. there's also a conqueror of death named yamantaka. so like this feels like the kind of stuff kratos loves to rip apart. he does like tearing things apart. what does kratos like to rip apart? eight arms, blue elephant.
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mumbai. closer to the coast. muscat. closer to the coast. i mean, taipei is the coast. closer to the coast. let's go manila. the whole country is a coast. closer to the coast. we got to go jerusalem. closer to the coast. again, tokyo, you are the coast. baghdad or bangkok. bangkok, you are the coast. ulaanbaatar or islamabad. i'm going to say islamabad because ulaanbaatar is the capital of mongolia, which is landlocked. so let's go islamabad.
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mining its business and then got invaded by china and then mining his own business and then it got invaded by japan. then mining his own business, then it got invaded by mongolia. mining his own business, here comes japan again. mining its own business, here comes china again. mining his own business, here comes mongolia again. it's just like the whole, the history of the country is like 30 years of peace followed by like a hundred years of hostile occupation. it's very, it's eye opening.
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it might not be youtube. that might be something downloaded off divx for all i know. youtube wasn't around in 04? someone hasn't seen greg at the zoo. global, globla. right, of course, i always forget about globla. i didn't even do the rotten tomatoes daily. we always start with algeria. gives you a good base of operations. we're not even close. 7,000 kilometers away. i'm gonna be straight up with you. give me a mongolia.
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these geographic locations are not necessarily my strong suit. let's start with africa. i'm gonna say it's zimbabwe. isn't that where mount kilimanjaro is? i'm sure there's a lot of copper in mount kilimanjaro. okay. it is gonna be central asia. that's fine. now we know. let's go... call me crazy on this one. let's go mongolia. that is not crazy. that was an incredibly good guess.
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episode 1, people will be like, this is the greatest star wars ever. episode 10, they'll have like 1% of the people who started the season actually finishing it. you know how it goes. i'm saying as human beings, we're more than capable of making shitty media ourselves. we don't need a computer's help, okay? we don't need to guess mongolia on this one because it just doesn't border enough countries to be useful for us. it's the... you know what? mongolia is kind of like when you get a sandwich on an airplane.
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and you're like, whoa, korean barbecue sandwich? that sounds delicious. and then it's two enormous buns and just like one little mongolia sized piece of korean barbecue beef in the middle. and it's like either 80% fat or 80% gristle. but it's like all bun. so i'm going back to algeria, which i think is a reasonably good first guess. holy cow.
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geography. kazakhstan is very close, but only two countries border mongolia. do i love barstool trivia? hey, how many shoelaces did adam vinatieri tie when he kicked the game winning field goal at 2.07 a.m. in overtime of the afc championship game 1996? and then it's like, name a country next to mongolia. okay, i'll say russia. i'm gonna go out on a limb and say russia.
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kazakhs or mongolia south of russia. and then they always say stuff like, oh, i guess i'm supposed to know the location of every country. no, but like mongolia is a pretty big one and it's surrounded by two enormous ones. it looks like a little mongolia sandwich out there. they're like mongolia. if you've ever looked at a map, russia, mongolia, china is like 70 percent of the surface area of asia. like you got to know where that is, man.
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taiwan is warmer? i would hope so, it's borderline tropical. how about singapore? cooler, i find that hard to believe. how about south korea? it's warmer still. how about mongolia? it's cooler still. how about nepal? that's cooler still lance, it's cooler still. is it australia? it's cooler. is it papua new guinea?
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