Quotes about “mom's vagina”
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1868.10
okay, well, see this is what i mean in isaac. sometimes you get trapped in a room where you just have no choice. like, i was gonna get hit there, there's no way for me to get out of it, minus having like a teleport. but honestly, when the game's unfair like that, i kind of like it. it seems like it's definitely random. it's the way this would really work in real life if you were trapped inside of your mom's basement slash vagina. so, one more room and we'll be able to get to the shop.
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2698.36
to get inside of my mom's vagina. so at least we got monstro, an enemy i know i can reliably kill without getting hit. although, you know, anything could happen. it would suck pretty hard to get killed by monstro in the womb. oh, he'll die on this shot right here. uh, gives me a key and nothing else. could be worse, i suppose. could have given me my own death.
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i thought you said under the bridge. i thought that's what he said. what's a red hot chili pepper song? no, g4 killers got a good one. in your mom's vagina. yeah, no one will ever find that except for your dad once a month. hey, rob, name a place where people hide things. in the drawer. cabinets was not on there by the way. that's kind of what i was thinking. i'm a little skeptical about drawer.
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what's about it though? i'm talking about austin's mom's vagina. why? why? got him. glad i was like, hey mom you should check out our ultimate challenge video. this is really popular. i can't wait for you to meet my mom one day, rob. she'll be like, oh you're the one who called my mom. you say you can't wait for me to eat out your mom one day? that's not what i said! you're digging your own grave here, dude.
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547.48
come on... you know you wanna die, i mean why else would you be trapped inside of my mom's vagina? only one thing comes out of there alive, and that was me. and i suppose my father, but let's not dwell on that too much. oh! ah, we're draped right into it. dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. but at least we've got a little bit of extra health here. we'll go down and try to find the item room. i'm gonna do a lot more exploring, because obviously i need some keys!
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7052.840
it's weird if it's your dad's though. yeah, i want to see my dad's dick. that will always be what you want. it's your dad's way your dicks be at. you don't want to see my hand where my dick be at. that's the one rule. people do that though. they go, wait, let's be honest. would you rather see your dad's dick or your mom's vagina?
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i don't think it matters that we came out of our mom's vagina. i don't think it works that way. see that one's less like bad because it's like you know that happened. what are you gonna do? i couldn't stop it! the course of action set in motion. i'm just along for the ride coming out. yeah.
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521.44
it's not the end of the world. probably would have given us like 7 to 12 cents. which again, it's pretty big, but it's not the most important thing in your binding of isaac run for the most part. so we're starting to get to those floors where i can use book of belial. i was gonna say recreationally, which is not the way i meant, but like... more often is the... probably the loosest way to put it. however, actually the loosest way to put it is inside of your mom's vagina.
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2157.84
any tinted... oh, another pill? what is it? feed up? okay. good slot machines. paying well. who put this down here in my mother's vagina? was it you, caesar? i know you've got that palace in vegas. alright, well we're out of money. let's explode this, maybe get some spirit arts out of the surrounding rocks. eh, i don't know if we got a bomb in a sense, but hey, it's something. larry jr., there's not gonna be a problem, i anticipate. one hit of mom's knife? we could probably really just run into him at this point.
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you don't want to see my hand where my dick be at. yeah, but everybody the one rule people do that though they go wait. let's be honest. would you rather see your dad's dick or your mom's vagina? oh
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i don't think it matters that we came out of our mom's vagina. i don't think it works that way. so that one's less like bad because it's like, you know, that happens. what are you gonna do? we don't remember. i couldn't stop it! the course of action is set in motion. i'm just along for the ride coming out. oh, there's two holes on this course? yeah, if you don't fall you get the bonus. that's cool. we didn't come out of both. i mean we kind of did. yeah, you started out of the dick and then... yeah.
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2194.48
why it kind of boggles my mind that there are shops, or not shops, but like slot machines inside of my mother's vagina, like, i don't know. how well could those possibly pay out? what are the rates on those? i gotta stop talking shit, i'm taking dumb damage. it's not stupid anymore, it's dumb. brimstone, taking fucking forever to charge. i gotta really be better with my shots if i'm gonna succeed here. again, i'm gonna probably take mom's heart out really quickly
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in order to leave mom's knife there. believe you me, it crossed my mind, the thought of picking that item up, but in leaving it, i think i've made the proper decision that g ag would be proud of. i can't tell if it's like a foreign name. oh, that was terrible. but at least we picked up some more money. i can't tell if it's like a foreign name or if someone's just like, this'll be funny. let's make northernlion try to pronounce something that sounds like a klingon word for vagina.
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