Quotes about “mohammed”
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you guys didn't like that video that one dude made? i really like it. from sexy ass, that's so good. as long as it's not all that happens, i'm totally down for a little bit. mohammed? rob's shaking his ass for the cam, i mean. mahalo is actually how it's pronounced. it's a game title. what does mahalo mean again? hello hello in hawaiian, right? in japanese, yeah.
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zach, i've never played golf, let me go snag that one. let's try mohammed. oh sorry, i didn't know. i thought we were playing the other one. we could just do golf with your friends, right? i mean it's no difference. i've already bought it, so. alright, well. here's some that have been suggested. i'm not gonna draw doomfist, okay? because you die.
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19%! is chat gonna go real edgy on this one? is that what's happening here? i think so. hostika! oh baby! 27%! i win the most important one. they've been looking for an excuse to use that. mohammed! i'm the only one who gave out votes from the players, but i got 30% of the audience. thank you. i'm sorry chad, like i'm not happy with the answer there, but...
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sorry, sorry. always makes me think of super bad. take the vest off mclovin, you look like aladdin. why does your id say mclovin? when you get down there they let you choose your name. it was between mclovin and mohammed. why would it be between mclovin and mohammed? can't you just choose a common name? mohammed's the most common name in the whole fucking world. read a book.
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have you ever met someone named mohammed? have you ever met someone named mclovin? no, that's why it's a stupid name! gen z, don't be mad that i quoted a movie and people laughed, okay? well, all the millennials will be like dead soon or whatever.
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the guess who to my cousin's friend in a... these eyes. every night. it's a great movie. why'd you change your name to mclovin? it was either that or mohammed. why couldn't you just pick a common name? mohammed is the most common name on earth. you read a book sometime. oh, man.
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i'm not like, oh my favorite shirt. i'm like, i'm gonna have to shave like my whole back and torso to wear this motherfucker. i don't got time for that. get it out of here. he's khalid sheikh posting. what is his name? khalid sheikh mohammed. yeah. hey, i didn't say, you got me confused. i didn't say it's saddam hussein. i said it was saddam hussein's lieutenant. i can still show that picture on cnn for like 25 days straight. i got that image seared into my head.
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i just want to get this out of my inventory. i'm gonna be honest. brayden jackson! that's the ball! he's getting stopped by jackson braydenson! i'm laughing because someone in chat said they know someone named mohammed mohammed and i'm like going straight back to superbad. mohammed's the most common name in the english language. mohammed's the most common name in the world, you dumbass. read a book sometime. ivan plays the colorado avalanche. you ever see superbad? yeah. that's a movie, man. mclovin. mclovin, dude. what?
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he was all into something. did you see marc andre fleury dress up as him for halloween? i did, i did. it was really good. oh, custom! well, he could custom to the boo shop. why couldn't you just pick a normal name? mohammed's the most normal name in the fucking world. read a book sometime. oh, man.
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roomba what do you want? what do i want? what? no stalking in the background. that's no no no no no oh your cousin invited me to war yeah, it wasn't me mohammed i don't want to join this war no go screw yourself dude. you tried to kill me. why would i do that? people let's see don't kill my wife. oh
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hey, god mode enable just subscribed. thank you very much and iddqd to you. mohammed kursed hussein is in the guinness book of world records because he is able to blank very quickly with his nose. the answer, by the way, is find the clitoris. in case you want to know the real one. give it a little eskimo kiss. you know, we have the highest concentration of nerve endings in our whole body on the tip of our nose. on the tip of our clitoris. it's not true at all.
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got seven votes from the audience. or seven votes from us, but it's 16% of the audience. lenny kravitz dick in particular. 19%! is chat gonna go real edgy on this one? is that what's happening here? swastika! 27%! i win the most important one! i've been looking for an excuse to use that. mohammed!
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