Quotes about “missouri”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸8⧸16]
- 2366.640 back in the old days, if a kid gets kidnapped in like fucking, you know, belarus and you lived in missouri, you'd never hear about it. but now it's like instantly you're like check out this fucked up shit that happened in belarus. humans are all the evil man. and then, you know, i mean, i'm not saying that that's the only part of the issue here about. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸27⧸16]
- 11292.060 that's great. you know what i hate? that kansas city is not in fucking kansas. yeah, it's in missouri. what's that in missouri? it's very strange. hey, austin. yeah? what happened, man? did i lose? god damn it. i came back from that stroked out 14... oh, you won. oh, you double won. i got 69 and a victory. it's never happened. you had two wins. alright. i had a bit of a disaster on 16. now you gotta wipe your gungeon streak. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸18⧸16]
- 1657.440 one of the it should either be called kansaw, which sounds fucking stupid, or arkansis. which also sounds pretty fucking stupid. they both sound stupid. but at least they don't call it new arkansas. it's capital is new arkansas city. oh wait, no it's not. actually it's albany. i mean it yeah, i mean it's fine. i don't really like it either but i don't really care. what's up with having kansas city in both kansas and missouri? Search ↗
- 1687.940 the city straddles two states, one of which it's named after. why don't they just call it kansas missouri city? i don't know. alright, i think that's like all i got right here. yeah, i didn't think there could have been too many more of those actually. what'd i get? i also gotta say, at some point with 50 states, it's like the same way that you say like death stare has 200 million combinations. you know, 200 million possible outcomes. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸16]
- 1684.160 i believe he's correct there. in thinking that. don't slip up mr. hennen. why is this game so hard? it's not! i think you should get lucky tonight. oh, puzzles! i'm going back for puzzle. no, it's puzzles for the puzzle right now! oh, it's on, it's on. okay, okay, okay. oh. sorry, eddie. special puzzle. thank you, missouri, for making us do this. i like this. there's lots of spaces. lots of spaces here. ooh, okay, okay, okay! i can you know what? actually just raw dog it up in the hole, man. whoa, that's an interesting placement on that. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸13⧸16]
- 2181.540 why is washington university in st. louis? you have a city called washington, d.c. you have a state called washington. oh, i know. where is washington university? st. louis, missouri. naturally. you're free to call things whatever you want apparently and there's no rhyme or reason governing them all. like, i get that there's a george washington and like that's extremely relevant to national history. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸21⧸16]
- 11090.360 in st. louis, missouri made of sliced calves brain. no, i don't want that one. what are you guys doing down there? that made me feel weird. that is a weird one. i mean, josh is all about the scrapple. yeah, he's super into scrapple. i don't get it. grapple is disgusting. this is for the bread integrity minded folks out there. will you guys go to thanksgiving or christmas for that matter? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸23⧸17]
- 1522.260 like i kind of don't believe you, but why would you say that though without seeing it so like that's that's good yeah, just go freak google it. go. i know i know that's it's very true. it's the same in missouri. it's just bizarre oh Search ↗
- 1542.140 here we go again. did you die again? i died of krampus. oh yeah, okay. you're making progress then. well, i was just being... i took a lot of dumb damage. consuming alcohol while in a motor vehicle is illegal in michigan. alright, i accept this. when was the law passed? this is what i want to know now. what did i say? missouri wrong? Search ↗
- 1566.180 i thought, you know, if you lived there you'd just be happy to hear your state mentioned for once. this is my wife, claire underwood. she is from missouri. michigan is not missouri. yeah, missouri also does not border canada, so i'm pretty sure that it wasn't like i got the state wrong. oh, excuse me, i'm just passing from biloxi through to windsor. figured i'd take like an eight state shortcut. is that a nintendo switch? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸8⧸17]
- 7014.100 really? it's awful. i don't even know how to play, so... yeah, you're gonna hate it. okay. oh, the whole chipping container fell off! how about... yeah, i am confusion. that's what it is. i am confusion. people are like... people are like, it's in both states. okay. but if i wanted to go to, like, downtown kansas city, what would i tell the uber driver? would i say, take me to missouri? or would i say, take me to... Search ↗
- 7044.320 kansas. take me down to the paradise city. take me to downtown kansas city. is it in kansas or is it in missouri? you wouldn't tell them the state that you're in, you would just simply say, hey, take me to like main street or something like that. you wouldn't say like, oh, take me to kansas or wait, no, take me to missouri. don't talk to your uber driver like that, it's rude. talk to me to the place i want to go. take me to kansas city, you fucking idiot. yeah, don't do that. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸3⧸17]
- 77.080 if it's not even part of the dang state. i don't know, it's weird there. that's like a kansas city, missouri sort of situation that i don't accept or expect to be honest with you. but we're gonna play passepartout and then we're gonna play redout. sinvicta's gonna join us for that section. then we're gonna play quiplash and we're gonna have lots of people joining us for that section hopefully. josh is not here. ironically he's driving back from new york city, weirdly enough. Search ↗