Quotes about “microphone smells like a beer”
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alright, i'll send you over to my wife's stream. i'm gonna go eat. goodbye! and the meringue sounds like a better man and the microphone smells like a beer and you can't stay too late even though it is great you gotta get up and get outta here something like that?
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me. and the microphone smells like a dick. and the microphone smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. oh, la da da da ya.
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sorry, i just scrolled down. my mistake, my mistake. billy joel's piano man. it can't be this one, because the microphone does not smell like a beer, it smells like red wine. it can't be this one because we didn't start the fire. this looks like still rock and roll to me. why does he look like gene simmons now? i think it's gotta be piano man. take on me, i mean okay, that's honestly, that's a free space. it's all coming back to me now.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya.
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i almost got booed off the stage. the second one went a little bit better and i felt like i was on top of the world. but inevitably, no matter how good your set was, everybody in the audience was just out there like waiting for... and the microphone smells like a beer! and you're like, okay, what am i doing? i shouldn't be here. leave the open mics to the piano man, you know? it's not for me.
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yeah, i can't think of a single other example of an overly specific... just make one up. i mean, piano man is very specific about the people inside the bar. and the microphone smells like a beer. mmm. yellow. doesn't even matter. yeah, okay. meet virginia by...
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me and the microphone smells like a dick and the microphone smells like a beer and it smells like a beer and it smells like a beer. oh la da da da ya. oh man. piano man if it was good.
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is that real? he starts fucking his drink right in front of me. and the microphone smells like a dick. and the microphone smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. and it smells like a beer. oh, la da da da ya.
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sing us a song to pass the time. okay, billy joel. and the microphone smells like a beer. that's gotta be one of the funniest billy joel lyrics. that or... you should never argue with the cadillac. he's got a lot of good ones. no one knows what he's talking about, man. hey, i got a question for you though. did uptown girl make sense when it came out? because like i think these days, if you live uptown, the stereotype is that you're like a suburbanite.
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it was like, play ya ya ding dong. everyone just goes crazy for piano man. i think because everyone's drunk and there's that line where he goes, and the microphone smells like a beer. i do not enjoy piano man as a song, quite frankly. i've heard it too much. heard it too much. but i mean, other billy joel songs, moving out is pretty sick. moving out's kind of funky, you know? it's like, it's an r&b song.
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