Quotes about “michael jackson impersonator”
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three is the only one i've seen all the way through. only seen it before, it was just on tv one of those times. would you believe me if i told you that three is one of two scary movies that have a michael jackson impersonator doing a michael jackson fight scene? i would weirdly believe that. i was a kid when i saw that, so i liked it. oh god, don't do not go in there.
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essentially like my college living room with like the popcorn ceiling. which really sort of takes you out of. yeah, the majesty is ruined a little bit. hi guys, it's me michael jackson. i follow a... it's real, i guess really generous to... i mean you've probably seen him honestly because he's also on cameo but generous to call him a michael jackson impersonator because he's just
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i know i say this every time, did you know there's two scary movies where they have someone fight a michael jackson impersonator? like they loved it so much. in scary movie 3, the science alien is michael jackson. but then i think in like scary movie 5, they bring him back. you literally talk about this every day. okay, my bad. i'll shut up. i'm two cards away from a corrupted kid. okay, one of you is evil, bro. excuse me.
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1972.26
three is the only one i've seen all the way through. the four was just on tv one of those times. would you believe me if i told you that three is one of two scary movies that have a michael jackson impersonator doing a michael jackson fight scene? i would weirdly believe that. i was a kid when i saw that, so i liked it. oh god, don't do not go in there.
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2880.040
i know i say this every time, did you know there's two scary movies where they have someone fight a michael jackson impersonator? like they loved it so much. in scary movie 3, the signs alien is michael jackson. but then i think in like scary movie 5, they bring him back. you literally talk about this every day. okay, my bad. i'll shut up. wait, wait, wait. i know it's rage, babe.
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i mean if the dog's name is frank, i'll accept it. oh yeah, michael jackson. he is in the first one, but i think that might be an impersonator. told you! my controller fucking unloaded and then it dropped. in the universe? yeah! tim blaney. it went boop boop da doop and then it dropped me.
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of the michael jackson impersonator stumbling upon a michael jackson impersonator and he watches him like do his performance but it's like he is michael jackson like he's given the look like like he's watching someone pretend to be himself. it's so good man.
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the average person watches two movies a year and 3,000 hours of 10 second long algorithms or videos. and we wonder why the culture is sick, man. on the bright side, do have lots of innovative ways to gamble now. oh, and it can't be that bad because it did get us the michael jackson tiktok impersonator video. hee hee. can i get a large popcorn?
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if we're going cheesy michael jackson, i'm more of like a man in the mirror sort of guy. but have you seen the video of the michael jackson impersonator stumbling upon a michael jackson impersonator and he watches him like do his performance but it's like he is michael jackson? like he's given the look like he's watching someone pretend to be himself. it's so good, man.
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3308.980
also, by the way, i did say that i watched nothing while i was gone. that's not true. i watched toy story 5 twice, but also kate showed me a video of someone... she knows my sense of humor very well somehow. she showed me a video of a guy hiring a michael jackson impersonator to go to the michael jackson movie with him. and i gotta say,
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it's obviously steeped in artifice like it's not like a prank video or something it very quickly rose to the top of my list of like favorite genre video michael jackson impersonator going to see michael jackson movie is so good can i get a large popcorn? is this it? i think this i think that's it. yeah, does it start with him saying shimon? yeah, yeah it does
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i mean, i don't know if there's anythi well okay, the michael jackson impersonator videos are really funny, but other than that, i don't know if there's anything funnier than like a like a 13 year old boy swearing. unless the kid actually like, grew up tough, in which case you're like, you might be a little bit scared, but like a kid that grew up in like a comfortable middle class upbringing trying to hit the f word for like one of the first 20 times in their entire life, but they just it just doesn't fit yet. what about a 13 year old michael jackson impersonator?
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can i get a large popcorn? oh man. there was another, um, there's another video she showed me of a michael jackson impersonator and they had the impersonator do a rain bet like blackjack hand in the middle of the video. it's like this our our culture is in such a good spot right now man it's so it's so awesome.
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and like that's bad? okay if casinos are evil then isn't it good that the casino now has one less dollar? i do like how that, i mean it's staged obviously but the comic sense to direct the amc employee to ask what movie they're gonna go see when the dude is a michael jackson impersonator is really, really funny. should have said disclosure day. i forgot that that shit came out man.
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