Quotes about “messi”
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you're dumbing it. within the past year, leo messi got carded in a football game and then the people in the audience ripped off the referee's head and limbs. yes. put him on a pike too, don't forget that. yeah, the like in the stadium? it was like a day later. i don't know if it was in the stadium. was it a day later? i love this story, just keeps getting better. i'm not making shit up, yo. i got a wild imagination, i will not disagree, but this is very real.
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it's fine. it's just that it's an analyst game. don't worry. it's fine. you know, it's a weird sport for salary is soccer because in soccer you literally just go like, hey, barcelona, right? i want lionel messi on my team. and then they go, no. and you go, well, what if we give you 400 million euros? maybe. i don't know. think about it.
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what do you mean you're getting into soccer betting? they will for sure bet big your money is safe? does messi still play for barcelona? and why ask me? i don't know what you think about it. no, he plays at paris saint germain now. oh, okay. don't they sing that song that's like, can't keep my hands to myself? ooh, i'm a rebel just for... i thought he was a, um... i thought he was a soccer player. that's portugal the man? yeah, paris saint germain.
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that's tough. i mean, the average on that one was 45. this, i just don't know soccer, man. it's ronaldo. never mind, i know soccer. it's donald trump. yesified. it's messi. you're telling me, brother. it's owen wilson. whaaar. it's ryan reynolds. ryan reynolds when he's not training for deadpool. i think this is snoop dogg. steve carell. steve carell. you know who you look like? you look like, you know the nerd guy from road trip who's like,
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the human brain is amazing. this is oprah as a turtle. i got 100% crazy. oh man, what else you got for me? celebrities as painted by ai artists. i can do this. this is dwayne the rock johnson in a film noir. sorry, dwayne johnson. this is will smith in a salvador dali painting. i'm insane. this is lionel messi as a european fresco.
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country, oh no there's more. this one's just for you guys because of the world cup. this is lionel messi, okay? he's from argentina. you guys are the tallest person i've ever seen. you must be from sweden or the netherlands. this is matt smith from house of the dragon. i'm passing?
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i haven't heard one of those rants in a very long time. i'm not even done yet because now i'm in the game and i can't see anything because it's just like do you want to buy the battle pass? by the way, here's the paul pogba operator bundle. you want to play as a premier league midfielder? you want the messi bundle? you want the neymar jr. operator bundle? this is crazy dude.
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our cursed childhood tv show tier list. oh, this is a youtube video. that's not even okay. should do like a best football players of all time tier list. like who's okay? i don't know who this guy is. i think this is robin van percy. no, that's harry kane. i see lionel messi and cristiano ronaldo. pele is not even in the running. how is that possible? best friend. oh, because it's best football players of the world. not in all time.
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lebron james right now, it's i don't think you have a bigger player globally with the exception of maybe messi or ronaldo than tiger woods. i just think that from a global standpoint tiger woods whenever he shows his face anywhere people shut up during my backswing! grown men lose their minds if they get a glimpse of tiger woods from 50 yards away.
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in the iron man suit, like it's joe biden's face with the jarvis computer stuff over his face. because i believe that he tweeted congress, pass my billionaire tax. i haven't used that one yet, but one day i will. it's just stolen, like i didn't make it. greg popovich saying, shush. lionel messi, i don't care. lebron james, whoever came up with that shit needs to be fired.
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