Quotes about “message to all friends”
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no, no. you should send her a facebook message like tonight before friday for sure. yeah. hey, i'm dude like so you know i have a couple of friends who became famous right like oh we've heard rob but the the thing is like if you go to their facebook pages it's all just like people that never really talk to yeah just being like hey i saw you this thing it's so good that you're just like i'm sure they're inundated yeah
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hold on you guys want to go don't do the things yet at the best friend. you wouldn't wear this man i got a best friends all you guys. yeah, dude, i'm gonna send you guys gifts. you better be sending me gifts i will but it's annoying is more annoying than pokemon go no give sentence easy in this one. not as easy as pokemon go that's what guys that's why the gifts in this are more meaningful. mmm. that's true. yeah, you get to send like a message being like suck i did it
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thank you. um... yeah, so i don't know. that joke was... mostly i was trying to mic verbiglia and like bury a message accidentally in a... something that was based in absurdity. by the way, i'm only taking the pony here because i want to get all the consumables conceivably available to us on this floor. that is an asshole enemy, and he has asshole friends.
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can i just say that? so this is carson beck miami hurricane, possible bay innovator monitoring. i wasn't reading the earlier message. i think you hit gold with this one. they wrote and i quote dan carlin voice and i quote, i swear one of my mom's friends used to look like prime jamie lee curtis. i used to goon to her facebook all the time. right blend of funny and disgusting. sorry. end quote, right. blend of funny and disgusting to get your message, your message read. that's a funny message.
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i heard a republican message for voting today. it said, remember republicans, when you don't vote, you elect democrats. that was like their slogan. like, okay. what? oh, i can make more money. increases coolness by three. yeah, coolness is great. isn't that a very hard stat to get up? yeah, it's like the best one. and i had so much coolness the other day, all my chests were black and red. oh my god. all my friends are brown and red.
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huh? justin, you want to volunteer for that one? i have no idea what's going on. i have a g chat that's been going on for like 15 years with friends of mine from university and they only message me in the day if the stock market has collapsed or if they're getting married. and it seems like it's stable today so i gotta say congratulations to somebody. give me a second here. you should just pop in there at random at two in the morning one day going, oh no! like all caps and just fuck them all up when they wake up. the hang seng!
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i got a bit heavy. i'm sorry. i was downstairs when i sent the message and i ran as fast as i could all the way up to join all my friends on the internet. you have stairs? yeah, i showed you my house last week. you did. i know that's like, dude, you should get an escalator in there. yeah, you're right. you really should. but there's a lobster with a bow tie waiting for you, bear.
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i mean this all came together like less than five minutes before the show started. yeah, i'm aware. true. i tried to send him a dm on discord and then it turns out we weren't friends so i sent him a friend request and then i don't think i ever sent him the message that i was gonna send him which is like if you would like to join us please let me know. a lot of stuff was happening all at once.
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message from allison bartok. what have you done to my florian? i just wanted him back. now it's like you made it worse. i never should have trusted the structure. damn you. god damn you all. swearing tax minus 5k. allison blue bozzie. friends call him jewel casey. get it? jewel case? as he is very protective of his toys and games collection. friends are beginning to worry as his collection is getting out of hand.
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i'm sorry to tell you, but part of like being an adult with friends and family is like some days you're gonna be like, oh, i can't wait to get home from work and like, you know, play tetris 99. and then you get a message from somebody that's like, can i call you? and then you got to comfort them a little bit because that's what you know, today you tomorrow me. that's what being an adult that's not what it's all about. but that's part of it. most of the rest of it is play is just paying bills.
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