Quotes about “men are the problem”
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the guys show up five, it's usually a group of like middle aged men. they show up five minutes into the first period. they all got beers in their hands. no problem. first period ends. they go to the concession stand or the bathroom. they kind of go hand in hand. they, because so many people at the game are going to the bathroom, the concession stand, they get back in their seats
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i'm older. i can be part of the change that i want to see in the world. i'm no longer fighting my body's natural impulse to cross my legs. i'm a man. i got fans. i got a job. i got a kid. i'm a man! i'm 40! strong men can also cross their legs. my peanuts don't fit? well, i don't have that problem. but i don't think that your peanuts don't fit, okay? i think that you are signaling.
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that i am a misogynist because of the fact that i have 3.4% female viewership? has anyone ever stopped to consider that maybe i'm the victim here and women just aren't fucking with bald men? maybe women are baldest, dude. maybe dudes have no problem watching a dude who doesn't have any fucking hair, but women say, ew, look at this fucking freak. i'm not gonna watch this shithead. i think i'm the victim here, man.
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i don't have control over the percentage of female viewership that i have. women have control over whether or not they watch me. the fact that my analytics for female viewership are so bad is more of an indictment of their opinion of me than my opinion of them. i love women. i got no problem with women. got a lot of problems with men. more problems than with women, for sure. but for some reason they don't fuck with me. and i'm just saying it's...
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i wish i had a pogo stick. oh my, i don't get why you had to kill somebody right then, you should have just waited until someone was about to win and kill the men. um, well because i had already queued my card, that was the problem there. yeah, you can't un queue when you queue. alright, i'm trying to decide what to do here, cause i am scooting. i just bought something for you. yeah, how, oh, are you messing with my thing? you took like 80 seconds man. yeah dude, you take way too long. yeah. alright.
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1488.00
now our army is fighting the north hampton army. we're now at war with totil of north hampton. i don't even understand at all what's happening. i do know that i just lost several hundred men and now we are at a battle with several people. there's tons of factions forming here. what is your problem? i just dealt with all of these people.
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but, uh, i don't think it's a big problem. so the spike shoes are nice to have for sure. oh, what was i thinking? we can now take out difficult enemies more easily. like, i think i could jump on that scorpion and kill him. if only i could get like the the cabala or capala or cappella. fabio capello, former italian head coach of the england national men's football team. uh, do we have any... i guess we're just gonna exit here. cool!
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like, oh, women don't want a solution to their problem. they just want to complain. whereas men are like hardwired to be like solutions providers. and i'm like, i think i bought into that like kool aid when i was in the, when i was in my early 20s. but now i'm like, dude, i just love to complain all the time.
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i need a pink slip to resell them. there's no problem. turns out it might be a problem. tell you what, i'm gonna intuit here. there are at least four dead men in this warehouse. couple more. punks won't make for that much extra paperwork. we'd be doing the legal system a favor. okay, okay, tough guy. i get the message. lightfall. the guy who runs marquis. he's the big shot. he likes to spin big at the track. he owes me. how tall do you think i am? because you're looking up.
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that'll give our sniper a shot at the thin men that are across the way usually with an aim penalty. well, not very good at all alright, so then we had our there's another battery over here as long as this doesn't open another pod i feel pretty good. oh, and there's two batteries over here. okay, don't get caught by the acid that's a real problem for us because the acid makes it difficult for us to move. oh
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you know you guys tied. yeah. are you guys making out? what's your problem? you hate to see two men succeeding? no, i love it. i'm happy for you. honestly, depends on the men. good point. that's true. that is a good point.
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