Quotes about “meet joe black”
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what's the one that's just a bunch of keys? what's that tom cruise movie where he plays the jamaican grim reaper? so that's not tom cruise, that's brad pitt in meet joe black. he's not jamaican, he's just the grim reaper. but as robert pointed out, he does speak in a jamaican patois at one point because he's speaking to a terminally ill jamaican lady.
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jamaican mistake. jamaican mistake guy, exactly. jimmy buffett. wake me up! there are white jamaican people? yeah, but i mean like brad pitt isn't one of them. i'm not saying he shouldn't be allowed to do it. i'm just saying it's a funny scene. i'm not offended that meet joe black exists. if i was offended, i'd be offended by the fact that the movie is terrible. i don't want to see myself lose.
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australia. i'm in my fucking bag, bro. we're already half full on meter. greatest showman. hugh jackman romance. the prestige. fuck you. fuck you. the movie is a romance, bro. there's two romantic subplots. they've escaped to silence of the lambs. anthony hopkins' romance. yeah. the mask of zorro, bitch. no, meet joe black is a fucking, it's my favorite jamaican movie.
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who hit the script? i flipped the script on you, man! what was my percentage? top 20? that's not as good as i thought it would be. shout out to meet joe black. did you guys see the picture that went viral when i was gone of brad pitt with the dreadlocks and then the caption? librarian is not here. i need... because there's some things i can't say. i need him to link it so that you can see it without me saying it.
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there's just not a lot of like three word guesses that it could like use. like my first guess is great barrier reef. did you guys have you ever seen the movie uh meet joe black?
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that is damn true. i'm gonna have to say like meet joe black. you hear my tummy, man? it went. i have to say legends of the fall. legends of the... they didn't know what they were getting into, man. titus. that's a crazy play. it's also crazy that big fish, which has jessica lange, doesn't count as a romance. but that's okay. we live in time. andrew garfield. andrew garfield and an unidentifiable female lead.
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troy 2004 now a brad pitt kill shot is not easy. how about something like a meet joe black? i feel like the this i can get out of this if you skip me okay, you may not have to skip me but i i know how to get out of it if you skip me that leaves me one lifeline up we take anthony hopkins we go like the mask of zorro or something like that silence of the lambs i was gonna say i was claire for laney by the way now i don't know shit about the medallion but i do know claire for laney is in the truman show and
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sometimes it's about setting up the kill box so you can escape from it. a river runs through it. if i play seven years in tibet, i don't know how to get out of it, quite frankly. so i got to play meet joe black, 1998. and if he hits me with a skip, i got to go antitrust to take the claire forlani tunnel. the lion in winter from 1968. lawrence of arabia from 1962. i wish that that didn't work.
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you should probably watch meet joe black, because there's some funny moments in it. troy? i'm just gonna say i wish they made more movies like troy, but i do think that in the millennial generation, troy is one of the most overrated movies of all time. people talk about troy like it's on par with gladiator. it's not on par with gladiator. like it's a little schlocky. still, i like a sword and sandal, ridley scott esque historical epic with the best of them, but
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well, it's like when you go to a checkout at ikea, right? like loading the cart is way easier than unloading the cart. it's like that carl sagan bit, you know, if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, first you have to create the universe. step one of unloading your ikea cart, at least at the richmond ikea, is going to the hospital after you get hit by 11 cars in 10 seconds. okay, we push, we push. they got me feeling like meet joe black. all i wanted was a billy bookcase.
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he's in disguise. and then it pans up and he's got like, he's got like a rastafarian hat on with dreadlocks and stuff. and it's brad pitt from meet joe black. yeah, yeah, yeah. dude, it would, it would, you need the montage. you might need animatronics too. i haven't decided yet. and then honestly, while we're here, i'm going to be real with you. we need, we need an essentials edition of no comma strings attached. because the fact that that shit is not making a ton of money on residuals is pissing me off.
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