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no shoes, no shirt, yes service. yeah, prepare to be serviced i believe is how that one is. bring a pointy stick, stab each other with it. our mcdonald's has a fireplace? that seems extremely dangerous. your mcdonald's must be frequented by different clientele than most mcdonald's i've been to. do they have like a candelabra on every table? what's up with that? welcome to mcdonald's. they give you like tiffany jewelry as the happy meal.
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our mcdonald's does not have that kind of clientele. at least on a regular basis. ronald mcdonald's wearing solid gold jewelry. ronald mcdonald is a charlatan. and he's not wearing any clown makeup either. he's just like a normal dude. what do you think he looks like? it's gotta be weird. the seed kinda sucks, man. yeah. well, i went on a limb and tried something different. i thought maybe blue baby could mix it up.
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if we get good luck, this could be better. my mcdonald's has a slide that's basically a fireplace for children. that is not the analogy you want to use. i'm just picturing a fireplace for children. is that the next game? good child going down the slide and then at the bottom of the slide, just like some metal jaws open up and there's like an incinerator. i'm just seeing that the amnesia fireplace for children could be like really easy.
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6283.960
give me eight sweet and sour they charge you for those no here no fucking savages not kidding either i keep getting thrown under the bus because kate sends me out to mcdonald's and she's like i want one sweet and sour one hot mustard and then i go to the cash register on like one sweet and sour one hot mustard and then they put it on the receipt and then it never shows up and i go home and i'm like yours is what you are yeah it's like all there's not enough hot mustard there's no hot mustard
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i'm like, oh, these... i don't think i've ever even ordered hot mustard before from mcdonald's. dude, hot mustard is the king of dips. hot mustard's pretty good, but it's not the best. yeah, see, it's not the best. you gotta get the chipotle cheddar. what is a better dip? chipotle cheddar. what, they don't have chipotle cheddar at mcdonald's? well, then you just get some you fucking southwest get some special sauce son of a bitch. and dip it in that. i agree about the chipotle cheddar.
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6341.980
how do i like drop an item from my inventory without my fucker throwing it across the room? he's kind of an idiot. i think he's just gonna have you ever stored it. yeah, i just stored the chest hmm, okay. how do you get it out without him throwing? okay. i got it out. oh and then he threw it. ah habanero ranch, where do you live that mcdonald's has a habanero ranch sauce? mcdonald's is very like regional man. it's like
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6487.640
why wouldn't you want a free mcflurry? i'm all about the savory, dawg. give me the salty. well, you can't have it. you know, if you were playing mcdonald's monopoly and you win a free mcflurry, you can't sell it. okay, you're right. here's what's gonna happen. there's gonna end up being some hair in that mcflurry. oh, and then you say, no, no, i can't even stomach the thought of it. and then i'll say, i can only handle so much dairy in a day, which is actually kind of true.
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10200.120
probably go win monopoly mcdonald's or something. nice! look i'm goku! i'm goku! fucking... you're goku. look, i have a spirit bomb! wait, don't kill me, i wanna see if this gets really big. no, i'm gonna add energy to it. it's gonna kill us all, man. i have sweet hair. oh my god, you killed my spirit bomb! that was ryan, that was not i. you dick! i respect your sanctity. chao is raising their hands for me! you're raising something else as well, if you know what i mean.
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10473.860
it's all like we're following a big script. i just want poutine, man. i could really go for some. me too. i have still yet to try the mcdonald's poutine. i wouldn't recommend it, honestly. oh, i know. i've had it several times. i never regret it, but i'm always like, this isn't great poutine. is it better or worse than the regular fries? i think it might be a little better, but you know, it's not good poutine. if you're looking for poutine, you shouldn't be going to mcdonald's.
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10504.180
if you want to make the mcdonald's fries a little spicier, you can do it. they got a spicy gravy going on. do the cheese curds even squeak? got a tang. you know they're legitimate cheese curds, yes. yeah, that's the thing. there's a market for it now, because like all the fast food places are doing it. yeah. like, where was i? they got the kfc stuff the other day, they have the like, they come in the little packet. so they don't exactly i don't want that, i'll just take hot sauce please.
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10574.920
now there's yet another reason to keep getting richer, now i can't even play bomberman. the freaking lyrics are gonna come in here and smoke you with this 40,000 strong spirit bomb. that's true. bring it to the us because at least we get some. that's true. but then people all over the us would be like, what's this poutine? and they'd be trying to end mcdonald's and be like, this kind of sucks. yeah, then they'd hate all of it. that's a good point. exactly. you don't want that. it's a bad first impression. yeah.
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fox tell and now to make a damn afterbirth playlist on youtube. i made one actually it's the number one number two playlist on my channel right now. there you go my whole freaking recommended page is just like a hundred thousand of your isaac videos now working as intended. yeah you should like have more thumbnails though brand consistency as i say a mcdonald's should have more logos, man oh
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10993.760
what's my name? don quichino. mcdonald's had a pizza? yeah, you guys never had a mcdonald's pizza? oh. i've had a subway pizza too. it might have been a canadian thing, but it was around for like eight or nine years at least. that must have been a canadian thing. i never remember seeing mcdonald's pizza. we'd go to mcdonald's for like kids' birthdays and then we'd all get like personal pizzas. it was really good. i was just driving around backwards for like half that match.
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i've heard more about mcdonald's pizza in like the past four days. dude, it's real! well, it was. and i've never heard, like weirdly, two or three more people i heard or saw talking about it since we brought it up. it was pretty good. and i never heard of it before then. i don't know if it existed in the us though. no, it must not have. it must have just been a big canadian thing.
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maybe he does just burgle ham, it's possible. we don't know. that's never really... like, he does also burgle lots of hamburgers. the only reason that mcdonald's hasn't been serving ham sandwiches for the past 50 years is because the hamburger has been taking it all. yeah, i mean they only show him, you know, stealing hamburgers, but that's only because like he spent all his time just getting rid of all the ham sandwiches.
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mm hmm mom you can't have a hand sandwich at mcdonald's mine one to emblem very tough to say and burglar you start that though you have to start that with michael came in the backseat of the car and they're in a drive through what do you want michael i want i want my ham sandwich
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did you get americano this time or no? it's just from mcdonald's, so i'm pretty sure it's just coffee coffee. okay coffee coffee pizza pizza you think if you open a place called coffee coffee little caesars would sue the shit out of you. no. i think double pizza would double pizza does exist we also have pizza pizza and then there's a place in my hometown called double double pizza. what is for? come on
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wait, here you go. you can have the foil caterpie. number 10 caterpie. did you get it from mcdonald's? i don't know. these do look different, don't they? oh, charmander! foil butter free? there's a hundred bucks right there. gotta catch them all. oh, there's jinx, your favorite. what? i don't like jinx. she wouldn't... i went to give it to her and she wouldn't even touch me. you're her favorite. i don't like jinx. oh, there's a japanese... hey, goat head! kabuto.
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it's like my duck is coming out of a big blue dick. kate puts sugar in her potatoes. that is true. yeah, that's true. alright, that's more fucked up than potatoes. someone made a twitch account around that. i'm telling you, you don't want to go down that road. i think people do that. why not? i've fallen on that sword a couple times. are you dead now? i've heard of that. i know mcdonald's does that, by the way.
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man, sometimes you ever be like man these mcdonald's fries suck man these mcdonald's fries are awesome the difference is like heat and salt. yeah it is. that's it man. like an over salted mcdonald's french fry you're like this is dope then sometimes you have them and you're like what are these old? nah they just forgot to grind the salt mill as much man. yeah they didn't grind it. if they're soggy they're not as good. it's called a grinder. yeah the soggy ones are bad but i already talked about this on an nlss like a year ago
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4265.800
yeah, but you don't want to get the mcdonald's fries when the oil's all old, because then it's gross. you can taste it. yeah, you can. what are you doing, bud? oh, hammer! it's hammer time! i didn't want to look on this planet. didn't even need it. sucker. yes, chat, the new map that i made is in rotation for this, so there will be a new custom level i made. what the fuck is this round? whoopsie daisy! alright.
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you think mcdonald's would sponsor us to eat 50 chicken mcnuggets on stream and just complain about how bad we feel? probably not. did you ever see that movie that that one guy made where he tried to eat like mcdonald's every day and he called him up and he was like, hey, so i'm just trying to see if i should eat mcdonald's every day and survive. and they were like, you absolutely you should not do that. did you ever see that movie where the dude tried to smoke a mcdonald's every day? yeah. what? that's that's super jaime.
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i did see that, yeah. he tried to smoke one mcdonald's every day. how do you smoke one? one french fry. and his eyes went up at the end of it. oh yeah? that's pretty cool. we should have like four or five different sauces too so that way we can rotate as we get through different phases of nuggets. ooh, okay. all right, what sauces are you thinking here? well obviously the honey mustard was not worth it. honey mustard, the barbecue, their sweet and sour. what just happened? what the fuck happened?
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i was having thanksgiving with you, jibronies. convince them to take a 30 minute break to grab some nuggets. it takes me like an hour to get to mcdonald's and back. oh, alright.
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oh, ooh! okay, we gotta oh, i'm dead. ah! i jumped into it. no! whoa. what's this? yeah, this is my new level. what?! don't fall. that was over way faster than i wanted. what the fuck happened? i wanna play that level more. i didn't see a 50 pack on the mcdonald's website, so that's the metric for the 20 pack. wait, can you imagine if we were wrong this whole time and they don't have that?
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dude, that would be such a good like, fourth grade math question. i would be the best like, fourth grade math teacher, because i'd be like, it's nugget math, and they'd be like, yay teacher! i'd be like, okay, i want to get uh, 76 nuggets, how do i do it? and then they're like racking their brain, and they're like, you can't, dummy. that's too much cholesterol. you're actually infiltrating the place and working. from the sad old man who goes to the mcdonald's every day. the saddled man? they put a saddle on him and ride him?
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i'm asking what the rules are, i'm not subjecting anyone anything! there are no rules, that's uh, you first gotta realize there is no spoon. if you have to ask if it's okay to have an alcoholic beverage, it's probably not okay. you have to ask what a zj is, you can't afford it. if you're going to mcdonald's, you're gonna sausage mcmuffin and slam it in a 40 in a paper bag in the parking lot, that's a problem! yeah, they should serve the freaking 40 to you. you can even get beer at mcdonald's in japan.
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i don't know if that's true. no, it's true. like burger king has beer in some european places, i think. japan, though... oh, come on! is not... is not japan? i don't, uh... if it's just europe, then my bad, but i thought it was japan. i don't recall being able to get a beer in japanese mcdonald's, but might be mistaken.
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did you go to japanese mcdonald's? i believe so, yes. damn it. been to korean mcdonald's a lot. you cannot buy beer in korean mcdonald's. they're not the same country, but... confirmation on germany.
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obviously not japan. this is irrelevant because at mcdonald's breakfast is indisputably the best meal. however, in real life, it's lunch all the way. have you tried their new breakfast wraps yet? i kind of want to. it's got the hash brown built into it. whaaaat? yeah, it's baked right into the system.
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or you don't believe it's possible you don't want to i don't know i don't know i do i just don't believe mcdonald's would be that generous yeah i hear you on that because they're probably packages now you're like it's all in one you just grab it and you go
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why do you guys live in a? fictional world that i don't understand you're talking about mcdonald's. this is a major corporation and oh yeah, you know better the smallest little thing makes a big difference in sales smallest argument chat these guys have problems, right? you can open your mind man
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honestly, i don't even think you guys exist. i'm the whole like, i think therefore i am, but i can't prove that you guys are therefore you're not. the solipsism argument. on day carts. we can't actually disprove solipsism, you know, but i hate to admit that because i don't believe in it. oh, come on. oh, god. all right, we're going straight into speed runs here. oh, maya's here. i tried mcdonald's breakfast once in the uk. never again. that's the thing i said though is like mcdonald's is like top tier in canada.
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in some ways i kind of like how uniform some of those breakfast sandwiches are when they have like the egg patty on them. well, the mcdonald's sandwich is extremely uniform because they got the circle mold that they just cracked the egg into. alright, well that's fine too. just saying, the ones that are like pre frozen, they don't really taste any worse to me, but i also have a shitty palate so... there's that. death to all fans. yeah, you wouldn't. exactly. oh, i remember it used to be much bigger, the eggs that came in a carton that you just like
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i mean they can just buy eggs, they don't have to have the chickens at the mcdonald's. well that's true. but you think of it as an attraction for kids and stuff and educational, and this is where your eggs come from. and then you see one shoot an egg out, and then the kid's like, oh i want that one. it's like an agriculture lesson. they wash it off and then that's it. then the kid's eating an egg and like
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usually you're the first one to bring up the nihilist argument and here we are being the nihilist and apparently it's not acceptable. well i don't understand, i don't care about mcdonald's egg productions. i know it's not about mcdonald's anymore man. never really was. i thought it was entirely about mcdonald's. it was a metaphor. mcdonald's is a metaphor for consumerism. that's not true, mcdonald's is a business. it's also a metaphor.
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then they're like oh, it's a downtown toronto mcdonald's. here's our pasture. well, okay, it's not like everyone has to have one. they could ship they could have like little bike couriers from like the central mcdonald's pasture in the city and then the bike couriers. or they could have little egg tubes, like the things they put the mail and stuff into. oh, here we fucking go. it's like...
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robots dude, come on. what are you talking about? micro nanomachines man, the gray cloud. you've gone so far on this mcdonald's tangent. we've completely reworked their business.
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they've gotta freaking stay current! it's the future! that's the thing, right? mcdonald's is starting... this is like the first year that they haven't opened up... they've closed more than they've opened up or something in the states. right. they've gotta figure out a way to get on top of all these other places that do shit just as good for just as cheap. so they're gonna make like pastures and cities. didn't they... i thought that they uh... i read the comments of that reddit post.
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if because of something does go wrong. yeah but how does this relate to mcdonald's? it's not man conversations evolve just you got to go with the flow. i don't know how we got here. conversational evolution is just a theory man. conversational evolution? yeah. what's the theory of that? the theory of your butt. can you explain it? no it's something i made up for a punchline. oh fuck.
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it's true. i mean, you know, i'm not afraid to talk about, you know, mcdonald's eggs and shit in public, but i don't get the opportunity all that often. it's like, we're stuck here sitting for a couple hours, right? you can't just walk away from me, so... indulge yourself for a bit and talk about the egg farm.
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we got the idea because in japan, i saw later it was in japan only, they've announced a chicken mcnugget meal at mcdonald's where you can get 48 chicken nuggets. it's not even 50, where do you get the other two? you gotta buy like a four piece and then give two to somebody else outside or something like that. and we were prognosticating whether or not we could eat 50 chicken mcnuggets. do you think you could eat 50 chicken mcnuggets in a single sitting? 50? that's a lot man, it's a ton.
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and that was a mistake. the herbs, the extra texture of the herbs in that, like it was making me gag. i couldn't... the hidden valley was too much for me. yeah. it's like a dijon ranch. it's meant to be used sparingly. yeah, not in gloppy globs. too rich. down my throat. gotta keep it basic. i don't think i could eat 50 chicken mcnuggets. i think i'd be willing to try. i'd rather them be wendy's nuggets. the mcdonald's ones are like...
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well, there's like i always get these ads and like you know when people are like oh well the ads are based on your search history i this is one of the few where i'm like yeah, i see it i always get his ad when i'm like on clickbait websites it's always like see this man who's had a mcdonald's hamburger for 25 years like you won't believe what it looks like and i'm like i bet i believe what it looks like dr. zayden like a mcdonald's hamburger. that's like a little weird, but mostly it's still intact and
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wait, we won't believe what the hamburger looks like? well that's what they always do, yeah you won't believe what the hamburger looks like. i thought it was what the man looks like after eating 25 years worth of hamburgers. no no, it's just he keeps a hamburger for 25 years. he preserves it. oh, i misunderstood. i thought it was his diet we were making fun of here. but to be fair, i would also want to see what the man who kept a mcdonald's hamburger for 25 years looked like. if he's like married and his wife is always like, when are you gonna throw out that hamburger? he's like, you don't understand, carla. i bet he's got a weird mustache.
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