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no generals either right matt? i have one general. i have one general. stop acting like you having no army is my fault. you would have declared the war whether i came in or not. but i would have left the war earlier but you're like no man don't do it. you wouldn't have gotten anything from that. i would have gotten the same two provinces i have now. you could have kept pressing them and you would have gotten like four provinces. they had by the time
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well yeah, i guess i thought i was like all tabbing or something. oh. were you hitting tab? maybe i clicked that. i don't understand how. i threw a sword through that man's eyeball. this is like some donnie darko shit. nl means nude laundering. how did he find out? til. t uh... i know all about nude laundering. you do? this guy has a sword through his chest! that was probably me. it's just stuck in him. that's that movie starring, um, matt damon. x gonna stick it to ya. x gonna stick it to ya?
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cousins be wildin', which is absolutely true. you have any cousins? i think i got like, it pisses me off when i actually have like six or seven of something. i have maybe like half a dozen or so cousins. you have a cousin named matt? i don't. is that like the classic cousin name? i'm...bro you... there's something wrong with my brain man. i was gonna say bro you look like you're from buxley.
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gone girl, ben affleck, the last duel, matt damon, the departed, mark wahlberg, the family plan. sixteen seconds. as long as you ignore the steps that i took in the middle, or at the start where i didn't turn the timer on. the prep is the important part, man. michelle, oh it's michelle monaghan! and then of course she's in mission impossible fallout with loli adefopi.
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made by, you know, vancouver local matt thorson, tower fallen jumper man. wait, what was that other card? i haven't even been paying attention to like nothing over the course of this run. it's the stars, alright. it does, i will say, it's not much of a race when you've beaten the game in all the b sides, and me and kobol have only beaten the a sides of like the first three chapters. but again, you know, it's the united nations. you gotta allow some, uh...
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oh, is it the tiny matt damon movie that came out like four months ago? is it the tiny matt damon movie? yeah! no, no, there's a movie where matt damon becomes small so that they can afford a house or something. ant man? what? yeah! it's paul rudd in ant man. no, oh, downsizing, that's what it's called, yeah. that's the premise? i don't want to watch that. that is the real premise of a movie. they shrink people so that they can have affordable houses. that's the movie.
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i need to see that. army of you would love army of darkness. i would probably love army of darkness. dude, and then sam raimi like almost rebooted it in 2009 with drag me to hell and its sequel, the devil wears prada. right. that's the right. a historical event that would make a bad theme for a restaurant. the trail of tears or the release of the 2018 film downsizing? that is a historical event, yeah. it is historical. these matt damon jokes are killing me, man.
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wide open spaces every time? yeah, maybe. what's it to you? we got to get this in deep and then we got to run back and cover the net because no one else will. okay, matt daniel, you earned it. you call for it, you got it. great cross, man. rasmus dallin got a lot of sustained pressure. that's an amazing shot. you can't stop it. you can't stop it. i'll take some responsibility for that. our pass to matt daniel.
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alright, probably just probably just eat that one. matt matthew rakhana. hey, sorry rat you makana. hey, he's okay i don't want to call matthew rakhana. that's that's a completely different skaven based actor. oh man yep, that's not a surprise. hey guys rest you bought right? okay. oh, yep. they'll be back after i score this touchdown never fear, okay, okay?
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let me say it man, it ain't one thing and it's a fucking other dude. finally. imagine ryan's head getting bigger. i know bro. ken griffey jr. had one episode of the simpsons. they got a pick up brain. the talk gets off bob. yeah. matt and leanne can say it goes. ken griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw. you strike me as barry simpson's color.
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i could tell you the date. i know where we got rid of it because it's on instagram. hold on. it's cringe chat. it's cringe. it's cringe, but just 100 495 weeks ago 127 000 miles we gotta get it back man. please reply to matt gen 25. he deserves it where i got you. yeah, sure whatever i can do to help matt just
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