Quotes about “matt johnson”
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no, they kill the aliens. ooh, dude! they can come out at the same weekend as district 10 when christopher johnson finally comes back to south africa. yeah, because they're supposed to cure him, right? at the end of district 9, i believe christopher johnson says, we'll be back in like 8 years or something like that. and district 9 came out 11 years ago. why doesn't matt damon just take him to the elysium...
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michael phelps or shawn johnson? i'm gonna go michael phelps because i don't know who shawn johnson is. maybe a gymnast? the rock or hulk hogan? i'm going the rock. tim burton or johnny depp? i'll go tim burton on this one. i don't know. barbra streisand or liza minnelli? let me go streisand. she's had a number one album in seven decades. celine dion or madonna? i gotta try madonna. seth macfarlane or matt groening? i mean, the simpsons goes insane.
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that's jim balsillie. what did i tell you? and then this guy is from archive 81. i know this guy. that's glenn howerton. actually, it's glenn howerton playing jim balsillie, okay? okay, yeah. makes perfect sense. i see it. makes perfect sense. makes perfect sense. makes per... i mean, if you don't get this one by number four, you're not getting it at all. let's just put it that way. where the vampires hang out. doom shirt. it is a we shop wednesday guy. matt johnson. is that correct?
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at the same time, i like that it riles people up. you'll be, oh, fucking justin bieber, man, and i'm like, when i was in high school, everyone was going crazy over jack johnson. you know, matt bonanno, panky, that guy. and you know, jason mraz and stuff like that. so i missed that by a few years, i guess.
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i dreamed that i was on a crashing airplane last night. the pilot was matt johnson and the plane crashed. i lived but one person died and he came out to like he gave like a public apology to the airplane. he was like guys we crashed
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saw that at a birthday party. call it clerks 2. clerks 2 is so... you're surfacing memories that i've surfaced, but you're resurfacing them and i appreciate it. clerks 2 is just not a good movie going experience for me. it was one of those... it really was... i'm glad that matt johnson has typified it within nirvana, the band, to show the movie. it was kind of like, i'm in the wrong timeline. why is everybody laughing at all this donkey stuff? like i'm
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there's a matt johnson hat. wait, wait, wait. that's the fucking lad right there. that's the fucking lad. i'm gonna have him eaten out of the palm of my fucking hand.
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is nirvana the band, the show, the movie dogma 95? it's shot a little dogma 95. there's a lot of shots in the celebration 1998 that were giving me serious matt johnson vibes. that's all i'm going to say. i know you're more interested in yeah, dogma 99 because we've got dogma poster, but obviously there's got to be some treasures.
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saw that at a birthday party. call it clerks 2. clerks 2 is so... you're surfacing memories that i've surfaced, but you're resurfacing them and i appreciate it. clerks 2 is just not a good movie going experience for me. it was one of those... it really was... i'm glad that matt johnson has typified it within nirvana, the band, the show, the movie. it was kind of like, i'm in the wrong timeline. why is everybody laughing at all this donkey stuff? like i'm
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and i would love to see jack black as more god. you're not wrong. that being said, the exception to this, and this is also a little reddit, so i apologize, but it's acceptably reddit right now if i'm reading the room appropriately. on paper, the concept of a matt johnson magic the gathering movie makes absolutely no sense, but also i have no reason to doubt him after
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nirvana the band to show the movie and also blackberry. so he's much like selene song earned a freebie after past lives and then popped her bubble shield with materialists in my opinion. matt johnson gets a he literally he he has played two cards that guarantee that his next card is free. so if his next card if it's a simple strike or a simple defend who cares? who cares because it was zero energy anyway it's either that or leave it in the hand.
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