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districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one.
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i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast.
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sorry, continue, please. nl, talk about how mathis didn't want to buy a jayce at $23 and now they're at $70. that's pretty much just the chief mathis story. we went to pax and then he's like, i want to buy a jayce, but then the game store that had a presence at pax
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oh, the graphics card is dependent on that issue. or the other way around. yeah, i mean, that's a really strange. that's a dead blue baby. twelve and a half minute lost run. mathis bitching about his magic pulls when his dad bought him 40 packs. that is pretty much how it's felt for like the last couple of days.
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it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh.
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what is mathis's record so i know how to beat it? i don't think he's ever even made it past the menu screen to be honest. wow, that's awful! yeah, he's pretty terrible at video games in general. why does he play them so often then? i don't know, i think it's like he plays them so that one day he'll be good enough to get into the overwatch beta. but he doesn't get better ever, so why does he bother? i don't know. he's... you know how einstein quotes like doing the same thing expecting different results? yeah, and saying something or other. that's about mathis.
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pretty much summed it up for me as well. i'll try to watch like a scary movie or something. fuck i died. i like watching scary movies on halloween. mm hmm. erebus ultima. thank you for the subscription as well. well, i get banned for saying that mathis is a pretty okay guy. mathis is, he's a good dude. we just, well i make fun of him.
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i think that's the joke is that everyone knows that we're just playing i hope so occasionally i get questions like why do you hate mathis so much but i hope that those questions are just part of the self aware universe. bellegda. yeah self aware bellegda exactly. ooh laser early on is great. i do think it's funny to crack expeditions and then send pictures of them to mathis and be like whoa check it out got my first pack today what's this?
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i'd rather crack them for myself. i'm not buying these packs because i want these packs. i'm buying these packs so we can make mathis feel bad. and also for the future potential of selling them. oh yeah, no absolutely. even though you're not going to, just to know you can. don't forget wall jump nl. i try to wall jump
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he actually, mathis, his dirty little secret is that he doesn't even play magic. he just collects cards. i don't know if there's anything really wrong with that. there's nothing wrong with it. you're entitled to do whatever you want, but if we played i would smoke his candy ass non stop. i figured you had played. oh, we played. okay. we played. alright, cool. oh, i actually had played. i don't really understand the... i see what you're saying.
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hmm, let's try it. we'll see. do you have any aspirations to share the mic with me tomorrow? would you like to solo stream tomorrow? oh, yeah, we can do a co op stream. not co op, but you know. a few hours or an hour or whatever. yeah, that seems perfectly palatable to me. sounds good. some little casual rebirth streaming. i'm sure mathis will show up too. also true, yeah. maybe cobalt. we'll get the whole crew. bear.
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nah, he's not a knight. we'll get like 10 of us to all stream rebirth or afterbirth at the same time. i'm gonna keep calling it rebirth by accident. online co op confirmed. that's not what i meant. you know it. that would be pretty sweet though. it would. i would be super into that. alright, we're playing the game again. i guess i took banks. yeah, it happens to the best of us. make the best of it if you can. took banks by accident. mathis knows how to turn on the internet.
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when you double your cubes of meat, you get the next level up. which means you can easily get that achievement now. yeah, especially with all the battery drops that happen in this game now. whip worm. woosh. it's not bad. man, i feel like, i talked about this with mathis a little bit, but i was like, lilith really kind of blows. except for greed mode, in greed mode she can be awesome. but in like regular hard mode runs, i feel like she's either like
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this guy's now on fire. ah, and he farted me into a fucking wall of fire. if you live through the burning basement, you're already like top 30 percentile of rebirth players, i think. yeah? yeah. i farted through this burning ring of fire. fart, fart, fart the flames. yeah! so you said top 30% if i get out of here. if you get out of the burning basement, yeah. yeah, i can confirm that i've done that. there you go, nick. congratulations. woo! you should start doing dailies and prove how much better than mathis you are.
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that's easy. i feel like you use that to motivate me a lot nowadays be better than mathis. i ended that run because i hated it all right. well, i don't feel any shame. fair enough. don't feel any shame you just like start another run. i am doing another lilith if i start burning basement just quitting. life it's a lot easier once i can see better with like contrast and stuff. yeah yeah, i mean the burning basement is just like you can't see enemies that are small.
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i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis.
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oh, well, i cannot be online for two seconds without nick inviting me to play duck game. i invited elucidate mathis also to see who would show up. really? yeah. mathis can only join when he beats me in a daily challenge. he was tweeting that he did it real fast today. yeah, he did, but his score sucked. his score always sucks though. yeah. my score is better than him. you don't even qualify, mister. you don't think? wait, why?
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hello dan! hello friend! hi dan! i like that guy. dan gheesling is a wild and crazy dude. oh! wild and crazy dude. he consistently beats mathis on the daily, which is what i... he beat him by 20 points on yesterday's, which is literally like two pennies. that's awesome. i feel like it's the man gheesling. it actually is awesome. man gheesling? i said he's the man gheesling. what is this?
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oh he didn't win, he just beat mathis. that's a win, in my book. it's like beating like a jacksonville jaguar. was that somehow that insult meant to also insult mathis somehow? yeah mathis is a big jaguars fan. fucking loves byron lethbridge. i don't know what kind of bridges he's into, i'm just saying. it's drew. yeah.
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hates, um, bob ross. i don't know why. hater and b rater. i can't believe they would. thank you arrowhood cobra and also some guy... oh, i'm not even on green mode, this is just normal mode. oh, you did it wrong. thank you, um, mathis games as well for the subscription. much appreciated. who's that? yeah, i've never heard of him.
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fuck boy. you gotta go with mathis' family. his dad will buy 20 packs, his sister will buy 20 packs. well i mean truth be told rather than spending 120 bucks on a freaking fatback which is the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you should just buy a booster box and then you get like 36 full hour lands anyway. and then everything that's in the packs, that's probably like 130. as jofos for the six months in a row resubscription, welcome back.
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chat wants three hours of rumbler with mathis. yes! now you're speaking my language. random people from chat physically fighting mathis. that sounds like a good show. i would watch that. oh, there's a missile. alright. that didn't work out. it sorta worked. oh, i made a mistake. oh god. goodbye friends. i'll be here. remember me. not gonna lie, i'd watch that. i'm not surprised that you would.
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so this was all a ruse so that i could tell you an anecdotal story about mathis games and how he hates people in the service industry. oh, i was in the service industry. he was in the service. he served his country. i know, that's what makes it so damning to be honest with you. i've had a few cafeteria style breakfasts with him. he'll go up, he'll get a glass of orange juice. he'll drink the orange juice.
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what a guy. i can see why. i mean, madam, he's a trash. he is a single trash. a single trash. he is a trash. not a piece of it. he's the concept of trash. yeah. he's actually like a pretty good guy. but i was baffled. i was like, why would you do this? why do you hate the little guy so much, mathis? krampus, you hurt me. and then he said, americans shouldn't have to wash their own dishes right after that. i was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. that's a little too far. what?
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all the words that people don't like hearing because of how they sound merged into one i've never heard liquid as one, but yeah, i hear you other than that. dude, i did you like in the skype chat today how i asked mathis about a popular fan theory about star wars the force awakens? he called it ham solo. and i asked him if he was gonna be ham solo and...
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what's great is that mathis has been opening like a lot or has opened a lot i don't know if he still if i should still be using the present tense and his whole goal was just to get one expedition and then you just got one on a whim my girlfriend's salty that i'm talking about magic or something it was her idea and she helps me open the packs. yeah, i let her just open all the packs most likely it's a most part and we all need an enabler yeah
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