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i can't get the idea of like a student, not really breeding simulator, but a game where you like try to make the best students you possibly can and then compete. like do like a math competition with other schools, which are other like bread children. pokemon challenges basically. yeah. but then like you have to like petition the governor for like extra funds. and then based on your performance in the spellathon, you'll either get them or you won't get them.
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why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so.
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2 and 4. oh shit. alright, i trust you, i don't remember the other one. i've only cut 1. yeah. dude, 2? 2? yep. and 4. yeah. alright! success! we did it! okay. math. science. thank you andrewlgn for the 10 months! is this all just wire cutting? these are just like all the problems in math class that made my head explode every time. yeah.
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hey, hey! it's the math blasters. we did it! we're the best. oh man. this is the process of elimination. we got one star. come on! it's because of the filing. yeah, we unlocked filing puzzles though. i'll never want to play those. i don't have an overlay so why don't we just pimp our channels here. we'll start with alpaca patrol. yeah, hi, i'm rob, also known as alpaca patrol. you can find me at youtube.com.
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yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird.
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clearly not a lot of people were because it's gone now. it is now is vacated is history you just like smack that shield right away. we've got some kind of stasis thing going on right now who are you math as games? oh, yeah, it's like a sci fi horror game, right? yeah, so kind of sci fi horror like a point and click it's his favorite game of all time. he really does talk about it a lot. i don't like he talks about stasis non stop and magic
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remember him as he was, not as he is. so do you get any more pennies for not leaving the room and doing every wave? i don't run the math yet? don't think so, but it really feels like you should. but i think the only punishment that you get for pushing the button is that you take damage on it. oh, okay. so maybe that's balance. i don't know. for my own convenience, i just like to do everything through the devil deal in one fell swoop. as lilith, that's like definitely the optimal play. absolutely.
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fucking bender. we're not dealing. we're not d100 guys. i like this build. i worked hard on it. it's not no balls it's just different play style. oh, this one is holy mantle thank you anonymous. i have no idea anonymous. you're freaking me out your predictions my brain can't take your math right now, man. i'm telling you man. it's gonna be a picture of edmunds balls sounds inevitable, but that but on greed does have a good but nice took us
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oh! josh saved the day. let's get out of pinball mode. i don't know man. i'm liking it too. oh! ah! ah! holes in the butts! that might not go in. cause josh saved it. yesterday my math exam told me to find the length of nl and i nearly choked. i guess it was probably like find the length of an egg or something like that. it's okay. probably netherlands, right? nl?
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i mean if it's like an equation how long is the nl? it's probably like find the length of an egg. i had to guess maybe nl was the side of a triangle. it was the hypotenuse in the name. it's where they had to use the pythagorean theorem that sounds like a pretty tough exam are you sure they're ready for that kind of math in college? it's sure yeah, it might have been an intro to math. you don't know what college went to, you don't know level
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intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that.
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around those times? that's not even an intro to math, that's like a... that's an outro. 70. outro! the outro to math. debriefing. that's where they take your underwear off. debriefing. underwear. man, it's like, you'll get too much speed on this one, huh? i like it, it gives you a little bit more time to work. i missed that one. oh!
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where do they get a side of my own balls from? the side of your own balls. no, they're just gonna take the side of your own balls. he's holding a knife in his hand while i say a mat. oh jesus, that's horrifying. like at a hibachi place. hey, baby, you want some fuck? that is gonna just crush it here. yeah, i'm sure. yeah. like 73 to 37. that's not how that math works. 27? that's it. that's close enough.
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math shmath. some fuck. a side of your own balls sounds like nl's. you are correct. alright, presently, man rob is just crushing it right now. he's up by like a thousand points. wow. which means you have to really muck it up right here. yeah i'm gonna screw up the round three with that so don't worry. alright. should be showing up right now. everyone can see this one so. four leaf clovers are lucky but if you find a five leaf clover... uh... what?
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i'm like, oh, math and algebra and chemistry? fuck that. that's room for i could be remembering super mario stuff or whatever. yeah, i'm pretty much the same way. let's go blank card. i actually like the jump book. i'm getting good at dodging it. dodging with it. i used to play the violin archetype from sixth grade all the way through senior in high school. oh wow. and then i put it down. yep.
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barry, you wanna talk about the arg again for a while? well, i got my own little arg, cause... kate and i were doing a lost hush run, and it was taking a long time. we had 23,000 points. so, chat was joking, like, well, you know, your score might be zero pretty soon, and we're like, no, that's like, several hours away. 23,000 seconds, that's so many hours away. and then, chat did the math, and it was actually like,
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66.6 hours. what? like, and i was like, come on, no it's not. and then i ran the math and i was like, oh fuck. alright. so did you find the address and dig anything up? yeah! and now i'm going to jail!
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i hit you with it! look at that. gimme it. what? i feathered you! i was gonna hit it so that you could get it and it hit me. bullshit you! what? i know how to time when that thing starts. i can buy so many nuggets, you're right! oh god, what's the math on how many nuggets i can buy now? a burger king? anywhere. well, you know, there's different nugget indexes.
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dude, that would be such a good like, fourth grade math question. i would be the best like, fourth grade math teacher, because i'd be like, it's nugget math, and they'd be like, yay teacher! i'd be like, okay, i want to get uh, 76 nuggets, how do i do it? and then they're like racking their brain, and they're like, you can't, dummy. that's too much cholesterol. you're actually infiltrating the place and working. from the sad old man who goes to the mcdonald's every day. the saddled man? they put a saddle on him and ride him?
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zagazaga says they sell them in 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100. they should start selling them in prime numbers instead of just doing multiples of 5. because that's gonna really fuck up my math program. oh snap. it all happened. how did you do that? how did you do that? you're fired. wait, that wasn't me. i'm gonna kill myself. alright.
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can you mill me? why don't they just fall in the regular scale of ph? well, it's not like the math works, right? i've got an ask, greg. can you mill me? like a logarithmic scale, they gotta be like... now i'm thinking about it, i'm like, they've gotta be like 10 trillion times stronger than an acid that has like a ph of 1. that's pretty fucked up, man. they're not making warheads out of that. how can that even exist? wouldn't that like melt the core of the earth? i don't know about that.
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we don't fuck around with the quadratic equation anymore. think i need to figure out what a conternian is? i don't think so. conternian? what do you call it? i don't even know what you're trying to say! you know, like a quaternian. i don't think i got to that level of math if that's a math term. you know, it's a qua qua quaternian. what? it's a qua quaternarian. are you trying to say centurion? i don't really know what i'm talking about, to be honest with you. man, i'm like straight up gonna die on level one.
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ughhh, zack snyder. a quaternion is like an imaginary number but instead of i it's just also j and k? yeah man, it's like a three dimensional imaginary vector. oh no, so it's like the xyz for imaginaries? um, i guess that would be one way to think of it. like if they map to dimensions? i went just about far enough in math for my professor to be like, hey we're gonna introduce this shit, but
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i was terrible in math all through high school. i just got up to like standard college math one and that was as much as i needed for my course load so i stopped there. math is like pretty dope. oh, i appreciate it. i like that people can do it better than me, but i just get frustrated and stressed out by it. i can understand that. is this not the end? no, i gotta go up a little more. if you don't tip at least 20%, you're an ass.
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final nut total, seven. i like that the most controversial thing that ever comes up on the show is tipping. just math in general. not even math, but then, you know, you mentioning that people don't get tipped in ireland is because, uh, you know, people are now like, well, waitresses and waiters, they'll get paid, like, fair wages here. that's true. oh my! you're not wrong. oh yeah, i wasn't saying that as if they're somehow, like, on the same level. i was just saying that is that situation separate from this situation.
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