Quotes about “matcha”
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has n.l. tried matcha or pastel? i've done both of them, actually. matcha's tolerable. pastel is also tolerable. that was pretty much my feelings. i liked matcha. decently, but not enough. yeah, that's fine. you know what your highest charge level ever is?
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the prime minister of uganda and i'm like, what are you talking about? he doesn't have hair. he's the same person obviously. doesn't make any flippin' sense. you like aqua as your favorite color? no. normal. i forget which one aqua is. that's just the blue version of the same... yeah, it's like matcha but blue. yeah, aqua's pretty nice too.
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ice cream, like vanilla ice cream. now it's never vanilla, the best thing you can do is like, it's vanilla bean. but most of the time it's like london fog. and you're like, what the fuck does london fog taste like? matcha, green tea latte. like what are you wait, but that's delicious. it is delicious, but sometimes i just wanna mint chocolate chip or something. oh god. pre plan their wardrobe for the week.
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what percentage of chat suffers from ocd? 50 years old. i'm watching matcha things now. oh, you said nine. i was going to say you were hovering on 50. i was like, wait. i feel like you're almost dead on here. chat, you like matcha, right? who doesn't like matcha? i'm not alone in the... people who don't know what it is probably might not like it. isn't that the mouse girlfriend? matcha, matcha, matcha, matcha.
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it's green. oh yeah. old milk. green tea. matcha. nah. it's chlorophyll. that's not a drink. i thought it was flavor. i also thought it was not a flavor, but apparently it is. that's stupid. it is mint and chlorophyll. i'm gonna tell you one thing. it doesn't taste like mint at all. chlorophyll. alright, i'm gonna start drinking flagella water then if we can just do that. it says it's chlorophyll flavored.
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getting 64 donuts catered to the san francisco offices that cost us $373,000 a month. every donut gets billed out to the clients at $22 each. it's got one strip of bacon on it for some reason. it's like a bacon matcha donut. plus zero, i'll take that. i'm surprised that i only got like 800 likes on the tweet that said going to subway and asking the sandwich artist what's good today.
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hey, enel, do you like matcha? shut the fuck up. match him your nuts up with my forehead or something. matcha, how about you match your lips around my, you know what, you piece of crap. you think i'm gonna fall for that shit again? you like cold brew? yeah, yeah, i love cold brew. oh, cold you brew up some juice to put on my nuts so you can suck off? you fucking asshole, dickhead. bad man. get back here! get back here!
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it stopped typing and then he's typing again and then he's backspacing and i was like, oh fuck here we go and then like then the message came in it was like eight lines long and i was like oh no no no no. but we're cool, we're cool, he just doesn't he would rather play some of the more improv driven jackbox games instead of the trivia driven jackbox games okay? have you heard about the price of matcha going up? here we go!
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i don't know why in my head i've now got a little voice of an angry man going like, and even american pie's gone woke. you see that new damn american pie? you wouldn't believe it. the woman's fucking the pie now. it used to be the man would stick his dick in the pie. now they got the lady sticking the pie up her frickin' hoo ha. and it's not even apple pie anymore. it's probably a gluten free fucking matcha pie or something.
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green tea or matcha? i said i'll take a medium coffee, please. i said medium coffee. how do you take it? as fast as possible. i've got a busy day ahead of me. me if i was an important guy. hey, hey, hey, oh hang on, hang on, hang on one second. i'll take a medium coffee please. come on, come on, come on, medium coffee, come on. hey, hey, just a second, the barista's being a real...
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matcha latte boba. i will say i got two of them and i had one yesterday put it in a gloss the matcha is like brown that's bad. it's supposed to be green. but it tastes good, so i don't know if it's that bad for you. i'm just going nuts on the table. i'm trying to stoke descent boba tea probably most overrated food in human history. well i would like i don't know there's bacon dude. bacon's delicious. no, but yeah, but it's overrated.
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i don't have bad shoulders. it's just... it's been a while. i don't know. maybe it's the elden ring getting all that tensity on my shoulder or something. i have no idea, man. do i like matcha? of course i like matcha. labrum is a real body part in shoulder. that's what you would say if i were... if you were to say ligma is a real part of your body. oh! are you doing the matcha? are you doing the matcha bit?
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you motherfucker, i caught you before you linked that shit! hey, NL, do you like matcha? shut the fuck up, matching your nuts up with my forehead or something. matcha, how about you match your lips around my, you know what, you piece of crap. you think i'm gonna fall for that shit again? you like cold brew? yeah, yeah, i love cold brew. oh, cold you brew up some juice to put on my nuts so you can suck off? you fucking asshole, dickhead.
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that's crazy. of the exact same sock. ryan, do you like matcha? yes, i like matcha. go ahead, go ahead. what are you... what are you... matcha my balls? that doesn't even make sense. it makes all sense. why don't you match up my balls? oh hey, that's not right to do that to your wife on stream. i put my balls up against anybody's if we're talking about matching our balls.
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