Quotes about “massage”
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i'm letting machines and nurses do the work. you're gonna need that metal gear solid muscle massage to keep your muscle strength up. i'm fine with that. they can massage something else too while they're at it. this body's been getting a free ride for too long. what has it ever done for me? that's really a point though in getting a hand job if you're in a coma?
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you know you gotta play these games with yourself sometimes, because all they want to do is not vote. sex machina has won that one. i mean that was just poor placement of the questions really, unfortunately. it's just one right after the other. a bad name for an italian restaurant. mario's pipe hole or italian massage. what? no vote. massage?
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8301.940
is that even like an implication? cause i'm not aware of... yeah, is that a spaghetti massage or something? it's a reference. oh. see, i knew that was gonna happen as soon as i put it in, but i don't know. i just decided to do it anyway. it's tim and eric! robby, you spelled your name. alpaca patrol. i know, i'm rebranding. i figured you know the ending is too much, really. mario's pipe hole has won. yay!
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i lost. i choked at the end. i thought i hit enter and it accepted it, but... you did give the top answer though, mario's pipe hole. that was the top answer of the whole game. that was up against mine, i don't remember... oh, it was italian massage. italian massage! you guys need to all watch tim and eric is all i'll say. go look up italian massage on youtube, it's a great time. alrighty.
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1984.560
eat donkey seaman straight. does anyone disagree with me on that? do we have to go further into it? i want i mean, i want to go further into it. okay, well, what would you do, josh? if you were given the option? no, i want you to tell me why you would do you. okay, it's very simple. donkey seaman is semen. cum mushrooms are mushrooms. the mushrooms ate the cum. but that doesn't mean that they consist of cum anymore. that means that, like, existing mushrooms are, like, eating shit, you know? are you sure? oh, i got a massage!
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1779.700
maybe you have to i don't i don't fucking know what it would be after birth plus you just make like a like a massage mega hush. yeah if you type a hush hush baby as you see every room is hush hush puppy hush pupy tiny boss rush did oh
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serene, this is like him getting a massage. he's having the time of his life. i don't know about these spider moves you guys are doing over here. you just have spider mod on, that's all. jesus. fucking ninja turtle moves. get him donatello. yeah! oh, like that angle.
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is everyone okay? these are simple tasks that we are barely unable to surmount. i was speaking a sentence and then also typing in a funny whiplash. we've reached the limit of our ability to multitask is what it is. yeah. you shouldn't get a massage at a place called search and destroy, or you shouldn't get a massage at a place called hands free massage mountain. mountain.
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thank you headchan for the four months in a row! well now i want to know, on hans 3 massage mountain do they just like roll you down the mountain? is that the implication there? you just get massaged by the rocks? yeah, the jagged rocks. that makes sense. search and destroy was a good one and a callback. and it did win, it got like 58th of 42.
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thank you frisky potato for the 21 months in a row and thank you again everybody that's gotten me back up over the 500 dream appreciate it very much just hire three tiny little men to breathe on them with their hot breath you need to hire one to rub your belly the whole time though as well massage the nugs then it might turn into an orgy though instead of just a nugget eating contest
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it's like herding fucking cats. oh my god, i was ready for rooms before you were even born. it's so bright. i got rooms on rooms on rooms. my corneas. oh, can you massage my corneas? this is boring. um... uh uh. this is blank. there's nothing here. austin, you can't say that. i cannot, hashi.
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welcome to arth. that's will smith. yeah. is that the head of a featureless man laying down on a massage table? in an earthquake. is it just this for no reason? okay, good, it's not. man standing on a roof. just gonna guess some random c letter words, cause i don't know what the fuck. oh, that's actually just a c. you drew a c. that's a c. that's the letter c. okay. that's the letter c. krufer? krufer?
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we have a plan where someone will come by your apartment and massage their backs for five hours each day yeah, get the pet dietitian in here. you're actually treating them with cruelty if you don't hire the person so it wasn't enough that our species domesticated them and now like have saved them from a life in the wild maybe that's a very human centric way to look at it, but but you know i feel like a cat's life is pretty dope and then now they're like oh
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the, um, uh, that's like, uh, you guys ever play with a stretch armstrong when you're a kid? yeah, they had like a death bead or something. yeah, it's like they filled it with pois oh, we're making a kid's toy. why don't yeah, what can we use to fill this? why don't we just put some fucking rat poison in there? what could possibly go wrong? tastes great. some showerheads have settings like massage and pulse, but never ever set your showerhead to deglaze or to kill. yeah.
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