Quotes about “marx”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [12⧸6⧸17]
- 9948.120 i've been paying attention to my score at all. have any of my answers been winning? oh really? okay. i don't understand. what's is i've never seen this meme before one that says how long can capitalism go on? i think uh, just one guy did it and then other people copied and pasted it does it have a weird cartoon karl marx on it? no, it has pepe but it's me as pepe um, i need you guys to do be like my political compass. okay quiz because like Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸19⧸18]
- 6816.100 what's good for the most successful corporations is always ultimately good for all of us. definitely true. eat the rich. yeah, place your bets. am i going to be karl marx or adolf hitler? i don't know. a significant advantage of a one party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system. i mean... Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (December 13, 2018)
- 3682.960 and then for the last 140 pages, i went, eh, i don't know about this one anymore. i give it a 3 out of 5. n.l. disagrees with the politics of brave new world. here's the thing, okay? i thought that that book was really cool when, uh, i mean these are spoilers. when bernard marx is like, uh, he's a square peg in a round hole, i thought that book was really strong. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸5⧸17]
george costanza on the links - Bits and Banter [12/19/2022]
- 192.98 i thought so too, but well you know what it is? you ever like have a grandparent who's like you gotta see this it's the funniest thing ever and then they show you like duck soup and it's one of the marx brothers like pretending that there's some other guy's reflection and they're losing it and you're like i don't even understand like is this supposed to be funny or is this like a documentary and i think it's like that like if you show dumb and dumber to a 19 year old they're gonna be like what is this? Search ↗
karaoke night - Bits and Banter [03/09/2023]
- 2408.00 chris rock. it's pretty good. it's got a 50 on rotten tomatoes. he does a great bit on cancel culture that i think would really resonate with you. greece did not invent comedy, okay? oh dude kills his dad and then porks his mom. hahahaha! yeah, real funny if you're a fucking jeffrey dahmer or johnny sins. hilarious. i don't know who created comedy. i'm gonna say it was probably groucho marx. Search ↗
- 2441.80 harpo marx? one of the marxes? one of the non carl marxes? you gotta think that like, there was probably a caveman that was fucking cracking people up back in the day, right? he was probably going like, and then like in caveman speak that's like, here's my impression of grack when he sees a saber toothed tiger. Search ↗
enter the matrix - Bits and Banter _07_28_2023_
- 2576.06 would i have to take an oxygen tank? you would suffocate. how do you have time to know to be a pro ant man scientist in between being an expert in deep sea submersibles, climate change, material science, superconductive room temperature, ferromagnetic materials and karl marx literary works? Search ↗
blue doesn_t exist in greece - Bits and Banter _09_29_2023_
- 3217.08 now that all of a sudden it's gonna break some routine you're like, ah god i've got a huge boner for sap. oh, he's gonna miss a good weekly. it's a good weekly this week. i understand fucking groucho marx. i wouldn't want to be a part of a club that would have me as a member ass no soap radio type 1953 duck soup ass discourse Search ↗
is honey vegan_ - Bits and Banter _01_11_2024_
- 3273.22 it's exploiting animal labor. but they don't... okay, like i understand what you're saying in like a karl marx sense. they don't use the honey, right? that's like if an animal... if i throw up on the sidewalk and then a dog comes over and eats my vomit, i'm not like, hey, little bro, that one's mine. honey is their food for the winter? that's disgusting. they eat their vomit in the wintertime? all right, well, you're making a case for it at least. Search ↗