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didn't we find out? no, very derisive. like the thing that happened to him is he's just in jail for like 20 years or something? no, he's very much alive. oh, okay. and like living outside of jail. i had heard that he was in jail because he was squirreling away art for roughly 20 years. he's not in jail. that's good. what if you would get to the point where you like have so much gravitas in the internet world that if you actually started to joke about sean paul being dead it would be like legitimate news. markiplier can't do that.
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markiplier's splash screen on this says, let's play some speedrunners. yeah, it seems apt. mm hmm oh cuz he does let's plays on his youtube channel. i mean, i'll apply it. it's a little, it's not that creative. you know, it's like having buying a store on a corner and calling it the corner store. well, it's kind of dysfunctional, isn't it?
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what do you care about making your store name? you're paying the bills so your kids can go to college. i guess, but i don't know, i always found that weird. in new york there's always like, oh, you know, 5th street deli. it's like, well, okay, yes, that is true, that's what it is, but i mean, you just spent like 250 grand on a store, you know, give it like a little bit more... rob, markiplier doesn't call him let's play, his kids can't go to college. you guys are both so equally upset about this that you can't possibly...
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where are your bros, man? where are your boys in the trenches when people are like... fucking... they time gated content. we're like... fucking stopwatch, jesus! god! yeah, we're like, well, let's just give it some time. you know, it's still a really good game. and then this dude is following freaking markiplier, trying to get markiplier to play the game. won't follow us! think about my cloud score, tyrone! have you tried opening a video at top of the morning? maybe that would do it.
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what? is that from today? is this the terrible version of ryan finds the markiplier email live on camera? i was like we were just there. oh this is probably old news. okay, i hope so. that's why you put the fucking bar down man. that's why you put the bar down. because the tower might collapse. that was from 2008. okay, just the other day, you know. i'm not trying to imply that skiing, like taking a chairlift is dangerous. all i'm saying is when they give you like the safety
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they answer the question you gotta answer. i don't know if i'm answering the question. it's because i take you seriously dan. that's why i did it. you just didn't give an answer. well, because i don't know if there's anybody i'd wait in line for. why don't you just mr.. i waited in line next to markiplier's second.
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now do you think it would be equivalent if i became the markiplier of household objects and cleaning? like do you think markiplier of well would enough people hate me, would it be that same number roughly or more or less? we were talking about the japanese show before. oh no no i'm with you i'm just crunching the numbers in my head. i think there are probably celebrities who are more hated than the president. just trying to think if that would work out.
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i've never i've never trained in anything else. that's that's a glimpse into our future man all right, my runs over video. i could be i could be the next pewdiepie maybe the exposure of being on dragon's den will allow me to finally do a video with markiplier, please michael michael it's not gonna happen mate the demographics just aren't there oh
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yeah, probably. mr. twitch. did you play with markiplier? no, no. i played evolve with markiplier. was it fun? did you lose? didn't yell and scream at you? no, his list was actually very... he seemed very depressed, actually.
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i guess so. where's ryan at? is he getting more water? hey, i'm back. what's up? he's going to get water, i think. why would i come back? do i just see chad? feels bad, man. markiplier. he was sad. yeah, he was talking about how markiplier was sad. sad about what? playing games with rob. that one time that you didn't respond to his email. yeah. thanks irishpux fans for the four months. and thank you dogtopus and spheres for your tips.
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i need a coin. i need a coin player. i'm better at cluster truck than markiplier? wow, what an honor. don't patronize markiplier. you know what? why don't you place that down first? i'm gonna say that you placed the wood first. you know, it'd be really good for society if you placed the wood before i placed this hockey stick. the wood's no good. i haven't got any bombs. oh, fuck. where did that come from? i didn't see anyone put that down. i put it down.
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that's pete grombo. ah, fuck me right in my dildo hole. what do you guys think the odds are that markiplier will run for us president in his lifetime? very high. uh... last wolf left the game. alright, i think he's not here anymore either. oh, easy frog! alright, now i can get back in the head! get ahead! easy frog! you can get back in the head. get back in the head!
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what did he have before he he left who point for six he was ahead finish dnf. so did they posthumously give him a gold medal people are like markiplier can't run because his viewer base is too young doesn't matter in like he can't even run for president right now. you gotta be like 34 or something and
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per minute times 60 which is 4,800 plus 6,000. $10,800 per hour? something like that? does my math add up there? so for an hour of like making the world a terrible place, you would make like as much as markiplier does for turning his webcam on. oh!
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shots fired! that's not firing shots, he's... poor markiplier. dude makes a lot of money! i'm not saying he's giving people migraines, i'm just saying. everybody tweet markiplier. poor markiplier. wait, what'd you do about markiplier? he's trying to put him out of business for giving everybody migraines. if anything, it's actually flattering in many ways.
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so despite all the youtube drama that's going on between northernlion and markiplier, i just wanted to be clear. now is it markitplier? yeah. yeah, it is. he's in the market for flyers. and really this is good. he initially made his channel because he was just looking for a sweet deal on some flyers and figured, you know, fuck it, i'll just play some games on here. really took off. yeah. really went kind of crazy on him.
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