Quotes about “mariah carey”
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573.36
i don't want to admit. that's not true by the way. i never had a mariah carey poster. i've never been much of a poster guy. i have a poster up in my office right now and the poster is of, it's like an alphabet of indie games. so every letter has a character associated with it. it was drawn by draculafetus who does like the art and animations for my thumbnails in separate videos. so you know, you look at it, you got like b is for braid and it's got tim from braid. you know, the character is just standing there and like
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695.62
you might say, i bet if you met him in real life you'd be like, yes mr. o'leary, sir, thank you mr. o'leary. no, i would walk across the street not to cross his path quite frankly. i don't care for him. i wish i had the panache to use like the mariah carey insult, which is when you clearly know who somebody is when you're asked about them saying, i don't know who that is. it's just a great line. look, if you like kevin o'leary, we can still get along.
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your boss didn't take your idea in a work meeting or something like that, you know? like, this is a bad item, right? double tap, sneeze. guys, it doesn't work. i'm not commenting upon that one. it only works in short range. oh, like mariah carey's voice. just kidding. she's got a notoriously large range on her voice. that's why the joke's funny. don't even say that as a joke. i love mariah, man. mariah and i, we got a lot in common.
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238.12
come on, that's not outcast. i'm sorry. it's not outcast. neither is hey yah. i call the judge for a semantic difference. the reason is hoo ba stank. i don't wanna know. i don't know it. goodies? i don't know it. lean back as terror squad, as we found out yesterday, is not a fat joe soilin'... soilin'? solo joint. we belong together. okay, that's mariah carey.
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is that allison krauss? always be my baby is mariah carey. that's gonna go, i was just gonna say that's gonna give me a few. give me one reason. give me one minute. yep, the crossroads that would be bone thugs, n harmony, candle in the wind 1997. we got eldon john, okay. you were meant for me, foolish games, chris isaac. i'll be missing you, puff daddy, p diddy.
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the vibe changed, it was like we felt like a pressure in the air almost, like some kind of supersonic wave. yeah, something like it had passed over us. and then mere seconds later, a group of young ladies next to us got up on our table and started singing mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you. rob just looked at us and said, this is what happens when yuppies get drunk.
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i mean, i might be a yuppie. i'm kind of straddling the line. you're a yuppie, yeah. yeah, i'll take it. i'll live with it. i've had times where like i've gotten drunk and i'm like, people will be like, what do you want to listen to? and i'm like, you got to put on this cool g rap song where he talks about killing a dude in a taxi cab. that's not cool at all. and then like, never once have i been like, i gotta hear mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you right now. not only do i have to hear it, but other people have to hear me hearing it. that's too far. that's a bridge too, too low. yeah.
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visions of joanna, that's blonde on blonde. don't fuck with me. i know my dylan, okay? highway star, this is highway star by deep purple. this is deep purple by deep purple. machine head, always be my baby. this is mariah carey. ooh, tom sawyer, red barchetta, yyz, limelight.
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1071.660
yeah, okay, burst baited. that's got to sting. oh, and then right on the bounce. i've been knocked over. if i'm being honest with you, you got me feeling emotions. you ever listen to mariah carey? no, i bet you wouldn't know anything about that. so when's the tentacles? when are the tentacles coming out?
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bring it back, it's the start of dream lover by mariah carey. i hear it. dream lover come rescue me. no disrespect to mariah carey. have you ever noticed how all her songs sound the same? sound the what? sound the same. like what, good? yeah, good, but like the same. like dream lover, you can't at the very least, before you come for me on this one, mariah stantz, you have to admit if we're being honest with one another,
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529.78
we're in a great spot now. but if you go back to, you know, do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you die, man? i can't hit that note. jeez, this is mariah carey. can you throw them over your shoulder like a gun in a soldier's ink? i don't know why i found that so enjoyable. i wonder where that stops. i wonder what era you can go back to when they no longer have comments saying, i was born in the wrong generation.
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we hear the same fucking christmas carols. the most recent addition to the christmas carol oeuvre, oeuvre, sorry, is mariah carey's all i want for christmas is you. the song came out like 1994. every 25 years, there's one christmas song that gets added to the rotation that gets played at stores. so, you know, we're hearing the same songs, average, you know, north american lifespan somewhere in the 80 range, and i hear these songs like 4,000 times.
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