Quotes about “mao”
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classic and you have a gun with two bullets and the gun is mao zedong that gun's name albert einstein and it shoots chiang kai shek out of it oh yeah that's a little above my pay grade i think he was the leader of the capitalist taiwanese army in the chinese revolution brave to go right yeah very very well yeah a bit of a lead on this one
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i'm never doing old testament quotes, there's no chance. give me parts of the whole, i'm ready. your daily categories are your keyboard's shift key. this item over the forward slash is used to enhance interrogation. what is a question mark? easy. you are correct. faces from history. you only get six questions? look at the following image. that is mao zedong. it's in tiananmen square. that's right.
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this is like an nhl, like an active nhl photo. i have no idea. who do you play for? okay, that's stalin. just throwing a random stalin now and then. this is kristen stewart. there's mackenzie davis. there's kristen stewart. there's miley cyrus. there's kristen stewart. there's miley cyrus. that's justin timberlake. this is tilda swinton. i have no idea, man. okay, this is mao. am i insane?
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mao zedong. am i crazy? you're right, it's mao zedong. sorry, sorry. this is matt damon. fortune favors the bold, sometimes. this is michael b. jordan. this is michael b. jackson. that's michael b. jordan. who the hell are you? i give up. it's more funny when i'm wrong. albert molina, of course! the power of the sun in the palm of your hand. billy dee williams. okay, that's lando calrissian.
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if i had to guess. no offense to francis i, i'm not trying to body shame you, but why do you look like a timothy dalton, like, post mortem autopsy photo? something's not right here. owned. it was pretty rude. i mean, luckily, i'm assuming francis i has been dead for close to 800 years, so... this is mao and nixon. nightmare blunt rotation. this is winston churchill and stalin.
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something of a nightmare blunt rotation itself, i'm sure. this is neville chamberlain and adolf hitler. the nightmare blunt rotations just keep getting worse for sure. you know what? take me back. i'll pass it to mao and take it from nixon rather than going down with that one, okay? this is steve jobs and bill gates. would i rather...
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he lost his touch. uh oh, you picked the same country as mao. it could be denmark! one of the most dangerous of them all! i didn't get to meet you each time. i've been to denmark for over a decade. okay? denmark decade, dude. yeah, i actually am like an eighth danish or something. which sucks because i always want to eat a whole danish. i don't care. i'm not changing this week. i give up. you! okay, well let's end it. that's why i wasn't sweating being five minutes late.
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this is venice. i'm... this is judgmental. this is body shaming. i apologize. it's the worst haircut of all time. it's actually, like, it's horrible. it's really, really bad. it is. it's the mao haircut. i don't even know if it's a haircut or if it just, like, grows that way. the man's looking like gary oldman in francis ford coppola's bram stoker's dracula. this is obviously venice. i'm gonna assume that you're around here. it's 1953.
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shortest country on earth solomon islands 163 centimeters little mao people there population they had to start like factoring in babies too that's probably why it's so low they should just get like one really tall guy
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that was like a b tier guess for me. because i know they won in 2019, right? i'm not a fake canadian, i just didn't know ball back then. mao zedong was a politician, marxist theorist and military strategist who led what country from its establishment? are you fucking kidding me, bro? basketball question. how many dots are on a rawlings orange regulation basketball?
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please, the history question? 70% got it right. 30%? do i look like i know what in the hell mao zedong is? i do want to say though, it's kind of crazy. why would someone be like, i'm excited to play a daily trivia game if they don't possess the knowledge of what country like mao zedong, one of the most important figures of the 20th century lived for? you know what i mean? or which country he lived in?
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lego? the lego movie? that's the lego movie, guys. his name's emmett borkowski. it must be like animated movie week at acted.com. i can't wipe the frown on my face when i say it, but... it's chris pratt week here, pov. you're a hollywood executive. it's chris pratt week at universal studios. we put that in everything. frank's red hot sauce crossover? yeah, yeah, we all know chris pratt is playing mao zedong in the...
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alright people need to know when the president does it, it's not illegal. trinity goes back through the portal. oh fuck it, it's gerald fucking ford. gerald fucking ford comes out and plays ping pong with mao zedong or whatever. it's basically like they took fucking... we didn't start the fire and turned it into like a three hour long movie. this is why i don't watch movies prior to 1995. well you're missing a lot of good shit honestly but it's keeping you from watching forrest gump so there is that most insane take. bro.
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