Quotes about “manhattan”
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910.620
oh yeah, anyway to finish that story after it came out that people were saying there are now masturbation booths in new york city the company made a statement that was like, look we believe that people should take a 15 minute breather from the high stress work environment in manhattan to do what they need to do for themselves but we do not endorse public masturbation because it is an illegal act. so they basically are free and clear now.
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3587.620
i had a $4.20 tip, that's an odd number, from import username. yeah, that's a weird one. bill murray lives in the town i go to college and occasionally he'll show up at random houses and frat parties and drink some booze and then leave without saying a word to anyone. i mean, that is also like sort of a cool bill murray story. i like that. that's kinda awesome. i also hope that when you say the town i go to college in, it's like fucking nyu. you're like downtown new york city. it's a college town! manhattan!
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7649.640
no, mine are awful. when i think they're terrible, then they win. name something you have for dinner. d'oh, definitely not domino's pizza, because i live in manhattan. wow, we're just coming out right out the gate with this, huh?
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1327.200
the other thing is, we're living in this world where there's people on youtube that'll drink like a gallon of olive oil in three minutes. these are superheroes. full bottle of vodka. exactly! and you got like, you're like, oh spiderman, you know, swings from manhattan's tallest skyscrapers. two liters of donkey semen. i can't compete with these people, they're in their own class, man.
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2029.440
baby, baby, baby, oh justin bieber. that's the first starbucks in the world, the first bank in america. well, let's just go find it. we're on manhattan. so we wanna get down to new york city and then down into manhattan and then find fifth avenue. i mean, there's seventh avenue. okay, seventh avenue, eighth avenue,
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2783.320
but go watch the fucking movie channels from like the year 2000. it's like an extra 60 bucks a month on top of your cable bill. the movies start whenever they want to start and one channel will just be playing made in manhattan like eight hours a day. you're like, man i'd really i hope something good comes out of the movie channels because i have no choice in the matter and this is literally doubling my cable bill. but you get five movies to choose from that start at irregular intervals.
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6564.860
well, no i mean i mean like the project was cancelled because it was taking too long and cost too much money and then the manhattan project was finishing anyways so they were like well this seems like a like a stop cutting open all the bats we never needed to do it in the first place plan a
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5922.840
don't go to the turnbuckle. you are dr. manhattan with tits. i'm trying not to go to the turnbuckle. nick will leave me alone even though i keep completely rebuking his advances. he's playing a mini game, nick. don't let him play the mini game. stop it. go get him then. look at how slow i am right now.
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276.940
what we in what context you parallel park with busy new york street with like tens of thousands of people honk about you a your schmuck well you're not allowed to have parallel park in manhattan or anything like not really so where did you parallel park in around really this is a rob story that you mean it's not really the only car up i just saw burp
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303.600
um, yes. no, not in the suburbs. it was, i mean, it's new york, when you're not in manhattan, it's not like crazy. why do you say it like that? manhattan? what? man manhattan.
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315.280
manhattan! that's what it is. nick's the one who just came back from ireland. manhattan? manhattan? manhattan! no, that's mario. chris kattan. is what you're doing right now. it's manhattan! that's what it's no! it's manhattan! no, it's manhattan, and? if you went to a cocktail bar with your friends, samantha, carrie, uh... you're almost there. i see where this is going. you can do this. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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1123.300
i don't know man. i mean like you don't think they have a hose? i mean if i put something in a restaurant i'll clean it up but the side box? no you can't say it'll evaporate chat because if you said that your shoes are gonna stick in it. i didn't want somebody to step in it you know. you guys need to come to new york and see what true dirtiness is. because you have no idea really. well i have actually been to manhattan. he's right there he's dirty stuff. i think it's called the vowels out of manhattan man. he just got stolen and everyone was like you know somebody else's problem. exactly.
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1363.180
but like it has shit coming out of the asshole? you can see when they fall over sometimes, you can beat them up upside the head with a rock or something, they fall over and their kilt thing goes up and you can just see their shitty assholes. like there's actually shit in the asshole. they're just, they're mudded up. it's nasty. i hate that phrase. mudded up. in case of the mudbutt. mud in manhattan. that's what you call on umagemun. sleepless in seattle in mud in manhattan.
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6993.400
i know what you did with your clit last summer. get fucking stupid golf with your friends to capture. capture manhattan. no! wait, is nobody in this room still? oh no, it's just three of you. i don't think there's three people in the game. thank you for the cheers during the last hour as well. and on the subscription side, let's go like enzymicide, morselmouth,
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9636.600
everyone we can go to fucking manhattan and go get fucking robins say the person that comes to your mind when you think of texas on three 123 my oh no who mike mandano toast with the mic is dano if you know i'm saying that racism he's a captain for the dallas stars like 10 years oh hockey
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2388.120
we, so we had biked out from manhattan to queens, where i live. yeah, and it's nothing to me. well, basically a large distance and.
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2402.280
yeah, and then we weren't allowed to sleep in my house because my mom didn't want she didn't like this kid so she didn't want us to do that. and then we didn't want to go all the way back to manhattan, so we said that we're just gonna sleep in the mcdonald's. i'm gonna raise the question.
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2467.740
no, his parents were fine with me. what? oh, you just didn't want to go back, okay. yeah, we didn't want to take a bike. we didn't want to bike all the way back to manhattan. you know, at like three in the morning. you should have stayed at steve buscemi's house. right, that would be dangerous. well, there's nothing wrong with sleeping in mcdonald's. homeless people do it all the time. yeah, what do you think? yeah!
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2578.460
when i was in... wait, hold on. rob got free breakfast at the end of this, did he? yeah, okay, sure. yeah. the story. the whole reason for the story exists. so the whole reason for the story is after we were sleeping in the mcdonald's, remember we're two teenagers who are fairly dirty from biking from manhattan and sleeping in a mcdonald's, so...
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5375.140
no, it's straight up from the game. it's so good to be a kid in manhattan was it fun growing up in new york? manhattan? yes. did you have a lot of cool like playgrounds to go to or? um, yeah, there was this one where this kid broke his skull
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8760.360
this guy fucks. yeah, he gets laid every ten minutes. if you're not if you don't have a net worth in like the hundreds of millions, then... like if you're not mads mikkelsen, you gotta have like a good reason for why that exists. to save you from people breaking in? well, you see, i really liked anime between the ages of 12 and 19, so... uh... moisture, the rock lee smile story. moist. crazy moist love. moist in manhattan.
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