Quotes about “malkovich”
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i always say that and then i do other stuff. oh my god! oh shit! that was beautiful. i'm glad people thought, people agreed. i'm not gonna do no shave november. i'll look like fucking teddy kgb by the end of it. who's teddy kgb? who's that? it's malkovich from rounders. who's that? i've never seen that movie either. you've never seen rounders? no? should i? it's really good. i just watched it the other day.
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you shoot that gun straight up. i like the rapid straight doc. it's pretty good john malkovich's teddy kgb impression right? i'm sorry, man. i saw it and i took it i'll take battles here dan. i was facing the wrong way when i hit the ground
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i thought you were like a victorian era child in england. seats taken. that's not for us. i don't even know what that is. seats taken. that's john malkovich. little kid. that doesn't make it any better. it always lands there eventually. whoa, who said that?
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john malkovich. i would marry being john malkovich and i'd kill erin brockovich. you'd kill erin brockovich? fuck it. she's a real person. yeah, now she's dead. she's a dead person. oh my god. i murdered her. this guy plays for keeps. yeah, don't fuck with me. i would marry erin brockovich because she'd be great to get all these paranoid theories i have out of my head prosecuted through court.
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it's not about schmidt. it's about schmidt. overnight, that's it. yeah, that's, you know, his name, schmidt. well, the chat, you know, little known fact, being john malkovich, that was nonfiction actually. yep.
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i went from legitimate answer to the most meme of answers. it was such a huge difference in the quality. little known fact though, john malkovich, fictional character. mm hmm, yeah. i love that movie. what kind of name is malkovich? and i wish they made a silent hill game based on it. john malkovich. what the s stands for in ulysses s. grant? slide me another brewski or suck.
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70 feet is a little taller than a giraffe. i don't know how many feet 70 feet is. how many hakeem olajuwon is that? like 10. 10 hakeems? that's so tall! that's really tall. it's like a building. that's a seven story building. a floor is 10 feet? i didn't know that. not in being john malkovich.
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yeah, it's much smaller than being john malkovich. it's like three feet tops. yeah, john cusack has to... he's crouching like all that. i remember the good little door. it's like alice in wonderland, but for john malkovich instead. that's why john cusack won best actor. it was mostly just political. they were like, he's gonna get a knee transplant after this thing. motherfucker! i know.
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and sometimes i pee just right. rob, is john malkovich's russian accent in rounder is the worst one you've ever heard? it's up there. yeah. mm hmm. pay this man his money. i'll never forget that scene. i've only seen that movie once.
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alright, those are tall. i still honestly even with that i still would have said seoul but maybe that's because i misrepresent the size of hong kong. two meters per floor? by the way the only perspective i have for skyscrapers is being john malkovich. maybe they got to be three meters. i don't know.
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transformers? listen, but we're not gonna throw everybody under the bus for transformers. john malkovich is in transformers. john turturro is in transformers. that doesn't mean that barton fink doesn't exist. listen, if michael bay came to you and said, all you gotta do is read like two lines and all the lines are like, you know, they're transforming. like then here's $5 million, you would do it too. you would go in. yes, you would.
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there's no way ben stiller and travolta haven't done a movie together. like was travolta, did he play like teddy roosevelt the night of the museum or something? i don't know the answer so i'm passing. malkovich and travolta, it feels like honestly, i'm just taking a guess here, it feels like malkovich has done a lot of like
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these movies lately that also could have starred john travolta like mind cage or savage salvation or white elephant or chariot or shattered or the survivalist or rogue hostage or last call. what the hell happened to john malkovich, man?
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he's real busy last year. i don't see a travolta. what is savage salvation? john malkovich, robert de niro and must have been complete garbage? this is the ted bundy one. mile 22. that's mark wahlberg. well, what's travolta been in with an ensemble cast? get shorty, grease. john malkovich was in i love you, daddy. about love, adults only. get it out of there.
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samuel l. jackson in zoolander 2 samuel l. jackson, hitman's bodyguard, salma hayek susan boyle's in this? you can't tell me that penelope cruz and salma hayek haven't been in a movie together. billy zane! sting! benedict cumberbatch! i'm washed! i don't know where i'm going! john malkovich! oh of course! that's how we got here in the first place. it shouldn't be this hard to get to samuel l. jackson if that's even where we want to go.
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