Quotes about “loompas”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸12⧸18]
- 10992.340 and then that dude was in like star wars, the clone wars or something like that. and he was played by a man by the name of deep roy, who also played all the oompa loompas. wait, wait, yeah, keep that going. who also played all the oompa loompas in the 2005 tim burton film, charlie and the chocolate factory. deep roy has long history in the film career and industry. he was also in star wars return of the jedi, where when warwick davis was ill, Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸5⧸18]
- 8955.320 i mean liquid you think it was mostly water? liquid chocolate is very thick. i mean, it boiled the double boiler thing and it's very well it'd have to be hot to even maintain a liquid consistency, right? yeah, so so, augustus glue would've been burned alive before he got sucked into that tunnel. i mean he was using slave labor, so i think willy wonka was very much on that frugal corporation. dude, weren't like the original oompa loompas like ridiculously racist too in the original print of the book? Search ↗
i_ll take umm... - Bits and Banter [07/12/2023]
- 2005.14 isn't it inspirational how willy wonka takes out the chocolate cartel and lives his dreams? brother, he's got a bunch of oompa loompas working for him in his factory. a bunch of kids come to his factory and suffer grievous injuries. like there's a lot of problems here. this pisses me off, man. or maybe the movie is more intelligent, but the trailer is not. maybe the movie will be like he's a bad person. but i don't want that either, because he's not a bad person. he's an alien. Search ↗
the grease guzzler - Bits and Banter _07_13_2023_
- 4882.48 slugworth and wonka's grandpas used to be friends until grandpa wonka betrayed grandpa slugworth and then slugworth, whatever. and the oompa loompas are there by choice, by choice. willy wonka, he's like, i don't, no, no, no, you don't work for us, it's a co op. the wonka chocolate factory is a co op. everybody that works for me has equivalent shares of equity in the company, even though it's named after me. Search ↗
I_M THE CASHMAN - Bits and Banter _09_12_2023_
- 871.94 but there was a... i don't even remember. i think it was the first one i did. the people who go to the peloton rides in studio like once a week have lost their minds. i wanted to make a tweet and be like, what is this person doing? they called out of the saddle and then the lady was riding like this. like she was riding like the way oompa loompas walk the whole time and like rolling her shoulders forward like this. so distracting, man. that was like, what are you doing? Search ↗
the day of reckoning - Bits and Banter [12/21/2023]
- 2742.46 hey tech923, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. i knew it. hell yeah, brother. she's smoking the shit that made the oompa's loompa. dr. house in the wonkaverse be like, it's not loompas. i don't know where i'm going. some of those will hit for somebody. that's fine. plus 2. no, no, no, no. hey, librarian, thanks for the gifted subscriptions. thank you. thank you. i don't think that librarian gift subbed the loompas joke. i think that this is the slash marker for Search ↗
gold don_t corrode - Bits and Banter [08/06/2024]
- 2851.40 this is now a tale of morality. you're making the candy, bitch! willy wonka's reaction when he invites kids to the candy factory because they like eating his candy and then they eat his candy? like what's wrong with him, man? he's a fucking psycho, dude! this is like irrespective of the oompa loompas. i don't know their working condition, okay? but augustus gloop is the most innocent of all. the motherfucker was eating chocolate in a chocolate factory. and they were like, get his ass, put him in the tube. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! HD VOD! [March 28th, 2013]
- 9220.80 rob schneider is mika hitler trapped in the body of oompa loompas. uh oh. rob schneider is genghis khan. oh my god, trapped in the body of john the quad bandit. that's really good. that's so meta. rob schneider is a passionate latino lover trapped in the body of genghis. oh fuck, it's between genghis khan and a passionate latino lover. ah man. gotta be passionate. Search ↗
- 10451.78 when pharaoh remained unmoved, moses called down a plague of cards against humanity. that would be pretty funny, i guess. it's so meta, man. and when pharaoh remained unmoved, moses called down a plague of oompa loompas. hmm. Search ↗
- 10464.38 i will say if they were winged, a plague of oompa loompas would be hilarious. yeah! so i'm gonna give that to you, redpandagamer. i was thinking about a thousand slim gems and at first i was like, okay that'd be crazy. then i thought about like the size of it. it would like only last like a second. yeah! and like since the land is so large, it probably wouldn't even land in a populated area. it'd probably just be in the desert somewhere. yeah, that's true. alright, what will always get you laid? hmm... Search ↗
1001 Spikes - Northernlion Plays - Episode 4
- 1385.84 running out of inspiration, how will i eek a bit of fun out of this magus okism? anyway, that gave me something to do while i was waiting for this platform to return at the very least. i'm telling you man, i'm bringing the oompa loompas okay! i want you to go back and watch that part in slow motion, and you will see that i fire to the left, let my hand leave the d pad, and then it's like, okay, so you wanna fire to the right from now on, right? Search ↗