Quotes about “listen to sports”
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i haven't watched like a non sports television program in a long time. do you hate tv? it's not that i hate tv. i'm not trying to like min max content because like literally today on the bike i just stared at the scene and can listen to music for 90 minutes. but like it's so hard to get me to start on a tv show when i realized that every season of tv is like eight movies.
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that's the sort of thing you'd see at sports illustrated swimsuit edition. oh, so i'm not... oh, i wouldn't be allowed to bring a magazine to work? i wouldn't be allowed to bring the number one sports magazine in the world to work? if someone's richi and they deal into it, it's not a yakuman anymore. and if you sumo it, it's not a yakuman. she seems nice. ma'am, are you not cold at the mahjong table? she is? listen, i shouldn't comment on how she's dressed.
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what was the red card for? and i said, well, the referee is going to say it. and then the referee came out after review number 10 decision is red card covering mouth in a controversial moment. and i went, what? new rule because of racist footballers saved myself by fixing the message real quick. that's probably what you meant to write. listen, i know i watch sports. i know they're probably saying some vile stuff. it is really funny though.
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decision is red card, covering mouth in a controversial moment. and i went, what? new rule because of racist footballers? saved myself by fixing the message real quick. that's probably what you meant to write. listen, i know, i watch sports. i know they're probably saying some vile stuff. it is really funny though to give someone a red card for covering their mouth.
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and then if you go back 17 years before that, you won six stanley cups in that time period. oh, the life of a sports fan is so miserable. by the way, one of you fucking so and so's. apollo, listen to this shit. this shit's gonna piss you off.
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yeah. that's fucking i don't care. i'm a twitch dreamer. i get humiliated for a living. that's insane to me. i agree. i would i don't i don't think frowning in a photo is that bad. she'll probably just like, be like, what'd you say? yeah, bro. you got embarrassed in front of a lala. listen, listen. the thing i gotta do. you're giving a toast at your sister's wedding. you say a hundred wonderful things about her, but when it comes to her new husband, you totally blank. the only fact you can remember is that he yells at sports games too much. do you blurt it out?
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college football very popular though, but having a rough two years is one though. two years as a ucla bruins fan or two years as a boston bruins fan? i do want to say, listen, earlier this week i said i don't understand all the patriots hate. it's different guys, they just happen to be wearing the same shirts. but i don't want to hear any boston sports fans complaining about anything.
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one pot can be played, thus buying us a free turn. i'm thinking it's a you have to go. there's no need to play chalk bag for something as simple as this. having a rough two years is one though. two years as a ucla bruins fan or two years as a boston bruins fan? i do want to say, listen, earlier this week i said i don't understand all the patriots hate. it's different guys, they just happen to be wearing the same shirts. but i don't want to hear any boston sports fans complaining about anything.
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so, i mean it just... listen, i got a bridge to sell you is what i'm trying to say. okay, one second here. you are gonna hit me for four. but no you're not because you're gonna be dead. okay, you got me distracted. first we were talking about my two favorite things. boston sports fans and the marvel cinematic universe. stun and add two curse, add four curse. okay, one cost basketball is big. one cost basketball could become a zero cost basketball. that could change our lives.
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did they try to convince us that the best launch game for the nintendo wii was super monkey ball banana blitz? good game! good game! but why the hell are they giving that eights and wii sports is getting a seven, bro? wii sports was the best game at launch for the nintendo wii! come on, now like listen. now that we're looking back, can we acknowledge that we fucked up and wii sports was obviously the goat? they fucked that one up, man.
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i can only assume that it's sports or podcasts or something along the lines because they're like, okay, i'll spend the whole day with my family, but i'm going to listen to like my own thing. that's the compromise. he probably just doesn't want to be there.
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