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when you get bounced into the water, you die. and then you can throw ghost bombs with the x button at the other people. and if you kill someone with the ghost bomb, you get to come back. i programmed this game. i'm taking night classes. you did not program this game. yes i did. you sure did. you programmed this game, yeah. damn, your lies are completely indefensible. you're tearing me apart, lisa!
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i hope i get that one. if you remember michelangelo's michelangelo's michelangelo? michelangelo? michelangelo? uh mona lisa 2 which was a painting of mona lisa's b hole or neil degrasse tyson cringing. i thought it was neil degrasse tyson crying at first and i kind of liked that better. just like him looking at like a comet in a single tear rolling down his face. tawny and oho
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mona lisa's b hole makes sense. this is mona lisa 2, right? mm hmm. the other one would be time travel. which is impressive in and of itself. mona lisa's b hole, 57 to 43. alright. hailing them all. that was close. your first decree after being named supreme ruler of earth. alaska goes to canada its rightful owner, or no pants, no problems. yeah, i would not like to wear any pants anymore forever. isn't it already no pants, no problems?
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i guess i'll just take a ton of pennies to the end of greed mode, why not? see how much we can donate. is that the wind, lisa? because i thought it was like raining outside or something, because i kept hearing like outside noises. you can come in here, i'll protect you. oh, friend ball. i don't really want that right now. oh my god, it thieved a key from me, my only key. oh, it is storming. okay, that's what i thought. gotta go back for bombs. i actually need bombs, so i'm gonna go jump for them. it steals all my keys.
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cuz i thought it might have been permanently, like, per each character, that percentage is now gonna be set where you last left it. so you always have a shitty chance to donate each time. i don't know. yeah, lisa, you did play the flute for over ten years with your little flute hands. i did win my run, so i will happily retire for the evening. go get your food! yeah, i'm gonna go make a pizza. thanks for hanging out on the show, and thanks for hanging out for a few minutes afterward. no problem, my pleasure.
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when you open that pack and you see that little shiny in the back waiting for you. yeah, i mean i can play pokemon or diablo for that vibe. or borderlands and get sweet loot that i don't have to pay for individually. you can't resell it from more money. you used to be able to in diablo 3 and they patched it out, it was a shitty idea. yeah, that is true. lisa's gonna try to sell all the good stuff online and so we can buy more cards. that's exactly what you should do. and the cycle continues. go infinite.
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this is, uh, this is like, you know, when you're fundraising as a kid for school. more like fundraising. the class doesn't split it. whoever sells the most chocolate bars gets the pizza party. gets the lisa frank calendar. you must stop it. that doesn't stop. josh. whoa! don't stop till you get enough, c'mon! yeah, that's a lot of work. god damn it! this isn't random, nick! you gotta turn in your random card. yep. definitely.
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no nuclear dogs allowed in before i die immediately another sword i can't have two swords um yeah, you can wait lisa all right boss time. let's go different boss i think do i take the sword rain i guess so glittering ones yeah, that's a different boss. oh, that's probably the easiest one. i was a flippin champion oh
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ooh, prison beans. yeah. that's rough. i didn't think of them that way. have you tried the xxl grilled stuff burrito? it's mostly like rice and guacamole. mm hmm. i really like that one personally. i wonder if lisa made them. no, taco bell made these. there could be a... there could make some like corned beef thing. could be a taco bell employee named lisa. mm hmm. you're tearing me apart, lisa. mm hmm.
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now playing golf with friends. i guess i'll change that. i like that game. golf with friends. i wouldn't say it's on moratorium yet, but i might like to wait until there's more holes now. please no. take the last thing away from me that i love. there's no games left! they're all on moratorium! moratorium? did you know there were actually two mona lisa's? is that true?
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hey do you think the simpsons would be cool if they went like 30 years forward in time and then it was like about bart and lisa's families? i have no evidence but... i slipped out of a banana peel while i shot the gun and then i hit my own bullet and turned myself into a turkey. that was pretty good.
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it'd be a little scary. i want to see bart like straighten out and like, you know, fly right. yeah, you know, he gets like an apprenticeship and then like starts to appreciate the value of hard work. yeah, that's what i'm thinking. but i'm hoping that lisa doesn't have like crippling self confidence issues that eventually manifest in her marrying someone who doesn't really appreciate her. oh jeez. i do.
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get out of here, phoebe. i actually like this. no! this fucking room, man. oh, lisa kudrow. oh my god, dude, this room is so bad. can i just break this shit with bluebaby's only friend? i can't? oh, man. venus is from the live action tv series. okay. didn't even know there was one of those. man, i have never heard of venus before. so weird. actually, it's the second planet from the sun. the whole world is changed. does josh know about this?
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thank you also to dance number for the $10 tip. says, hey nick, huge fan of yourself and nl. thanks for providing hours of genuine entertainment. you help brighten my days. by the way, is there any chance of you playing lisa the painful rpg on youtube? i've been asked to play that a lot of different times. i don't know. it's just a really rough time right now because it's freaking gungeon and dark souls and hyper light drifter and i don't know. maybe after that kind of stuff cools down like maybe in may. are you going to do a hyper light drifter series?
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