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maybe tubby? tubby might be the word that i would use, man. in full camo and a porn stash. you know what's great is how you guys loaded in before me so there's this creepy bloody naked cannibal picking up my son and walking away while i'm on the ground and you guys are just like walking around in the aisles like we can't see him yeah i know
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you can also make your own effigy out of their body parts. this is like mathis's life right here. i'm watching a dude who looks like mathis chop down a virtual tree. it's like a window into the life of what he lives every day. oh, that's a cannibal. it's somewhere. he just screamed something. do i not want to keep taking logs then? no, you keep taking logs until it's a problem.
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just stay together roughly, i don't want us to like... there are protected species you assholes! there's cannibals right here, i see it! where, where, where, where, where? uh, ryan almost just walked into him. okay, uh... he ran away. you talking about that guy? that's a freakin', that's not a cannibal, that's a dogman! fuck! it's a oh there's a slash him! don't hit each other! i'm trying not to. he like one shots you by the way, so... oh, that's great news!
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but yeah, no, we can make effigies. but it requires like... like good effigies require like 25 human heads. i didn't even think the cannibal had a donger. did he eat it? yeah, he probably did. i picked up his entire torso and threw it into the foundation of our house, so... telltale hearted. yeah, who's the cannibal now, you little bitch? yeah.
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alright, i think the game wants me to hit ryan with a rock. oh place out the heart pick him up. oh boy, oh, dear. okay. what is happening? there's just cannibal shredder us any succeeding. he is succeeding you ever see the movie the descent says that feels like this but outside yeah
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how do you make an axe? you make it a stick and a... yeah. oh shit, i have to eat. i'm almost dead. yeah, stick, stone, and rope makes an axe. stick, stone, and rope makes an axe. um, i just heard of cannibal lady. where are you cannibal lady? don't give me the holocaust. where are you cannibal lady? is there like a weight limit? oh, he's a major problem.
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your primary motivation and now you're standing awkwardly in front of the cannibal stealing the child. taking all this fucking soda, don't even question it. hey, that's not fair, i'm not awake yet! you should've hit the button to skip, man! move! out of the way! i'm waking up, jesus christ! press the space bar and it's all black. i gotta look at my hands for a while, that's important. oh, there we go. it looked like i was touching your bald head. waking up. stupid pictures. oh, fox is the bald one, i think.
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thirsty friends. watch out. guys, guys, i got a cannibal right by me by my timber tree. alright, we don't need any more logs. we good on logs now. okay, i ended up with two extra then. okay, um, father. oh! i told you. fox, run man! just do this like it's a gang initiation. right in the groin. oh yeah, there you go. nice, good job, squad. make a circle of death. this game's a little too easy. why don't we make two shacks? we've got enough wood. you wait.
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it's almost dawn, so like, you know, take your time. yeah, you know what, cannibal, you go out and catch him on the way back, ideally. i'm not afraid of cannibals. cannibals are afraid of me. ah, it's the sunrise. what a beautiful experience. i'm a killing machine, alright? i killed this cannibal, killed a bunch of rabbits. fuck you next, ryan. time to begin our next day, i guess. i'm sleeping.
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yo, you've gone too far, man. no, i'm not that far, to be honest. it's kind of... oh, a tennis ball. i wonder how big this map is in total. you see that mountain over there? yeah, you wanna throw a football over it? you can climb it. i bet you can't. i bet you cannot. that looks like a skybox mountain. nick, what if you came back and i was the cannibal? i'd be so confused. what do you want me to do now? i got the turtle shell. alright, we're gonna go over to the water collector. where? frying pan.
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you can drink water from atop this little waterfall and it's clean. i can't wait till the sun sets and you're trapped out there, fox. i'm gonna come back. this is literally the best day. the shadow is actually just a picture of a grill. am i at the cannibal base? i didn't see no cannibals yet, so... hit it with your axe? i feel like that's a terrible idea. why would i hit it with my axe? there's a noose here! brainy218, thank you very much for the subscription. ryan, should i hit this with my axe? what would happen? just do it once, see what happens. nothing. oh, then that's good.
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no, maybe like one less cloth or something? remove... nah, i got it, fox. don't worry about it. roo roo roo roo. oh, fuck. if you have too many bones, you won't see the little cog. that's true about life, too. also, there's a shit ton of sticks over here, like all the saplings. oh my gosh. okay, there's a cannibal up this hill. i'm so ready. we need the bones. you ready to kill this deer? oh, yeah, man, if you can kill a fucking deer, you kill one.
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i guess i'm supposed to like re invite him to the call then or he's oh he's gonna come back. what's this? holy fuck. i got coins. i didn't know there was a currency system. yo you see this shit boys? cannibals and prescription drugs! can we talk about the fact that this one cannibal has six limbs attached to his back? that doesn't surprise me. ooh a tennis ball? woah. the walking physics let you walk up some very odd things in this. no bird you don't want any part of this! bird's just dumb it doesn't know what it wants.
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uh, no, you just put them on the drying rack and they'll, like, cook. they'll be fine. yeah, well, you'd already have dehydrated them then. you tell me i can just hang up a bunch of cannibal arms. yeah, and then they'll cook on the drying rack. they'll be perfectly fine. i found a blueberry bush, but i couldn't harvest them. i could only eat them. is there another button that it's not telling me about? um, no, you gotta equip your, um, uh, little, um... you have, like, a berry rod? seed collector. if you have two rabbit, um, rabbit skins, combine them.
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there's an invisible wall that stops you. it's like a skill testing question when you want to sign up to a new website. it's like, if you can't do this, we don't want you. or you're a robot. in this case, we don't want you or you're a cannibal. it's so weird how many cannibals we killed last time and how few there are this time. they're scared of our shit! i would be too, honestly. yeah, at night time. but they'll start coming, like, for every day that passes, they send more guys and smarter and tougher animals.
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i like you know where you're going i can't see anything you just go up go up anything up you gotta see and find the rope that's why i peed on the rope so that we can find it with our noses all right let's cover the the pit now with a bunch of rocks how do you think i wish we could chop this shit up we spent like i say down there i see that there's two homes how do you get more homes now those are the cannibal homes
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nick, you're not in the room. no, i'm aware. the door closed with me on the other side. so, scary brian is about to get killed. why don't you just go in? oh, we're in the corner of the left and right walls. that's actually a good place to be. thank you, cannibal stalker. why do you guys keep letting the door close? they don't give you very long. get your ass in there. i'm not in a rush. well... i'm at a rush. yeah, josh is in a rush. he quit. get it, get it, get it going. sound like porky pig.
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got another we got a stick fight over here double leather daddy death match rusty we got tron versus cannibal corpse over here austin is you hear us talking about would you push the button to electrocute a person on death row? would i like is there a reason though like is it? you hear the monster mash in your head for the rest. oh, okay. i mean i
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i've heard of it, but i've not like, i don't know anything about it. it's a movie about a cannibal. he's another me, he doesn't watch movies. yeah, i was gonna say, now you're sounding like austin. yeah, i don't, like, as soon as you talk about movies or music, i'm just like, completely lost. wait! oh, that explains why you were confused about this one. the advice a couples therapist would give to captain america and bucky. have you tried yoga? or try not to put up an emotional shield? ohh... okay.
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she's a she's a zombie? such a thing as a nice zombie? i thought she was a cannibal. no, she's a zombie! she's a straight up zomb oh, yeah! and like this is one of the only shows or pieces of like pop culture that actually reference zombies in a zombie show. they use the z word. yeah, okay. i can respect that. z word snowden. yeah. so that was really good. other than that, i've just been dealing with my cat that doesn't have any teeth.
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no, but that movie, like, i will not rewatch that movie because of how fucked it is. i will not rewatch it. oh hey, kobalt. who wants fucked up movies then? no, because it's fucked. it wasn't the crow either, it was a really old movie, like from the 70s or something. and i think it had cannibals in it and there was like an actual shot oh, cannibal holocaust! yeah, that's the one. hey, i think the cannibal holocaust. what's the name of that director? do you remember?
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you are a cannibal. so that's, we have the line there at least. i think like regardless of how you got the toe you're a cannibal. yeah, that's a cannibal. i would even say you're still a cannibal if somehow like their toe got shot off and flew into your throat. you're still a cannibal. you're still cannibalized. unintentionally, but... if you accidentally eat a person you're not a cannibal. if you drink somebody's urine...
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yeah, well no, you're still a cannibal. yeah. you still you've consumed okay, break this definition. from a criminal perspective or from an ideological perspective? oh, i would like to literally the definition. yeah, like the literal def i think you are just a cannibal, but i wouldn't say we should prosecute that guy. okay, so you go, you're a cannibal but no judgment, it just happened, versus you're a cannibal and you need to go to jail. well, i wouldn't say you're a cannibal, i would say you have committed cannibalism. yeah. for someone to be a cannibal when you say, committee though, that implies law.
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well i think to be a cannibal there has to be like an intention there. that's what i said, yes, i agree with that. yeah. it is cannibalism. so the accidental cannibal is not a cannibal.
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i guess originally i was gonna say that eating a placenta does not make you a cannibal and then i thought about it and i was like you know maybe eating any piece of flesh and like with the intention to consume it for nutrition makes you a cannibal in which case the placenta would make you a cannibal. yeah. not malicious and so. although but
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but if you look at it from another perspective on the toenails and the dead skin that we were just talking about, how about something that is basically a waste product from your body? like if you ate shit. right, yeah! that would make you a cannibal. it would make you a shit eater. yeah, you'd eat shit. there's a word for that too, i'm pretty sure. fecophiliac? yeah, that's butt shit, yeah. corporophiliac? i thought it was fecophiliac. that's fun.
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fecophiliac sounds like a... sounds like a song. sounds like the name of a song, popular in the 2000s. next question, is it bad to be a cannibal? i think yes is the definite answer on that. depends on the context, i think. even just by saying that, i'm not trying to say that in some situations it's like okay to eat somebody. but if we were hypothetically in like a plane crash in the andes,
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