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and then the wind pulls it back and it lands right in the chains, bro! right in the chains. oh shit. that's good. did you ooh, feel the wind in your... no, it's not in the water! it's it's floating! it's floating! motherfucker. my first bogey? the wind sounds like someone blowing in the mic? well, you know what, librarian? you would know, buddy. you would know. got got him, got him.
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and then you started fucking with me again. you probably unfollowed me when i started using facecam because you're like, i only watch streamers with integrity who don't need to rely on male sexual energy in order to sell subscriptions. and then you saw clips from librarian because you're addicted to social media and you said, wait, this guy's still doing it. and you got fucking hooked back in. tell me i'm wrong because you're a known character. you've been around for a bit. damn. he's got me pegged.
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never seen a guy work so hard to create his own lore. librarians making the lore. even when i get recognized in public these days, which happens more and more, there was a peer, we hit a real lull for a little bit in the spring, but we're back a little bit. i got recognized buying metamucil at the pharmacy this weekend, which was peak for me. they never say, i watch your content anymore. they say something like, i've seen your clips. so librarian has injected themselves into the social media algorithm stream vis a vis me.
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that's uh, i think you're moving the goalposts a little bit. you have rant compilations? no i don't. librarian has rant compilations from my content. i don't have those.
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all of a sudden i remembered how to say airplane and i don't want to though because i don't think you guys are mature enough to handle this to be honest with you. i don't think you're ready. seeing how you've reacted to the the mandarin so far i don't think you're ready. get them librarian, get them. i still don't understand the mandarin arc. what's to understand? there's plenty of reasons to learn a language beyond like uh you like what kind of cartoons they make not to soul read you i'm just i mean i know what website i'm on and i'm making an assumption.
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two to three meters per second. i mean, this is gale force winds, man. the wind sounds like someone blowing in the mic. well, you know what, librarian? you would know, buddy. you would know about one of these. got him, got him, got him. meteor. come on, go ahead. swing it off to the right, man. i'm in the bog. we make it up right here. the perfect throw. oh, i thought the wind was gonna come like way more than that. i thought the wind was gonna pull it way back.
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oh, you're right. i didn't say traveler's checks. i forgot lu xing. i only said here's $500, $500 us dollars check. i forgot about the lu xing zhe piao. oh my god, people who didn't grow up around chinese people really can't speak a lick of mandarin, huh? yeah, obviously. how the fuck would i speak mandarin if i didn't grow up speaking mandarin? librarian, how do you say brain in mandarin chinese?
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get him, librarian. get him. i still don't understand the mandarin arc. what's to understand? there's plenty of reasons to learn a language beyond like, uh, you like what kind of cartoons they make. not to soul read you, i'm just, i mean, i know what website i'm on and i'm making an assumption. also, having a hobby is not an arc, man. it's called being alive. why not korean? because we've already got someone in the house that speaks korean, man!
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i have to go with the slider on this one, but i'm not surprised to see a high percent. albina, ghee, sugar, chickpea flour, water and cardamom power. okay, so it's literally like three of the worst foods you can eat, but we eat them all anyway because they're so delicious. so that's the easiest win of all time. this one's tough for me because i love peameal bacon. i also love pizza that looks like this. even though every time, librarian, you already know what i'm going to bring up.
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and then you started fucking with me again. you probably unfollowed me when i started using face cam, because you're like, i only watch streamers with integrity who don't need to rely on male sexual energy in order to sell subscriptions. and then you saw clips from librarian because you're addicted to social media and you said, wait, this guy's still doing it? and you got fucking hooked back in. 100%. tell me i'm wrong. because you're a known character. you've been around for a bit. otis, otis, let me see. damn, he's got me pegged.
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never seen a guy work so hard to create his own lore. librarians making the lore. even when i get recognized in public these days, which happens more and more, there was a peer, we hit a real lull for a little bit in the spring, but we're back a little bit. i got recognized buying metamucil at the pharmacy this weekend, which was peak for me. they never say, i watch your content anymore. they say something like, i've seen your clips. so librarian has injected themselves into the social media algorithm stream vis a vis me.
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i can't... no, i didn't burn my double jump yet. ain't gonna do it without my vest on. oh no. you must understand that's who i am. hey librarian, you here? you were here with the link so you must be here. wǒ yǒu shì pīngguǒ.
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why do i only, when i search zanta, i only get video essays about zanta? real zanta videos. i don't want to watch toronto's zanta documentary full. i don't want the tragic story of zanta. i'll wait for librarian. librarian will figure it out. look up zanta sighting. okay, wait, wait. zanta sighting. zanta a toronto legend documentary. motherfucker. the quiet sadness of zanta. librarian posted!
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hey librarian, you here? you were here with the link so you must be here. very good. are you saying that because i said very good or are you saying you could understand what i'm talking about? apples are yum. yes! yes! okay, you ready for this one?
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see like a weird beast from star wars? well listen, let me see... let me see what they got going on here for xanta. why do i only, when i search xanta, i only get video essays about xanta? real xanta videos. i don't want to watch toronto's xanta documentary full. i don't want the tragic story of xanta. the quiet sadness of xanta. librarian posted he has a youtube. xanta goes head to head with ttc driver.
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librarian pull up the video of helping them move the mahjong table. dude that thing actually has so many views it's actually disgusting. what is this? i am disgusted by the internet. i think it actually has like 100,000 views just and then it was it was my stream and has nothing to do with ryze cows and now it's everything about the cows. i will say by the way ludwig did see me in person but i was wearing bootcut that day they were oversized so there's no way he could have known it's not his fault.
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no it doesn't. that's the love below. speaker box has the way you move. speaker box or the love below? i mean we're playing the hits. i've got nothing against andre 3000. i think big boy is heavily underrated. wait a minute! i got a soft spot for sir luscious left foot, man. atelian's better? you heard the atelian so back the heck on off me. librarian, because we're drift compatible, knows if they're in chat they know.
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doubt all the skirts on the cruise knew what was up with 213? i'll tell you that. that's safe bet. safe bet. i'm gonna say very few of them knew what was up with 213. most of the people on the ship were from like indonesia. i don't know if regulate made it all the way out to indonesia back in 94. i think it did. anybody here live in jakarta in 1994? librarian? no, librarian wasn't alive back then.
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my super lucky bounce. librarian, i know you know what i'm talking about. you're my lucky bounce, my super lucky bounce. and that looks good for a tree shot. oh! a little too much mustard on that one. what did chet holmgren say? it feels like that would be perfect for a game in which we're sinking long shots in golf that have to hit a tree. just hanging tray poles, something like that.
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walks away on a sit toss. but for real. it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old will be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah. he does. librarian, pull up the video of helping them move the mahjong table.
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