Quotes about “lesbian do that too”
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5777.46
what time is it? about 6.30, sorry 7.30, 7.35 gay guys do that too? fuck, man! we can't have shit! i'm fine and i'll be proud of your internal clog is not a straight guy thing, it's not tied to your sexual preference now. i'm a lesbian and i do it? why can't i... what do you want me to say? i just tried to have one thing! i just tried to have one little thing. not allowed to have one little thing anymore?
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there are dudes on bang bus, i'm assuming. at least one. yeah. most of them, well you gotta have somebody driving too. they didn't do like a lesbian bang bus, right? um, they've probably done some three ways, i'm assuming. imagine you saw that bus going by you on the street? yeah, i know, that's what i always wondered, man. when you see that, you're like, they had to get a ticket at some point, right? right. alright, well... somebody must have seen it anyway. i don't know what to do about this guy. i kinda want him to walk on the bridge and then i'll hit the switch and he'll die.
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2250.28
i'm gonna say shop. i'm gonna say shop. well i mean you kind of paused like... well i paused because i made a face of the camera like... oh. i can't see your face. we're all thinking the same thing here. shop. what were we thinking? it has lesbian sex. yes, exactly. yeah. oh that sounds great. cribbing. um... oh yeah scissoring too. exactly. that could be my answer. arts and crafts if you know what i mean. josh. we asked 100 married women besides shopping name something you'd rather do with a female friend than with your husband. go on a date. no.
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it's me and emerson. oh, it's like we're playing dj hero. are you kidding me? lick it, lick it. rubble muppets in there too now. i hate this shit. i'm grinding 50 50 guys. tony hawk. you're grinding? isn't that something lesbians do? oh, they're not scissoring. they fell to their deaths. that's scissoring. yeah, scissoring. oh my god. you would know nick, wouldn't you? cause i'm a lesbian? you are?
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