Quotes about “lebron”
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oh fuck. it's like taking, you're not gonna take a freaking shaq over lebron. well i, maybe. for the personality. sure. it depends, are we talking in the prime? i mean, yeah, in the prime, of course in the prime. it depends on what kind of thing you're looking for, you know? shaq is a lot better at this point. i'm looking for shaq, so i pick shaq. 100%, you take lebron. i mean it depends, do i need a big man? do i already have like mj? you take the best player available, you fucking armchair gm. i disagree with that mentality. you take shaq sometimes.
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i don't like the best player available philosophy. you always say the best player available, you're gonna pass up a generational talent just to take, you know, some of that fills a need for your team. shaq is like one of the best big men that has ever played basketball. lebron is one of the best big men in general who's ever played. how many people have been in space jam? well like, shaq was in space jam. at least like 10 or 20. yeah? i don't think that's right. you don't think shaq was in space jam? no, i do.
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jack was taking a movie over lebron? nah dawg, you take bill murray over lebron james. if they do an expansion draft with number one pick, you take bill fucking murray. absolutely. and then number two pick bugs bunny. marvin the martian. it's the best you go to once or twice a week. when do you take steve national?
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steven ash is retired, so you don't take him at all anymore. you take him to the golf course. oh, so we're taking like moderns, like we're taking michael jordan at like 50. michael jordan can still kick your ass one on one. i mean yeah he could, but i mean if we're talking like lebron versus mj, i would take like modern lebron versus modern mj. oh hole in one! oh i almost got that in two. i dunked it right in the butthole. that's nice. we got a spreadsheet nick. no, no spreadsheets here, i never needed them.
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lebron lebron generation i never saw a lot of that i'm saying but but struck love is actually a good thing it's actually like punch your without it down the best movie that adam sandler plays a mentally disabled guy flurring in his voice and this whole autism thing yeah in rain over me. oh
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we can have him but he doesn't count. oh yeah, we'll trade you lebron, but like he can't play for you. yeah, that's exactly right. you can have him. you just can't play. i can't wait till he's in space jam 2. that's gonna be fucking great. yeah, it's gonna be about as great as the first one, aka not at all. really great? no, that's not at all is what i said.
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concrete jungle where dreams are made of look there's like i thought i saw like a brewing tornado over here. i'm going to guess we're like oklahoma texas region, new mexico, i'm going to put us like right in between all these states and amarillo. that's not that bad we're actually in new mexico pretty close though. oh, this is this is beautiful looks certainly looks european saint james the church of lebron, baby
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dot org dot uk, st. james church, barkham, rururu, and now your raptors are going to get fucked in four games by lebron. i don't think so man, they put up a pretty good fight last night. they only lost by 30 points. it's pretty good. yellow plates or new jersey? i don't think so. we're in barkham, man. barkham antiques and tea rooms. this is england as hell, we're on like a fucking obstacle course. i have no idea where barkham is for that record, or for the record.
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really wish that instead of drawing this you drew almost anything else if he drew an alligator that well fuck i looked at shit. i hate the eyes. i hate that this is what you drew for this. i'm not a chat. i'm gonna keep guessing for seven more seconds that's what that is why didn't you just draw? lebron james and a file? i
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being the first one to get that is... you know... not the greatest, really. what? vape nation on your feet, out of your seat, lebron james! dan, what song would you listen to if you only had one song to listen to for the rest of your life? um, i can't say the star spangled banner. okay. who didn't get this right? dan! that's not a fucking ball, what are you god damn it!
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that was archery. oh, we can't do more archery. that's bullshit. yeah, archery. i feel bad about it too. it's a joke. don't call me lebron james. oh, long jump.
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sorry, what's a living fossil tree? basically, because like it should be extinct basically. it is like extinct. it's like a coelacanth. yeah. they're very disease and wind resistant. they're good for streetscapes. yeah. very poor form from nl these past two floors. you know what? don't talk about me as if i'm lebron james. i'm right here, okay?
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like, kinda works itself out in the end most of the time. really, i just wanted a reason to say lebron james. i dunno. lebron james, bitch! what? fuck your couch! lebron james, er, wait. lebron, how does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch? hey, what's your language, young lady? you better hope i don't remember your face or you're not getting better. i'm sorry, i'm sorry. night, lin.
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oh, he lost it so bad. you know, lebron didn't win the championship because he didn't want it enough. i hate that sentiment. oh! oh, i don't think you can grab that wall. oh, i had it! fuck. oh yeah, you had it, dude. you gotta get up there. this is like windmill. it's the windmill start. you gotta stand on the yellow railing. yeah. yeah. we've played so many games with the yellow railing lately. i think i gotta use the stilts. you need to climb up the wire. oh, there he goes. oh no.
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i have to be mad at it because of the previous conversation. that's true. josh, where did you put this coin at the beginning? is it behind the obelisk? oh my god. no, no, no, no. it's behind the obelisk. where is it? where is it? where is it? oh, it doesn't oh, i can't see the x because oh. fuck. it's so disappointing that i'm like the vestige of the last generation now. nick. lebron generation, maybe. yeah. lebron generation? lebron jans. yo, where's teleporter 2?
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