Quotes about “kiwi”
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oh yeah. well it was, like for a time. people told me christopher nolan's not australian. i think it makes the joke a lot better if he's an australian dude with a new zealand accent. that doesn't make a lot of people very angry. i don't think kiwi christopher nolan is really at the top of my list of things pissing me off. yeah. first number one on the list? red cups at starbucks. oh hell yeah. fucking piss man.
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this is some steaming conversation. it happens sometimes. rob bobberts and the cosmic kiwi. thanks for the resubs here. is that your new folk band? rob bobberts and the cosmic kiwi. i like it. rob bobberts and the cosmic kiwi. that's actually my new, uh, my finishing move in analengis. oh. that's when you put all the pressure on the male g spot. i just call it the g spot, but yes. you are correct.
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i think we need one more log in the corner over there, which i've already cut. i got the overlap wall. people are using vpn to kiwi island. oh, that explains it. i do not endorse this behavior, nor do i know how it works. yeah, it'd be pretty shitty if you played a game six hours before it came out in your place of existence. could ruin somebody's career. i don't support that. gather logs one out of one. oh, you got this. oh, yeah. fox me for a second. look at this wall.
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wait, you changed my weapon. you wanna go for it? yeah, let's just fucking go for it, dude. oh, it's that! that's what that means, dude. i'm dead. ehh, 84 damage. nice shot! you guys can totally win this. that guy only has 30 hp. guys, you don't have to spam my steam shit. like, it's not showing up on the stream, so don't bother. oh, he moved. i remember what it's like when i make mistakes. someone explain the lektor to me. alright, i'll kill kiwi, killa.
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i mean you can you also you gotta you gotta put it under the broiler and have some cheese on top too. you gotta broil it first. yeah. broil it up and get some kiwi cheese. yeah. my biggest grief as a european is that i've never even seen a corn dog. oh yeah. yeah that sucks they're great. they're pretty uncommon. they are awesome. they're great.
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i'll tell you one thing, i could stop eating like rhino horn soup if i got that third testicle. no, you might as well push it even further. would i want to? the cosmic kiwi, thank you as well. oh god, it's me first. oh no, what to do? i know the name of my own worms. an extra testicle is less noticeable than an extra nipple, excuse me? yeah, they're looking in your underwear. if you ever wore gym shorts, people would be like, what's up with that guy?
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7521.980
that's a very large word. what's the fruit that's filled with like, green mucus? is that the passion fruit? kiwi? yeah, passion fruit. yeah, i don't like that one. but it's good in a smoothie. i don't know if i like it. yeah. that green mucus, that's the passion. you know what fruit i really like, but i find very annoying to eat much more than mango? is pomegranate.
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he's a thing for them. is it? i don't think we're allowed to say that. we're not allowed to say that. we have to call them by the name that we've traditionally used for them, the descendants of criminals and other such non desirables. jesus. one of them just has like a kiwi as his theme. the bird, not the fruit. see, that's stupid. you never
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things having the same name and it's stupid. why should there be there's a you know how many combinations of letters there could be in the english language? and we have a fruit and a bird both named kiwi? you don't really talk about the bird too often. well, that's why i was surprised that austin said it was the bird. i was like, i forgot that that even existed. aren't they extinct?
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no, that's the dodo. i don't know why, i thought the kiwi was extinct too, they're cute. as far as i'm concerned, you either go one extreme or the other. like i was thinking about it last night. is mountain lion the dumbest name for an animal of all time? or the greatest name for an animal of all time? because it's so descriptive. you know what a lion is? here's a lion on a mountain. it tells you all you need to know. they don't look like lions.
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like kiwi the bird and kiwi the fruit are not similar. turtles and land turtles are extremely similar. i hate this. that's really a frog. i googled mountain chicken and i clicked on images, it's nothing but a frog. mountain chicken. this is a fucking frog. this is a frog. what do you mean mountain chicken? that's very special.
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i also have to ask, because this came up yesterday, what do you call a fruit, this isn't a joke, it's a trivia question, what do you call a fruit that's green on the inside and fuzzy on the outside? kiwi. yeah. kiwi. you know what, apparently i got new zealand's flames. refers to new zealanders only. well they said, they said, and now it's not called a kiwi, it's called a kiwi fruit. you also said new zealanders are former prisoners. that was australia. yeah. i mean, you know, six and one happened to be three.
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i was actually making a tongue and chew flight of the conchords reference, but we don't call them kiwi fruits in north america. we call them kiwis.
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i mean, like, you know, we're talking to a bunch of millennials here. apparently, according to vape and kiwi in my chat, gen z is actually predicted to be the most conservative generation in over 30 or 40 years. why? good to know. is that because they don't have any money right now? do they own all the avocados? maybe they do. that makes them less conservative, doesn't it? these eight year olds are looking mighty conservative right now.
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