Quotes about “kill this guy with hammers”
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i'm just saying. he hit a nerve. that's how you know he's right, too. comedians need to tell uncomfortable truths, motherfuckers, when the truth is uncomfortable for them. okay! okay! okay! let's kill him. let's kill this guy. let's beat him to death with hammers. are you hearing these little alien beeps and bloops in the background? such an insane main screen. i like the lego fortnite alien in the sandals. it's so good.
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then okay, okay, let's kill this guy. let's kill this guy with hammers that wouldn't exist. so you gotta pay some respect to the legends for sure. what the fuck is this? what am i supposed to do with this garbage? never mind, i'm supposed to play it straight. i think we might have to sell mystic summit to double runner. although, well, i could be swayed. three, four, five, six, seven.
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no way, bro. i didn't know it was possible to make that song worse. it is a bad song. do not kill this guy with hammers. music video was pretty hard though. it's my homie's favorite song. this shit is so sad when you like you think your friend is cool then you're at his house and he's like let me play something for you and it's the worst fucking top 40 radio rock soulless song of all time and you're like really bro i thought you had a rich internal life.
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okay, okay. we kill this guy kill him with hammers the the bit that went viral this weekend about if you were the first to fall asleep at a party in 2006 everyone would beat you off and i honestly i think i have chiblet to thank you're like the first gen z who's funny that i've ever spoken to and i think that a little like a dash of that
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well, you will not catch me rocking kid icarus as my profile image. okay, this is the wrong super mario brothers 2 though, man. this is not my super mario brothers 2, although i kind of like this one that looks like he has to pee really bad. excitebike, that's more of a mouth situation. okay, okay! let's kill this guy. let's beat this guy to death with hammers. i get it. you wanted to see it. you got it. super mario brothers 3? i don't know what the heck's going on with mario on that one.
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like, what would the joke even be? he's experiencing his homosexual awakening? that's not a joke. i'm sure it happens to lots of people. i'm not the right kind of guy to write that story, okay? you'd have to ask kory about that one. see? okay, okay, we hate this guy. kill him. let's kill him with hammers. you can get away with anything. get it twisted. you can be homophobic towards your straight friends. you can do anything. what was i saying?
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well, you will not catch me rocking kid icarus as my profile image. okay, this is the wrong super mario brothers 2 though, man. this is not my super mario brothers 2, although i kind of like this one that looks like he has to pee really bad. excitebike, that's more of a mouth situation. okay, okay! let's kill this guy. let's beat this guy to death with hammers. i get it. you wanted to see it. you got it. super mario brothers 3? i don't know what the heck's going on with mario in that one.
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david starts speaking to him in like proto indo germanic or whatever and then the engineer is like what the fuck? let's kill this fucker. someone in minionese someone photoshopped the headphones on him and for some reason a mustache and a beard and then tweeted it to say okay let's kill this guy let's kill this guy with hammers and it had like 10,000
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okay, let's move it. let's move these microwave ovens. oh, motherfucker. ah! one of these days it's gonna hit, man. it's gonna hit. i hate this. wait till you land the lunker though. wait till you pull in the deep sea fish you've been angling for. this bit's not working? shut the fuck up. three years from now you'll be talking in a group chat. i missed the kill this guy with hammers arc. that was my favorite arc of nl. you know it's true.
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let's kill this fucker someone in minionese someone photoshopped the headphones on him and for some reason a mustache and a beard and then tweeted it to say okay let's kill this guy let's kill this guy with hammers and had like 10,000 likes and the dude who tweeted it doesn't even follow me i was like damn man also i was like this is two of my greatest interests intersecting ridley scott
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