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i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two.
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these guys turn into steak when you kill them. just like chewed up steak. chewed up steak? you got steak on the brain man. yeah, i really do. you get enough iron? uhh, probably not actually. i could probably use some steak. how often do you consume red meat? maybe less than once a week. less than once a week? except i went through a roast beef phase a couple weeks ago and i was like all about roast beef.
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unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left
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punches in. punches in. cause he works there. what is i don't understand why he would check into a hotel he works at. do people in canada not say blinker? i don't say blinker, i say signal light, but it's not uncommon to hear the expression blinker in common parlance, i suppose. i say signal light. kinda doesn't matter. oh, maybe a subscriber. oh, this one will probably kill me.
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alright, just kill me. i don't want this run anymore. just kill me. this is too long. you watch transformers but not harry potter? it's not like when i was asked to go see transformers i was like hold up. there's two options here. i can't go see this yet because i haven't seen the six harry potter films that have been released up to this point. so can you give me like a couple days? it does take a while to watch them. there's a lot of those films. i've got nothing against them. i hope it doesn't seem like i got something against them.
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right, i mean it's one of those things you can't really take back because a lot of the appeal of it was sort of the growing up with harry element. and once that time has passed, like you can't really relate the same way. well, the story was meant to characterize harry through his life at hogwarts. and as you get older, he gets older. that's kind of the premise. well, i mean, no. the older i get, he stays the same age. right, but at the time when they were new. what do you think, chet? you wanna take this? let's take this and then just kill me. kill me!
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who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw.
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i just won assuming i can kill these flies without dying easiest run of my life. you beat what chest? yeah as long that's awesome. it was dark judas. oh, right. that's uh sweet easy all right. well done. yeah, you want to take an ad break? rampage knights. i think that's what the plan was. yeah, i'll do that. i
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sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or
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it should still kill them even when they're closed. it just makes sense to me. alright. papa john appreciates you, he does really. thank you very much to anonymous for a $15 donation earlier. fix your stream please, your soma playthrough is awesome. rocklancia, thank you. the stream was fixed for a while so thankfully i don't need to do that anymore. thank you very much to spoopyscaryskelaman for the $6.66 donation soon...
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pretty average for a first chest. eh, nothing special. doesn't have like a triangle fire orb. oooohhhh! kay! it's a freaking orb! i've never had this yet, so i'm pretty excited. just gotta use b. yeah. there you go, you got it. i'm at like half health already for some reason. how'd you kill things with this? it's really good! no mana? oh. just hold it over them for like a sustained period, you'll be fine. it kept canceling before i could hit anything. there's the hp potion.
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keep him alive for a second, just watch out. or i'll just kill him instantly and see if i said that. oh, more bombs! yeah, he's actually very helpful. alright, this is doable. aw yeah. oh god. how does a bone sphincter even work? is that a freaking am i a teenage mutant ninja turtle, nick? what? i'm a freaking hero in a half shell! i don't see it. you been under your helmet? are you fucking kidding me? i'm a turtle. oh, on your back! i didn't notice that.
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when you get bounced into the water, you die. and then you can throw ghost bombs with the x button at the other people. and if you kill someone with the ghost bomb, you get to come back. i programmed this game. i'm taking night classes. you did not program this game. yes i did. you sure did. you programmed this game, yeah. damn, your lies are completely indefensible. you're tearing me apart, lisa!
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look, what are you doing? i don't understand the problem. oh, i died! there is no problem. we were just waiting to kill one of us. that's all. alright. oh, i got a ducky so i couldn't drown. okay. let dan know his mic is kind of loud. yeah, dan, could you turn your mic down like maybe 10%? yeah, i can back away from it too. let dan know we all hate him. well, that's kind of mean. well, that's mean. is this still loud? i think that's better.
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i love trying to kill dan. this dude just falls into these pits and falls forever and then teleports across the map. what, you have a mr. potato head? what is this? that's the diglett, man. oh, where did he... what is he? hit him. see what he does. i hit him. i hit him with my bat. he's gone now. you'll find him. aww.
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how long has it been since your most recent mugging? you got a duck power up as i kill you? that's some horseshit! maybe. i'm so pissed. i'm fucked. god damn it. i can't believe i bombed you into a duck. hi kate!
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but the dying part, less good? yeah, this is like stuff that could kill people in the 1600s. we're pretty much like, you know, the same. are you enabling him, ryan? no! i'm saying that in the 1600s they died because they didn't have medical care. or as much rigorous medical care. okay, you're actually agreeing with me in a different way than i thought you were. alright, rob, in all seriousness, will you make a promise to go see a doctor in the next week? oh, the next week? i don't know about the next week.
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watch that stone could kill you. i mean if you can do this i'm ok with that, i was gonna say, like if you do this, you're gonna be mad. you're fucking slanging rocks here man. what? i hate this fucking level.
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does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink.
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oh, there's nothing over there, huh? okay, well. what the fuck kind of level is that? it's the level where i get the gun and you all lose. grab that level. it's random. no, i'm gonna just grab it. go ahead, rob. go over there. i was playing that. nice. you just want to play it faster, verges. oh, what? what'd you kill me with?
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whoa, okay, yeah sure. i blocked it with my chainsaw. yeah, you blocked the explosion with your chainsaw. yeah, because i had a man. i spiked those exploding coins. it was t bag and rob. it did t bag. yeah, i tasted it. salty? nah, it was like a gorilla. kill me before i kill myself. thank you, kait. salty, like a gorilla. what?
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tb wrote you a cryptic message in your chat. better get this! you better get this! what? oh, i've been netted! i've been netted! i netted all of you and i couldn't do anything about it. oh, you almost fucking rocked me! yeah, i should have gone for a kill. i live, i die, i live again, nice! i live, i die, i live again! throw rocks at each other! nice rock! thank you.
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hey, it's rocks, baby. are you gonna get me? oh, okay. i threaded the needle. you know what i oh! this rock is good. you guys are doing the prestige of a rock kill. i've never gotten a rock kill, i don't think. ah, you have. i actually made a compilation video of rock kills you were in. sorry. i'll get the rock now. oh, god damn it. no, not a helmet. barrel counts as a rock kill. oh, you disarmed me with your rock!
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rob, go to the doctor. no. it's fucking easy. how can these kill you, ryan? that's way more expensive than making your own beta. you like that? i hated it personally. oh, what? my door was open! you shot me into the gun! oh my god! we're all in this together! no!
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and that's true, yeah. and plus, you know, you made a lot of money on those songs. i would kill to trade places with, like, you know, vanilla ice in 1991. that would be like... well, yeah, you would hang out with mc hammer. kate says it's unpoppable, but i didn't see what. she's probably talking about maybe a pimple, perhaps. oh.
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dude, i would kill for some blue oyster cult in this game. if they i mean, i know that they can't do this, but for my own personal situation, i would love if they just were like, hey, here's all the songs from rock band 1 and 2 for $100. that's i wanted them just to include them. they did that with 3, kind of. just stacked them up, you know? that's why i loved it. like, okay, we got rock band 4, you have 1, 2, and 3 on top of this new song setlist, and then there's dlc you get all your dlc automatically transferred over.
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is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it.
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oh good, i can customize my worms and make them little names and... playing revolution, correct? that is correct. i feel odd having your wife as one of my names. that's alright. if she's okay with it, i'm okay with it. i just figured you wouldn't want to kill your wife in the game, and so it'd be like... you've never been married, have you? hi, ol! i love my wife. how cruel. i like the disclaimer at the end.
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because if i turn around, obviously it shows weakness. and maybe it means i'm being an asshole too. they might be engineers or something, right? and then you're like, fuck you. you think just because i'm playing dice, i'm a piece of shit, i'm gonna kill you. you know? you know, i actually was at a bus stop and i thought it was a bunch of homeless people. i felt terrible. i was like, is this like a... is this for the homeless people hanging out? and they're like, cobalt's a bus stop. and i was like, oh shit.
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i'm gonna take one down with me at least. maybe. i've seen you on the skytrain, but we got into different cars. that could have been me. i have ridden the skytrain before. on the regular. have you ridden the midnight meat train though? i have ridden the skytrain at midnight, which is a little bit like that. oh. thanks, megan, for the resub. does he have one hp? yeah. is that what that said? that said one. if i had one more turn, i think i could win. well, i'd have to kill both worms.
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ezr guys if you want to join on jackbox.tv and vote what really happens if you tear off that mattress tag? a woman melts out of your tv screen to kill you or the fighters get loose? the spiders is it wrong that
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yeah, that's a pretty big achievement right there. here's our items. unicorn horn, robo baby, dead bird, $3 bill. that's pretty good. especially dead bird. dead bird you can't use, $3 bill might kill you. i mean, you know the routine. and so do i. last run is nick committing sudoku. no, we're just getting a new version of the game. that's all. and i'm probably not going to be playing this after the stream tonight, so...
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yeah, it's unusual. i've messed up some wall jumps in my day. you know the time dilation bubbles actually kill enemies? uh, i did not know that, no. so when you get hit and create that time void, maybe that's actually really useful. it's an offensive move as well as it stops time, so you can actually take your time and plan your next move. so yeah, it's pretty cool. that is good to know. it's a lot of very subtle, well thought out strategy in this game that i love. nice. nice. oh, there we go. 13 combo. that's pretty good.
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so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet.
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are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally?
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or steal his items and make him ornery? i don't know if that's a thing. i mean, i haven't tried it, but maybe. nick, this is a rogue lite. obviously you can kill the shopkeeper. shopkeepers do die a lot. everybody knows this. the shopkeeper is exclusively there to make it better for min max players to get items for free. a n l, the divide. i remember. i don't really like bakju either. not so good. what is that? it was very gray with like another version of gray on top of it. oh yeah.
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and they give you that weird spoon under the cover of the ice cream, which i'm not a big fan of. yeah, that is... i agree with that. i'm not into that. it's like a weird like pizza palette or something. i don't even know what it is, but i don't like it. i'm not into it. i think we should ban those. i don't know anything about them, but i think we should get rid of them. do they even have a name? no, and they never will. they're good. it'll just make them harder to kill.
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did you see the new terminator movie by chance? no, i have not seen the new terminator. yeah, avoid it. it's really bad. that's what i heard. i only wanted to bring it up because i wanted to hear your take on why they thought it was appropriate to have so many confusing timelines intersecting in a movie. i don't know man. like, oh i didn't take a knife before kill. they just really want to make terminator 2 again and they don't know how to do it so they're just throwing shit at the wall until something sticks.
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this drill to live. how did that not kill it? drill baby drill. probably almost the right time to sell this fuckboy right here. yeah, it's not going too well. woah! one hit did so much damage. fully upgraded turret though.
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looked a lot like a neon star fox, so i'll give him that. alright. i'm not just surrendering, but like, it's silly for me to fight it at this point. i've got nothing on the table, so... i understand. i'm just belaboring the inevitable here. does the twitch bomb have to target the base? couldn't he just cripple nick by using it to kill all his towers? yes, but it's usually faster to just take out the base, because you just win straight away if you take out the base. i believe so, yeah. but you can target anything you want with it. you just move the reticle around. man, it's like still making that terrible sound.
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oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is?
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fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i
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i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill
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fucking devil no ghost no angels can kill angels get items devil ghost angel i like the process of elimination working your way up. you can kill the angels yeah, just drop a bomb if you have wait i have mom's knife or something yeah, travels behind you because you have the mom transformation probably really, where's that? i don't get it
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thanks moversen. what's a power pill? it gives you the game kit effect for one room. oh, that's gonna be sweet for this room, huh? oh shit, it's like not one room, it's just like for like ten seconds. yeah, that's true. i mean, i said one room, but i figured you'd probably kill the room in ten seconds, but...
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did i... am i supposed to kill him? no. yeah, i would recommend it if you can. why is he hanging? well, he's gonna cut himself up. he's hanging straight swangin', man. wait, wait, wait, he's got gold. he's got gold. what is gold? do you love gold? i like gold as much as mike lalo fox. you know what blew my mind? the other day i realized, whoa, mike myers played gold member in the film gold member.
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is he coming from an anime convention or something? i don't know man, but i was like this is how i die. this man is going to kill me. did he carry a pizza box with him? dadpan94, up down all around, walking through your head town. master of lockpicking, what does that do? you can open golden chests without using a key. that's pretty dope. it's nice!
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it's really good. so no pizza box, but you still thought you were gonna die? he didn't kill us, but he did look at me when he walked by. what are you ooh. well that's pretty close. alright, water flies are still exploding flies, so you don't want to touch those, okay? nope. and lwtf, that was me. it could be, i don't know. sweet talker, thank you very much for the subscription. if it was you, i apologize for like being afraid of you, but also you looked a little scary.
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he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means?
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oh, is this gonna be the room i die? yes, yes it is, in fact. i'm still alive but i hate it. i'm kinda glad that run's over, cause i really didn't enjoy it very much. this run is like, straight trash, man. lilith is a good character though. and i'll fucking kill anybody who says otherwise. okay, actually now i've just picked up bff, so now i'm like, maybe this run's actually sweet?
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yeah, there's a ton of stuff. yeah, there's quite a few things to unlock. i had never unlocked everything. that's very true. but i'm still better than everyone at the game, so it doesn't matter. that's also true. without a doubt. oh fuck, don't make me do this room. i ran six miles either kill me or entertain me.
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they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true
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nothing, i don't play fair. i'll play by the rules rick's like your eyes local style what's like i don't know this thing like comes out of the ground it pisses out yellow piss worms and by piss worms i mean piss flies is it an enemy is it a bottle that shoots out piss flies? yeah? yeah, you got to kill the bottle before the piss flies stop they're actually corn flies. it's the name of the game. oh, it's be for dummies or guffees paw oh
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alright, i beat the chest. oh, thank the lord. you're welcome. are we you guys wanna run to some ads and then play duck game? as soon as i say thank you to agent aaron for the 2069 donation, thank you so much man! i've been watching you guys stream for a long time, finally have back in all the good times and hours. thank you for the thank you for all the hours of entertainment, you're welcome. hooray. afterbirth is best of me for today. kill me!
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one being one of the eight people who saved me immensely during the time of my computer troubles. why would you murder me? i also want to shout out my lovely wife who also saved me during my time of need. i guess i'll just kill myself. i was laying down on the ground there and it uh... josh, give ryath your audio settings. they're perf. i don't want josh's audio settings. oh good throw. but they're perf. what is what is this? why can't i do anything? i'm the awfulest.
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how is this possible? he was going wild on us. i don't know. i think he probably just does well at the beginning and then just gets nicked. stolen? everyone's on a team now except nick. he's the enemy. the enemy unknown, more like. what have i done? don't just kill me! i just left you for the inferno. that's it. the inferno didn't get me the mines. but actually they both got me. oh nice.
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don't ask me about tests if you're old enough to have a test you're old enough to study. that's the ultimate dad advice if you're old enough to have a paternity test you're old enough to deal with the consequences are you kidding me? i can't believe you didn't kill nick with the speed of my corpse my favorite backstreet boys song off of their 2000 album molecular. speed of my corpse show you the speed of my corpse why josh is the freaking
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just let rumble muffin do it. he doesn't know. he doesn't know any better. wow, that was tactical! yeah. three shots individually. one shot, one kill. never waste a bullet. it's like god of duty all over again. the muffin man got me hard. yeah? you should talk to like a sexual therapist about that or something. why?
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actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i
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i have four soy milks and it's still not very strong. four soy milks? yeah. why did he say the word that time? i've done it so... like one out of every 50 he'll say the word now. dude, that's the secret. that's 109. it's actually one out of every 109 times. n.l.'s egg shaped wig. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm doing my part to kill the 109 meme by just driving it into the ground.
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of a dude and he's like, hey officer i got one question for you. what are those? and he like zooms in on his shoes. and this has become like really popular with like the 13 to 17 crowd. so i've been trying to incorporate it into a lot of my videos to kill it dead. alright cool. people are like super unhappy every time i say it and i think that just makes it a little better. what are those though? yeah exactly. and then if i can help it spread the twitch a little bit i think that's good as well.
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what are those? that's exactly right. apparently when i looked at the youtube comments for the video, people were like, in my school everybody says this all the time! and i'm like, yeah. let's kill this, it's a dog, the meme hunter, get ready. this meme doesn't stand a chance. northernlion meme destroyer, episode 1. what are those? what are those? what are those? what are those? what are those?
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now i'm at the point where i'm holding r to do lilith runs. this is where i've gotten in my life. re evaluate. you trying to do greed ones? yeah. yeah. it shouldn't be as hard as it is. i really like... i have a hard time aiming my tears with the incubo incubodies. there we go. got monstra's lung on an incubus, that's kind of fun. too bad i couldn't do it before. yeah, i would kill for any tear effect, man.
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let's go kill greed like 250 more times, guys. never stop d4. alright, here we go. oh look, i have mom's knife now. that's normally good. i kinda don't even like it anymore. it's normally good but i have it on incubus. i mean, it isn't combo as cool as like the tiers combo with each other. it combos decently, but... oh shit, i think they modified it. i can't shoot my knife. as lilith, it's pretty... you can't shoot it!
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for a chaos garden it only helped me one time and i haven't found one ever in greed mode same same they might have removed it unless you guys have found one before i have seen screenshots with it so i don't think it's removed, but i've never seen one personally. yeah, this is really good i kill the angels just for fun. i'll skip a donation and we'll see you guys maybe it's time base like mmm
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yeah, that happens. so i've got this strategy to let him open the doors. okay. so he floods me with enemies. and then i use the maw of the void. i don't know if you guys have that unlocked. uh, yeah, i do actually. i don't. i use that to kill them all and it produces me black hearts. mmm, that's genius! that's so i get three per. so good. just gotta make sure i kill them with the maw and not my knife because it won't count if i do. aw, heck yeah. bomberman bombs. so what is this?
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haha, i just made you kill your dad accidentally. whoops. yeah, he didn't agree. i'm samson. i like it. i like when you hit me. brownie's face is like exactly like egg cam. it's like most of the time he's just like whatever, but then occasionally he's like oh! and i shit myself every stream.
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oh, my swallowed penny dropped me a dime and a nickel right after that. wow. step on shrunk enemies to kill them. oh, okay. i didn't know it worked that way. really? well, somebody said that. that would be sweet if stompy allowed you to step on small enemies without taking damage. i can't hit anything. i have tumor again. yeah, i hate it. just keep rerolling, man. i just want a battery. yeah, i know. it's better. there's freaking one teleporting ghost and i can't kill it. there we go.
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it's the 110th time he's done that. they're not actually there, you can walk through the spikes. there you go. very tricky. confirmed. they're saying it like that's common knowledge that i should know the spikes aren't there. dude, the game's been out for four days, nick! how do you not know this? it's really weird. i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? oh man, i should have used this on the last floor. that's okay.
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and then beat him with your ninth life and then you're good. these fucking spiders take so long to kill, er, the flies take so long to kill with, uh... maw of the void, man. i didn't have it unlocked, i don't think. it's the only thing that can save my run, but first it's gotta not kill my run first. yeah, there we go. alright, here we go. go take the d6. walk it. get a battery charge. die. that's the easy part. that's not a challenge at all. okay. probably don't reroll that.
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the bible doesn't kill hush instantly, but on the bright side those definitely give you the ability to fly if that's something you're interested in it can it can do that for you maybe that'll make it easier to dodge the tears because you'll be vertically on the same plane as them instead of them flying slightly above. yeah, i maybe but i am just trying to figure out something here. no, not on the scale of like it helping on a
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on a fight as long as this one. yo, shitbird, i need some blackhearts. spawn flies! i need some blackhearts! spawn flies! well, i'm having trouble killing mr. fred. so this is not good. oh my... gentle jesus. yeah, yeah, this... uh, fuck, fuck hush. mr. fred, fight number three. let's try this again. oh, that is... mercy kill this run. just let baby gertie roast them.
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uh, yes. yes, i have lost. are you going to lose as well? well, i have one heart and seven lives, so i'm on that tilting spiral that i go on all the time. it's theoretically possible that i could recover, but i don't see it happening. gotta kill mom's heart with explosive tears without getting hit at all, so... i'd probably be okay with a mercy killing of this run, actually. i mean, like, you're...
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bring back bumbo. i'm sorry, man! i didn't notice him there. i didn't kill him, i just banished him into oblivion. mega bean. oh, whatever. added it to my pile. b4! there we go! nice. get ready, man. let's do this. there's some wild stuff on this run. oh, i can shoot again! and thank you very much to cates sugar potatoes for the eight months in a row. perfect. proptosis on this run.
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yeah, this is like an easy win. it's like quad shot tumor transformation, homing tears, this weird tech laser that never goes away. tyrone, get in here! what's no, we found a bug that i actually like. don't tell tyrone. i'm telling him. don't tell tyrone! i'm telling him right now, actually. i'll fucking kill you if you talk to anybody about tyrone. or, i mean, if you talk to anybody about this laser transformation. we're gonna get married someday.
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so what the hell happens in that ending? yeah, you know? he wakes up in the chest outside and then he opens it and then there's like a dark spirit behind him. yeah man, he's in like, he's in purgatory or something. i smell another secret! you mean kill ncr! that's, i get it. this is a fallout new vegas reference. that's all the endings. the sign always, the sign always looks like it says kill nick but it says kill ncr. alright, there you go.
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tutorial rat is the worst enemy well okay how do you guys use the sword like do you do you like try to land i just i literally threw the sword away and just ran oh i jumped at stuff and then on the down stroke is what hit it because i landed on the rat and then that was enough for it to kill me yeah you gotta land in front of it and the sword has a little bit of arc to it all right we'll see if that works oh easy is running my life right here
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on a bi annual basis. sup squall. chad thinks i'm gonna end up breakfasting the shop pretty soon. 19, oh wow, okay that's quick. so if you get hit with one of those stun pods when you're up on a wall, it can just kill you, cause you'll fall. i died. good. i made it to the second floor of conservatory. i made it 2226 feet. what's the world record? what's the world record? 2226 feet. you can beat this actually.
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listen, every time you bring that up i feel less and less sympathetic towards you. we just log out before you stream you ding dong. because i want to see what the people are saying in there. probably calling you a turd. they asked you what's the rarest meat you ate and then you replied like a whale. that's correct. you've outed me on stream now. oh my god i'm still going. i didn't kill the whale but i did eat the whale. 10th floor heart. this is a heart? what's up with this witch? i'm gonna give you a heart on.
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soft we were talking about it on monday that your pigeon is very good really, that's what you guys talk about when i'm not around you pretty much come up on every episode actually so what do i do in this game? i see you try to bomb me it's like yeah, i'm all you try to bomb people with that x button knock them out but you don't hurt them directly you just have to knock them into the water to kill them and then you can hold b and use a baseball bat it charges up
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you think i'm not gonna hit that ball? it's coming back, baby. like you'll be okay someday. i'm so sure about that. yellow! no! did i kill somebody? no.
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okay, how do you guys get these super bombs like you got to kill someone? yeah, where do you go to the you unlock him hit one of those pinatas? thank you. oh, he columbus for ten months in a row wow it's a real he's gonna discover a new continent one day box. he should break this pinata man trying use your baseball bed oh, that's what it's not getting in the water you joker. well, it's had it coming. oh, yeah right through the hole
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oh no! oh no! i'm actually on kill. that's a pretty good bomb. if you are okay with not throwing good bombs. oh shit. self destruct is you gotta know where to go but back up. how do i self destruct? yo what's up thomas? what's up thomas? you guys want me to do my bubbles impression? people keep asking me to do a michael a.l. fox impression and that'd be like...
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southwest is delicious. you know, do you know how many people confirmed that it's delicious? i saw but i'm getting meatballs with a... meatballs with southwest sauce. it's really good. don't pinata it. fudge! that did it. but i think fox got the kill technically. i lost. do an impression of michael caine giving ryan a snapmare. i made a promise to snap your neck.
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i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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here, try to kill me fox. someone in my chat has actually seen squeezable tomato sauce. has? yeah. oh, i don't believe it. i do. it's a big world out there and a lot of things come in bottles these days. you can get a boat in a bottle? can you get that? silly. yeah, that's actually quite common. perhaps a poor example. is it me and nick again? yeah. yo, surprise. bomb or not down a bit, there we go.
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probably go win monopoly mcdonald's or something. nice! look i'm goku! i'm goku! fucking... you're goku. look, i have a spirit bomb! wait, don't kill me, i wanna see if this gets really big. no, i'm gonna add energy to it. it's gonna kill us all, man. i have sweet hair. oh my god, you killed my spirit bomb! that was ryan, that was not i. you dick! i respect your sanctity. chao is raising their hands for me! you're raising something else as well, if you know what i mean.
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authentic poutine or nothing. i got so high i actually saw a different level like there was another arena in the distance. that's pretty weird. okay. here's a question for you guys what what is the fastest easiest way to kill a fly? don't even think about it
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it's cool though because it's got the whole chat interaction. your chat would love it. he's just joshing. he's played it. wow, you're an asshole. what? i've played it too. making me look like a fool. fox, get over here. i want to try something. if it's not trying to kiss me, then i don't want to bother. i don't know whether they'll kill you or kiss you. okay, here's the deal. one of these days i'm going to get a good spear bomb off.
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alright get lost for like eight. ah, did it work? yeah. yeah, i guess he's not dead because i don't he had a duck duck don't give a fuck. whoa he's just trying to kill himself so you can end this tree my one oh shit yeah, i guess i win have a win box any chance you get another version of enter the gungeon before i
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did he just i didn't like a did you just like had to send in an email or how does that shit work? or they ask you guys? click a little button in the, you know, battle net area. oh. then you say you want it and then they might send it to you or they might not. don't touch my battle net right there. touch my battle nut. i continue to still be alive. surprises is all, don't worry. yeah, here's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna kill you both. that gives you an instant win.
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nick, come and suck on it. how'd that go? he beats me. this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. okay, let's do this. here's the deal. oh, tunnel level. this is my tunnel. oh, what have you done? i'm gonna kill us both. first pinata's for me. it's a ball and chain. i don't know how i like that.
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she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything.
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it could also be like a super short range tier that blows up for another reason maybe i guess so and like a crickets body effect or something i oh my god. i didn't kill him. i just made a real tiny that was pretty cute actually number one effect if you had like an explosive tier along with it, i guess yeah, that's all right i don't know why i keep picking up retro vision. i've gotten a single fucking penny off of this wooden nickel yet
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are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite.
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i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah.
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this fucking like, tenchu wrath of evernote, throw up a smoke screen. clutch reference. there's a lot of rocks going on right now. you're flying close to the fucking sun. what?! the rock didn't kill me, but it did push me down really fast. should make a level that's all rocks.
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it's the only way to kill anybody. oh! that was the best box ever! like my head, my duck body is just like, it was just like stunned. and now it's on fire. oh you're doomed. you're dr. doom. that's very true. goodbye. what is your opinion on hawaiian pizza? four it. five it. what are you doing up there buddy? finding walls with a chainsaw.
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batter up! soft serve duck incoming. just gonna hold me by the neck then. i'm gonna kill drak with you. just let him pick you up and throw you and you're alive. oh god. that's creepy, it looks like your freaking torso's ripped off. wait, what the fuck is happening? i think you're broken. there you go.
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i love the turkey kill. i came back. i think i came back. catman do. catman don't. catman egg. you're lucky mister. what?! the rock blocks the grenade! sure does. oh that was just brutal. what happened there?
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oh they're like being pringles, it's delicious. it sounds pretty good. i'm waiting for somebody to figure out how to kill me cool, dude what do you want to do gonna be like this, huh? yeah, that's all right, man. i'm still eating these bean pringles it's the most delicious snack i've ever eaten. i almost got it man do it you got a moonwalk through one?
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makes me so sad. it's probably beneficial in this mode. it just goes fast the whole time. i don't buy that for a fucking second. yep, that was cool right there. no problem. oh, kill me. i hate this. i hate this even more than you do. no you don't. i hate you more than you make this. what was that noise? it was like boozalas in the back or something. that's why boozalas is a zela impression. yeah, that was pretty good.
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that's true. i think for the hush, since it's in stage fights you have to wait until the second phase to kill him anyway. but i think the point of the k.s. card is the one shot stuff is a pretty rare card. sure, yeah. i doubt that they would change that. you used to get mega shot or mega, you know, one shot mega satan's phase as well, one of his phases.
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man, that dream felt so real. i was like, excited about waking up and going to kill like, ultra mega deathgreed. man. what is this demonic room? i haven't seen it. it's a button room. i'm almost at the point where like, i want to have like a separate fallout save file. because my thing with fallout since like june has been that i just do it on my subscriber stream. so once a week for three hours we play. which was fine with new vegas because it was like,
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chat, i love ya, but i don't know whether to kill ya or kiss ya. cause you're saying, uh, don't reroll this run. i'm gonna spoil it for you. we're gonna reroll this run. every run gets rerolled. that's the motto here. what is this? nothing is every other run gets rerolled here. yeah, exactly. oh look, he's horned. okay. it's just techpoint x, you goddamn scums. yeah, i mean, that's kinda my perspective, is, you know, techpoint x only has power over you if you let it have power over you.
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can't even kill the knights because the the magnet makes them face me when i shoot it. they're behind them their heads i'd have to probably shoot them for the front and then it would flip them around. this is so bad hush left hand god damn wrong think i care. i got a second small rock in this one run that is strange that's really weird. i wonder if they stack. i hope so because you could do diplopia them, right? oh
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because i can destroy anything right now. i was just hoping to get dad's key, but i don't think it's gonna happen. i have at least four transformations. where's the boss? that way i can go do more rerolls after i kill it. usually it's in a room with a skull on the map. oh, okay. i don't want to roll it guys, it looks awesome! please! it's alright, we'll just get one more reroll and reroll our four items into four different items. this is fine, we're fine. i don't want the ludo. ludo's sticky bomb shots was like...
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are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad.
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and every month they sent you a new strain of the devil's lettuce in the mail. it's the dankest idea i've heard all day! does that kill you too? yeah, everybody just dies. i guess it's legal if you're a resident of like four or five states. so wait, it's a loot crate for weed? yes. wow! i think it's more like an empty box for weed. that is actually genius.
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oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it.
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oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial?
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you wanna get that exploding barrel kill, i know it. how come duck game isn't an esl? what the fuck?! alright, that was some like last samurai shit right there. oh, there's another new one. okay... what is this? is this the rock throw map? yep! this is like only rocks? only rocks. alright, this might take a while.
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alright, don't do that. i didn't really think about what that means. how did i die there? how did you die? i got a flower! oh wow! kill you! that's like pulp fiction shit. alright, i got a rusty trombone for you, friends. oh no, what?! duck! duck! that was actually amazing. yeah, that has no ammo in it, buddy. those shoes, man!
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we did better that time. that didn't feel so good. i'm pretty sure i got like one point on that. oh, never mind. this is the best i've ever done. oh snap! uh oh. oh damn! it's a three way tie! what's the turn of events? the ninja master. oh what?! this is like ten deaths in one kill! oh, i wanted to go for the shot.
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this is what it felt like to be a teenager in a horror movie. oh no! no! oh no. that was the deleted scene. that's all that it is. it was originally supposed to die. this gun. oh! it was the shoot yourself gun. it's that gun. oh, dog leather! did you just see that double kill?
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at the pool? what?! i don't know, i'm happy though. that was divine intervention. dang it. i got ducks on my left, ducks on my right. dancing a duck and i do it all night. yeah. triple kill. oh, duck farts. would have been sweet if you could shoot through the bullet hole that he made in the box. yeah, that would be awesome.
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well i think the question is like where does the money go for making them dead? you're buying extra things? buy the hookers to your private island to kill them. r2d2's biggest complaint. beep boop beep. or c3po just not into him.
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i'm not good with the money questions like what would you spend a million dollars on? i'd just kill a bunch of hookers on an island. like really? jesus. that's what my answer was! i remember that yeah i didn't realize that was your that was what you really felt what you would do with a million dollars. that's exactly what i would do. donald trump fucking roasted at 61 to 39. fuck donald trump. sorry no politics. this is my first mingling thanks for the support guys.
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yeah, thanks for having me on by the way. yeah, thanks for coming on. yeah. yeah? plus fun. yeah! cool. what is this? serpent's kiss. the kiss of death. that thing is so good. i just got it. what is it? that's the sequel to when dolphins cry by live. oh, that's kind of sad. if you poison something and then kill it, it has a chance to give you a black heart. oh, i like that. like, it gives you poison. poison for the boysen me.
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ball attack leg strike it caused me to break my leg, but i kill ten enemies. you're like what the fuck dude yeah, he really doesn't mind just basically suiciding himself just to like win a single fight. yeah, it's the life of a ninja it's a tough one. this is so nerdy. i mean you're on twitch tv, bro bobby boop like don't expect to see nerds here like maybe you should go to
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why are you so tanky? whaling away on the mom's night. yeah, i wish i had one. you get a chaos card and the new hourglass and you can just kill them over and over again and put your machine...
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and edmund tweeted, the few have made it easier for the many. and i guess that's what he was talking about was that we can now put more money in our machines or something. oh, if i lose this run i'm gonna be so pissed. i did forget how to fiddle. this evil eye is not cutting it. i can't even kill these coins fast enough anymore. i like to let him collect coins because the heal actually doesn't even hardly do anything. ah, okay. and then usually like
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that's what i do with my hush, if i get a fame, i can go kill the hush every time because when he spawns all those babies i just run into the middle of them and kill them and they give me like eight black cards. got it. alright, so i got 63 cents. let's see how much i can donate. i'm at 115 to start. here we go. 11, 12, 13 cents. that's not bad.
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um, nah, you should just kill. hang on to that. i'm sorry, probably. i've still got a minute, so we're good. put an item that respawns krampus into the krampus pool. yeah, there's an item, it's just called like the christmas stalking, and it makes all deals with the devil krampus. not just for that run though, for actually your entire rebirth career, unless you delete your save. oh, that's so them. but then if you delete your save, you become krampus.
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thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though?
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i don't think so. it only affects your range and rate of fire. yeah, and i can't kill my range with this. chat, you can weigh in and then i'll listen. i don't even know why i'd bother. everything's dying in one hit anyway. you should take number one. yeah? why not? i dunno, just some kind of latent fear about losing damage in my mind. oh, it made my laser yellow. that's cool. alright, down to the next floor. bombo, take that coin. good man. bombo is pepperoni. thank you very much for the subscription.
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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oh frozen kitty can run fast oh shit oh god i hit the like what happened? it sounded like rob farted a little bit when he said that. oh my god i hit select it's like a code word for like kill the president of malaysia i believe they have a prime minister
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oh, that was sweet! something got me a kill though. and it never will. aw, she's so sad when she gets beat up. but how does the dog feed? the dog loves it. that's good. dogs love to roughhouse. yeah! got another kill just before the end there. alright, i am not a fan of ember. yeah, i don't think i am either. she's the coolest looking though. it is pretty cool.
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no more gloves for you! oh no. sweet horizontality to that. that's what they should call it when you get a kill like that. horizontality. horizontality. well, what are you, a horizontalist? dover hunter. alright, i'm going back to my boy. i'm going back to random. bodvar of ceruland.
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i keep forgetting i have claws and trying to pick up other items. what? alright, i like the sword better anyway. come on up. good luck. oh, damn. somebody hit rob. okay. oh, wow! ah, dog farts! excuse me. oh, did you kill me while i was... no, okay, you didn't. i'm the worst.
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just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow.
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everybody kill cash cab break cash cab. oh, yeah, you got broken break his spirit, too i haven't even like i've only won like two games or something of one like the statistical average amount of games you have that dominant role in game. that's all it took for me to get salty about your plan. i'm out already wow look at the bear look at the bear bear look at the pretty bear oh
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oh, early death again. don't throw your gun at me. i wanna beat that dad. yeah, i understand why. oh god, oh god. double kill! no! ah, suck. did you just say suck? ah, suck. you ever heard that before? don't tell me this is the first time all three of you have ever heard that expression. i know. people get yelled at for stupid shit on this show. i was i said wolf before, nobody believed me. yeah, you were like, you know, i was like calling a man a wolf. i've never heard this one. like like geralt?
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oh! oh, i was alive? i was alive! i just lost a life. alright, i'm not even mad about that. that was just very impressive. okay, that was pretty cool. i don't think i get the kill for that either. freaking alp. classic alp. why was i teleported up there? alright. come on, alp. i'll take it. what? whoa! come over here if you want to get fucked to death. wow. you nearly did it. whoa!
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