Quotes about “kate mustache”
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hey, i can grow a mustache. oh, that's not the diarrhea one? okay, i don't know what two girls one cup is. why is it uncle? i don't know, but in my head i was like maybe it's uncle. i don't know. it also did make blank and blank l blank. oh, that's kate's uncle. that's, yeah. he's got a cool little handlebar mustache thing going on.
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via kate's posts while you're on. yeah. some of those meals were looking good. bro, i grew a mustache. i seen that. that's not what he was talking about, bro. you're not the meal i was talking about. i'm a snack at best. but you shaved the mustache. honestly, i started using my mojo and stuttering and i had serious confidence issues so i shaved it off.
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please get a feather earring like bob dylan. i was talking about it in kate's chat yesterday. i'm okay not having a mustache, but i need to find something that gives me a little bit of aura, man. otherwise, like bald plus shaved, you're just aura less, man. i need some kind of aura enabler. it's not full beard, man. i'm sorry. if it works for you, i respect you, but it's not. i personally am not a believer in the beard.
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with hair? and a mustache? oh that's not the diarrhea one? okay i don't know what two girls one cup is. why is it uncle? i don't know but in my head i was like maybe it's uncle. i don't know. it also did make blank and blank l blank. oh that's that's kate's uncle. oh okay there you go. that's yeah. he's got a cool little handlebar mustache thing going on.
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yeah, yeah, pitch it to the net. i'm curious. i hope you didn't buy a deep mystery box. kate, i couldn't. someone literally fucking killed me before i could. i threw away the mystery box. how did you get the mustache? what is that? hey, hey, hey, wait, you got a beard from that? what are you talking about? how did you get the beard? what? i can't see myself.
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would you rather get a cat dick or a dog dick? kate, get out of my chat! these questions are getting gross. kate asked that? oh my god! i'm just gonna chill. that was a great bomb there. what if you get hitler's dick? how would you know it would have a little mustache? well, i'm glad we talked about this. for all too long.
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you have 10 seconds. sunglasses! sunglasses? that is really important, it reflects the mountains. oh my god, it was actually on there. yeah, they need aviators man. they don't need a siren though, just sunglasses. license and badge are two different things. i'm gonna say license. badge? oh shit. kate, it's on you. i'll say badge then. okay. handcuffs? i do love mustache, you're right, that is a good answer.
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is it mustache? a pen. a pen? well you gotta write tickets i guess. i wouldn't have gotten that. what people just append than sunglasses? than a siren. let's have uh... let's have kate and uh... kate and josh go here. okay. kate can start. okay. you get out of here josh. name a type of gymnastics move almost every kid knows. oh! uh... ferris wheel. ferris wheel? no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
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and my father in law is like a 72 year old south korean man, but he looks like it's kind of like a spitting image minus the mustache, man. don't ask for kate's opinion because she's not a reliable source. she's too close to the meat of it, you know? i'm an unbiased observer and i'm telling you that carlos santana looks like my father in law.
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this is the best. you can just walk out and kill enemies. you don't even have to, like, do nothing. kate, i'm buying clothes this afternoon. you got any requests? i don't know how to phrase it without sounding insane. you seen anything lately that you're like, i think that would look good on my husband? i'm telling you, i'm gonna try on a turtleneck. it's just something every man has to do, okay? like when you shave, you always, not always, but like once every couple of months, you do the mustache last just to see what you would look like if you had a mustache.
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you should get one with me. yeah, i'm never gonna get a mustache. yeah, you will. i know this. no, no. you know how i know? how do you know? how do you know? alright. does your dad have a mustache? uh, my dad did have a mustache for a long time. ooh! exactly, that's how i know. thumbs out. i think kate would be pretty unhappy. i think i would be unhappy, but i think kate would also be unhappy. hmm.
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