Quotes about “kate cap”
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don't get mad at kate for telling me what to do. she's the reason that you see the man in front of you today that i am. whoa, that's deep. yeah, absolutely true. the sound of eating is so gross. yo, dog, go back to the neolithic revolution, man. the dawn of the neolithic revolution. you will be... unhappy. alright, i'm gonna take cap'n.
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i don't just, i like driving for the most part. i'd rather walk, but it's kind of like impractical in 99% of situations where you're going somewhere until i get like a dmv in my backyard, i guess. no cap? kate, why do you not like driving? everything about driving, i hate it. you know, like going fast? that's the best part when you accelerate, man. open road, no cops around, check ways.
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i mean just to put an end cap on this because clearly we're not getting anywhere. kate can tell you the number of times, like pretty much every day i come to kate and i go, did you see the story in america where like somebody shot somebody else for asking them to put on a mask? this shit's crazy. i really wish people would wear a mask. why don't people wear a mask? i look, i'm a mask wearer. i encourage mask wearing.
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i have no clue. i can't argue with what ended up being on the screen. so close! it definitely does sound like... yeah, rhinestein. rhinestein. dude! did you hear that? you playing some zelda, kate? let's see. is it the legend of the minish cap, kate?
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i think we gotta stick with hematomesis. that's our other pill. moon? death. okay, yeah. i think we gotta stick with hematomesis. which, if we find our secret room, second secret room rather, could stand to give us a bunch of hp upgrades. i can't believe we're still rolling mom's toenail. kate's gonna shake her head. and she's not gonna be wrong is the thing. this is like the only trinket. oh no, we could have taken safety cap, which would have been better. watch battery or super magnet, whatever it's called. it was super magnet.
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and again, these are blog ads, not youtube ads. i don't know what the fuck they're showing in those these days. but it goes... the ad that i see... one that i showed kate that i got her laughing about a lot was one cure for baldness, you've gotta try it. so i took a screen cap on my phone of it. it was a man who's a norwood five. so he'd lost most of his hair and just had the horseshoe. and someone was pouring a bottle of coca cola classic onto his head.
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we at least gotta get kate to lock in so she can pitcher's duel. oh, he didn't actually grab it. he did. no, he got stuck in his knee cap. sorry, pitcher's not going anywhere. probably not going anywhere. oh, foul. little lucky, little lucky. man, i kind of wish i was one of those like that guy way back there, the foul line guy way, way at the back. he just gets to go like it's foul.
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and al will you show kate the matrixes so she doesn't say the second one is the best and the worst? possibly. what is it? where is your eu4 video? mathis had some in real life stuff that he had to take care of so we recorded sessions today instead of on friday like we normally do so there will be more coming soon. tomorrow, coming tomorrow. what shampoo do you use? come on man. you gotta throw a cap after that. salem the paradox mmo and town of salem are not the same game.
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oh, coins become spiders or maybe consumables become spiders? i don't know. you'd think for the number of times i've used this item and people have genuinely tweeted me many, many, many times in the past and been like, here's how it works, idiot. and i'm like, please don't call me that. only my wife gets to call me an idiot. and unless you're posting under an altar cap, that's not kate. i don't want it.
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as of july, the market cap is $4.415 trillion, but that's not as of today. as of today, the market cap is $3.2 trillion, man. see, i was talking to kate about market caps yesterday, and she told me that amazon had a $500 billion market cap, and i was like, yeah, maybe in like 1996. and then she said, that's what wikipedia said. and i said, they're not sending their best finance guys to wikipedia, okay?
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