Quotes about “kanye water bottle”
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look at, we're still getting coins, we're threading the needle on the bats. music's different in first place, this is a dream come true, dude. now, don't you hate it, it's like that kanye tweet about babysitting the water bottle. don't you hate it when you get a green shell and then you gotta babysit this green shell the whole time for the rest of the flight? luckily that ended up not being too relevant. it worked, my god. please, please, thank you. hit him again, let's go. yo, the song is so good.
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i was in the grocery store and this was like last year. i was trying, it's totally my own fault, i was trying to man mode like carrying a bunch of stuff because it wouldn't all fit in the one basket that i got and i'm like opposed to taking a cart unless i need one. just who needs that kind of hassle? you ever get a cart then you gotta babysit that cart the whole time and you're like man, kanye west's water bottle tweet. but uh,
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okay, so we'll take the bow with us. the only downside about having the moon challenge before the black market is we got to escort this bow with us, you know, like it's a water bottle on an airplane. if you know what i mean. like that kanye tweet, you know what i'm talking about. alright, so there's two minutes. two minutes gone. we know that we got child of the forest just a little lower. this run is also, and it's not horrible, but it is missing the
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but then again, we don't eat them. and then the problem is you only got two cup holders and four hands and now you gotta hold all these fucking two drinks, one bag of popcorn, one bag of skittles. it's like you've got a, you know the kanye west tweet that's like, you know, don't you hate it when you get on an airplane with a bottle of water and after you finish it, you like gotta escort the bottle of water? that's how i feel when i'm at the movies these days.
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brian, you're on water onto the plane? did i bring something to drink a little bit? see that kanye west tweet that was like, don't you hate when you bring a water bottle onto an airplane and then you gotta babysit that water bottle for the rest of the flight? i put it inside of my bag and if they're gonna get after my water, they're gonna have to go in my bag. probably noticed that. that doesn't bother me. i'd like to hear the announcement if the plane is crashing. i assure you they'll make announcements in every language about that one.
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but at that point the candy had become like a burden. like what am i supposed to... now i gotta spend the whole... you know the kanye tweet where he's like, now i gotta spend the rest of my flight babysitting this water bottle. it's like now because i've got the candy, i've got an obligation to like find someone who's most needy and then give them the candy. you know it's a whole... it's a whole thing that i don't really wanna... i don't wanna have to work with.
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or like when i am i gonna go over to them when we leave and i'll be like have a nice day or they're gonna be like, they're gonna come by me and be like have a nice day. i didn't know like but you know how like you have to that kanye tweet where he's like i hate when you bring a bottle of water on an airplane and then you finish it and you got to babysit the bottle of water for the whole flight.
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you wouldn't know shit about that. why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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why not get takeout at the airport? smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't close the tab! smartest thing that kanye west ever said. don't you hate when you get a water bottle on a flight and now you gotta babysit the water bottle the whole flight? i think about that every time i fly. i am not getting takeout at the restaurant and bringing it onto the airplane. why? because i got a five year old, a stroller,
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i made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1am that you said honey badger drinks when he wants. that's an all time classic. and i will say, and you don't have to hand it to him, but the kanye water bottle tweet is a work of art in the sense that i think about it every time i'm in the situation. whenever we're at the airport and kate is like, do you want to get some water before we get on? i'm like, no, because then i got to babysit the bottle of water the whole time.
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