Quotes about “just when i thought i was out”
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698.18
you think i can't find my own funny stuff on the internet that i'm actually interested in? you gotta show me some shit that you didn't even make, you just found it and thought it was humorous? and i gotta pretend to laugh so that you think you have good taste when actually i don't care? like that's... who the hell are you? i trained classically and contemporaneously. i walked bob dylan out on stage. no, like yeah, sure, i do that for my wife. but you waive your rights when you marry somebody to that. like, that's just part of the contract, you know?
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778.86
well we spent 7 cents when we had 12, so we gained 58 cents in one floor. that's kind of ridiculous. i'm happy. maybe some of this stuff will be patched out eventually, but for now i'm a big fan of humbling bundle. humble bundle, whatever it was called. i know what the humble bundle is by the way. i just thought it had a different name in this one. that's it, more keys. so we'll definitely visit our shop when we find it. we'll definitely visit our id oh, we'll definitely open that. oh my god!
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3654.060
lucian is freaking wearing splinter cell gear. yeah, that's really cool. that's pretty cool. could you just... do the pimping? i thought you were getting like... i thought the swat team was busting your door down for a second there. no, that's not part of my pitch. but yeah, go check me out. youtube.com slash rocklysmile. at rocklysmile on twitter so you know when i go live the next stream is going to be more bloodborne most likely unless i play some gta. and teespring.com slash rocklysmile shirts if you want to check out my t shirt. thanks very much. sweets. how about the u... uh... alpaca patrol?
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4313.52
what the heck? my god. look around for vents for a potential quick exit. okay, that's how we're gonna get out of here. it moved. me in college when my roommates thought i was dead from alcohol poisoning, but actually i just like sleeping on the tile floor of the bathroom next to the toilet. find time of death by analyzing the cadaver. okay, they got an entry wound here. this we would call this injury. and let's make that easy to spot.
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1980.28
short as possible? i hate when the shortest possible is two actually known actors. and the notable movie as well. son of a gun. you just took the wind out of my sails for what i thought was a pretty cracked three. isn't jonathan pryce the, um, he plays like the leader of the priory in game of thrones season five or whatever, season six? you gotta stop with the fake onlyfans ai blue check posting.
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4716.56
we brought me back just when i thought i was out. that was horrendous. that was horrible. that was... nothing about that went well. what the hell is gladiators by julius fuck?
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1006.20
every time someone watches it on tubi. i know just because you're if your grandfather owns a hotel company that doesn't make you a socialite by default. i thought a socialite was like the base case where when you wash out of other industries you're like okay now my job is a full time socialite.
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723.32
i should really take advantage of these periods when i get hit to just run in and like bash the shit out of them. that was 57 damage. one more hit like that will kill me. uh, that could have done it right there, i thought. that one will do it right there. we accidentally landed on the shot. that was not a good fight.
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2418.38
so i've been up since then and i don't feel great. i don't feel terrible though, you know, i got three out of five. it's crazy, artie used to wake me up like when the sun came up and now that she's kind of like an adult, she just waits for me. she's like, i'll sleep. what do you call a dog that's not a puppy? an adult? an adult? yeah, an adult dog. i never, i thought adult was like
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3255.98
infinity man, what are you talking about? i've never seen invincible. bro, when does counter strike 2 come out? i thought it was supposed to come out this summer. i want a no life counter strike 2. and by no life, i mean... play it three hours a stream. no, starfield is not gonna happen. and you should be thanking me. i'm not saying the game's gonna be bad. i'm just not your bethesda andy, okay? what if it's like new vegas? you guys are fucked up. you know that, right? like...
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