Quotes about "juror number"

They should call it 'second cryptic' (Miscellaneous)

Northernlion Wed Jan 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

2411.780 i haven't thought about this in a while. 6 7! whoo! barney supreme, the juror number two. obviously we'll be trying to connect via kevin o'leary. let's start with juror number two, man. but don't forget about the swankler. it's got to be jk simmons, burn after reading. oh shit, we're back. frances mcdormand. fargo. why am i here? frances mcdormand. nomadland. swanky. i just, it's a fargo connection too. don't think too hard about it. Search ↗
2483.480 what the heck? we should just take david strathairn next time, man. like aaron taylor johnson, you ever been in a movie with timothée chalamet? you ever been in nosferatu with nicholas aldus in juror number two? but that's not where we're going. we're going in the other direction. by the way, when i was away, i felt so proud of myself because that dude at the bald dude in black bag who's smoking the vape near the start of the movie, i was like, Search ↗

northkanda forever - Bits and Banter [02/19/2025]

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2481.60 turn off the lights, i can't bear to look at myself in the mirror. buddy, if you don't like what it's showing you, you gotta show it something different. stop calling me juror number four. if anything, the juror i would most like to be, juror number, well, i mean, it would be nice to be juror number eight, but i don't know if i'm that guy. within reason, juror number 11 is aspirational. Search ↗
2510.44 i mean, unfortunately i do think i've got a little of juror number two from 12 angry men in me and not just the hairstyle. you're really, you know the most insulting thing of all? we've been playing, we've been on this for almost 16 minutes and you're saying that i would be juror number seven. you really think given the opportunity for a principled yap session, i would be like let's get out of here and watch fucking baseball? are you stupid? have you been paying attention? Search ↗
2534.88 there's no sure. juror number seven is probably the second last juror i would be. the last is definitely the dude who's just really, really racist, who i believe is juror number 10. yes, dude, the rock would be a crazy juror number 10. and then like, sacha baron cohen, juror number 11. i was not born in this country. i mean, i guess he doesn't have to be borat, but stay in your lane, buddy. Search ↗
2569.20 the way we're treating this young man is very not nice. twelve different origin stories for each juror. i mean you laugh because it's the worst idea of all time but like i would definitely watch like a juror number four movie or no let me yeah yeah i would watch a juror number four movie for sure man. Search ↗

99% of trickshotters quit right before hitting their trickshot (Trickshot Simulator)

Northernlion Fri Feb 21 Watch on YouTube ↗

29.90 juror number one, high school football coach, reasonably principled but mostly concerned with just the machinations of being a jury foreman. juror number two, meek banker who grows a spine throughout. juror number three, ego driven to be the leader of the guilty cause. juror number four, votes guilty but is principled, just needs a little extra convincing. juror number five, mostly exists to show them how to do cool knife tricks. i mean we could do this all day. Search ↗
61.20 juror number six, just a working man. juror number seven just wants to watch his baseball game. juror number eight is henry fonda. juror number nine is an old guy. he's probably 47 years old because the movie was made in 1957. i mean, we could do this all day. we could do this all day. and to be fair, we may do this all day. we may do this all day. Search ↗
94.62 when the dude who said he doesn't sweat had to wipe his brow. yes, dude. when chad juror number seven finally... you're right, i gotta move my camera so you can see my inventory. when chad juror number seven finally fixes the one six inch diameter fan in the enormous room on the hottest day of the year and everybody starts to feel some relief, that's cinema, man. in 1957, that was like cranking the ac up to maximum. Search ↗
2289.56 kim's convenience? kim's convenience been off the air for years, man. that's why i'm so confused. shang chi will return in shang chi and the legends of the eleven rings. of course you wouldn't understand shit about cbc gem, would you? no, no, no. i shouldn't be surprised, man. what's your stance on juror number two? are you talking about juror number two, the movie, which i hear is good, or juror number two, the juror in 12 angry men? Search ↗
4924.50 i mean that's basically it. he was juror number two. well they got the same hairline and i can say that so that makes sense to me. he was the yellow m&m. yeah man. he's invincible. i was talking about like real art not anime. whatever. fuck you. i'm coming around on the anime fans because someone in the peloton discord said Search ↗
9806.64 plus, it's 94 minutes long and it's captivating. eleven angry dudes, one based guy. excuse me, there's more than one based guy. i know we went through this before. juror eight is obviously based. juror two, i don't know if i'd say based, but i don't have like a huge problem with him. juror number four is still based. he just had a higher burden of proof than some of the other individuals. juror number eleven, the watchmaker, is also based. Search ↗
9841.06 juror 985. okay, i like that. i like that. anyone ever said that before? is jeremy elbertson in the chat? what was the chatters name again? jeremiah elbertson. juror number seven is kind of based. he just wanted to watch baseball. well, here's the thing. i think it's okay to be like, hey, let's just get out of here. the yankees are playing cleveland. but it's you even if that's the case, you have to vote not guilty. Search ↗
9885.20 you can be like, let's wrap this shit up not guilty, but you can't be like, let's wrap this shit up. give the kid the chair. that's too far. if the baseball game takes priority, you got to acquit. if you're going to see a hit, you must acquit. it rhymes. ergo, it must be true. definitely my strat if i get jury duty, i'm gonna play so many games on my phone. well, you're not gonna play tic tac toe like juror number 12 and juror number three piss me off. they're playing with the man's life, man. no respect for the decorum or nothing. Search ↗
10048.00 we, the men of the jury, find the defendant guilty of first degree murder and the next scene is him... the end. yep, they still found him guilty. they gave him the chair. my bad, y'all. no, he's not on the sybian. this is a man's life, man. this isn't the howard stern show. unless... juror number eight on the fucking joe rogan podcast? Search ↗
10150.52 anyway, juror number one does look like the have you seen this man poster. he does, man. he fucking does. he's got the thick ass eyebrows and the thinning hair. millions of people have dreamed this man's face. have you ever dreamt this man? yes, dude. but he's given that fucking speech halfway through the movie. oh, i haven't told you yet. i'm a professional dream, haunter. Search ↗

mod_nixon - Bits and Banter [02/18/2025]

Librarian Fri Feb 21 Watch on YouTube ↗

71.08 you already talk about 12 angry men? i've been live for 45 seconds so we've already covered 12 angry men. has anyone heard of this movie before? a little underrated 1957 classic, 12 angry men. it's too late, i've already depicted you as the emotional juror number three and me as the reasonable juror number 10. who's number six? number six i believe is the working man. number six is the guy who's like, yeah i don't know anything about all that, i'm just something of a working man. Search ↗
100.84 he has like three lines in the whole movie. who does number two work for? i can answer this one. i just watched the movie. he works for the bank. he did that shit, right? yeah, yeah, i think he did. i do believe based on the evidence that's presented in the movie, i do think that that dude did that shit. that being said, juror number eight made a compelling case throughout the film that there was a reasonable doubt. i think he would have convinced me for sure. Search ↗
129.80 he only said it like 50 times. it's possible! i'm not saying i believe that he didn't do it, i'm just saying i don't necessarily believe that he did. juror number seven. juror number seven, he's a little, um, you know, i mean, i don't think... he... you know what? in my head, 90% of people that i see are basically juror number seven. Search ↗
152.22 just put the man in the chair, mate. he's starting in 90 minutes. just put the cap on his head, mate. wait, maybe juror 10 is not the reasonable one. juror 11 is the reasonable one. juror number 10 is the dude who, like, hates italian people, right? my bad. the guy who is so racist that even in 1957, like, all the other guys are like, can you please stop being so racist, please? Search ↗
183.14 even juror number three is like, just chill man, just chill. you'd be four. what's wrong with being juror number four, man? juror number four is, he's a reasonable man. juror number four, he voted guilty for a long time but he fucking mogs juror number 12 who's just like, votes guilty and then is like, whatever, i'll vote not guilty if you guys want me to. juror number four has a fucking, he's got a backbone, he just takes a little bit of extra convincing. Search ↗
240.46 juror number one, high school football coach, reasonably principled but mostly concerned with just the machinations of being a jury foreman. juror number two, meek banker who grows a spine throughout. juror number three, ego driven to be the leader of the guilty cause. juror number four, votes guilty but is principled, just needs a little extra convincing. juror number five, mostly exists to show them how to do cool knife tricks. i mean, we could do this all day. Search ↗
271.22 juror number six, just a working man. juror number seven just wants to watch his baseball game. juror number eight is henry fonda. juror number nine is an old guy. he's probably 47 years old because the movie was made in 1957. i mean we could do this all day. we could do this all day. when the dude who said he doesn't sweat had to wipe his brow. yes, dude. Search ↗
299.72 when chad juror number seven finally fixes the one six inch diameter fan in the enormous room on the hottest day of the year and everybody starts to feel some relief, that's cinema man. in 1957 that was like cranking the ac up to maximum. justin tucker still your goat? justin tucker? oh my goat, i don't want my goat to get old. Search ↗
4698.32 eleven angry dudes, one based guy. excuse me, there's more than one based guy. i know we went through this before. juror eight is obviously based. juror two, i don't know if i'd say based, but i don't have like a huge problem with him. juror number four is still based. he just had a higher burden of proof than some of the other individuals. juror number eleven, the watchmaker is also based. juror nine, eight, five. okay, i like that. i like that. anyone ever said that before? Search ↗
4728.64 juror number seven is kind of based. he just wanted to watch baseball. well, here's the thing. i think it's okay to be like, hey, let's just get out of here. the yankees are playing cleveland. but if that's the case, you have to vote not guilty. you can be like, let's wrap this shit up not guilty. but you can't be like, let's wrap this shit up, give the kid the chair. that's too far. if the baseball game takes priority, you got to acquit. if you're going to see a hit, you must acquit. it rhymes. ergo, it must be true. Search ↗
4842.56 we, the men of the jury, find the defendant guilty of first degree murder and the next scene is him... the end. yep, they still found him guilty. they gave him the chair. no, he's not on the sybian. this is a man's life, man. this isn't the howard stern show. juror number eight on the fucking joe rogan podcast. you think he did it? Search ↗
4914.58 juror number one does look like the have you seen this man poster. he does man. he fucking does. he's got the thick ass eyebrows and the thinning hair. millions of people have dreamed this man's face. have you ever dreamt this man? yes, dude. Search ↗

Sometimes it's best not to say what's on your mind (Trickshot Simulator)

Northernlion Sat Feb 22 Watch on YouTube ↗

5644.56 turn off the lights, i can't bear to look at myself in the mirror. buddy, if you don't like what it's showing you, you gotta show it something different. let's put the chip in the cap, man. stop calling me juror number four. if anything, the juror i would most like to be, juror number, well, i mean, it would be nice to be juror number eight, but i don't know if i'm that guy. within reason, juror number 11 is aspirational and Search ↗
5690.54 i mean, unfortunately, i do think i've got a little of juror number two from 12 angry men in me and not just the hairstyle. you're really you know, the most insulting thing of all we've been playing where we've been on this for almost 16 minutes. and you're saying that i would be juror number seven. you really think given the opportunity for a principled yap session, i would be like, let's get out of here and watch fucking baseball. are you stupid? have you been paying attention? Search ↗
5719.04 there's no sure juror number seven is probably the second last juror i would be the last is definitely the dude who's just really really racist who i believe is juror number 10. hold back on this bro it's a good movie anyway ocean's 12 angry men honestly i don't i don't think that they the 12 angry men could work well enough together to Search ↗
5766.08 commit a heist like that, especially in ocean's 11. they might have been able to do it because andy garcia didn't really see it coming. but with him already primed to know that that shit was coming. there's no shot that i mean, juror number three is going to fuck it up for everybody's too emotional. every business major's favorite movie. dlguiga we weren't talking about glengarry glen ross and the wolf of wall street. okay. be serious. dlguiga how many classmates did you have? Search ↗
5794.76 that got in the business school because of the wolf of wall street. i guess business school and finance are two different things. forgive me for conflating them. wolf of wall street isn't a finance movie. counterpoint, it is if you're stupid. your response? not bad. how would you cast it now? oh, dude, okay, i'm thinking 12 angry men 2025. oscar isaac as jury foreman. juror number two, michael stuhlbarg. Search ↗
5865.74 juror number three definitely a nicolas cage type juror number four i'm thinking about juror number four maybe adrian brody juror number five let's go with like sterling k brown juror number six juror number six that's a tough one can i say um uh maybe jason biggs maybe a rare Search ↗
5898.52 dramatic turn from jason biggs or yeah, jason biggs. juror number seven. i gotta think about this. juror number seven. ah, whatever the bits run its course. they should remake it though. maybe like add 30 minutes onto it for no reason and get like a licensed soundtrack and breakable sets. it was remade? did they run out of like korean movies to remake? they had to go back to the american ones? Search ↗
5945.10 that would be, dude, i would totally support it if they remade it but kept it black and white. that would be sick. they've remade it like four times, but they made it like perfect the first time. yes, dude, the rock would be a crazy juror number ten. and then like sasha baron cohen, juror number eleven. i was not born in this country. i mean, i guess he doesn't have to be borat, but stay in your lane, buddy. Search ↗
5991.02 the way we're treating this young man is very not nice. we take those 12 different origin stories for each juror. i mean you laugh because it's the worst idea of all time but like i would definitely watch like a juror number four movie or no let me yeah yeah i would watch a juror number four movie for sure man. yes you're right in the room it doesn't have no ac it has no wi fi and they're all losing their fucking minds Search ↗
7239.48 i think someone was trying to do the nfl blitz announcer voice. it really is explosion sound. it's like, philadelphia! i had to change the city name to make it my own. philadelphia versus baltimore. he got lit up! fuck you baltimore. okay fucking juror number seven asshole. Search ↗
7996.54 i searched juror number three and it gave me a james patterson book. i don't know how to answer that. i don't know how to read. you ever get scared? yeah, turbulence bad enough that they turn on the seatbelt sign, especially now. no, not really. but like fear. there's like rational fear and irrational fear, right? i used to be scared about flying. and then i flew enough that i was no longer scared about flying. Search ↗

northernlion's labor theory of value - Bits and Banter [07⧸31⧸2025]

Librarian Sun Aug 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

2316.940 really, dilly doo. i don't know what i'm trying to say. i was gonna say it's stunning that they haven't seen the franchise potential in 12 angry men yet. because there's 12 jurors who are all fairly well characterized. doesn't the american movie going audience want to know why juror number two is so Search ↗
2342.080 machiavellian? why juror number 12 is so laissez faire about the carriage of justice? like what? oh, it's an on cinema at the cinema bit. all right, i'll stop. i'll stop. but that's smart. that's a good bit. it's a good bit because it highlights a little something about the culture we live in, i think. and such as many us americans don't have maps. they should make a female led version of it. they already did. ocean's 8. Search ↗

You gotta be flicking me (complimentary) (Flick Shot Rogues)

Northernlion Sat Aug 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

3200.380 we're going juror number six on this shit. i literally don't even care if i take a little bit of damage as long as i end up in this beautiful spot right here. i'm saying it's possible. worth. insNLy worth. which one was that? you gotta be careful. juror number six might be the one who was like, let's just give him the chair. i got a baseball game to get to. juror number eight is the one who said it's possible. that's right. that's right. saved. Search ↗
3680.060 really, dilly doo. i don't know what i'm trying to say. i was gonna say it's stunning that they haven't seen the franchise potential in 12 angry men yet. because there's 12 jurors who are all fairly well characterized. doesn't the american movie going audience want to know why juror number two is so Search ↗
3705.200 machiavellian? why juror number 12 is so laissez faire about the carriage of justice? like what? oh, it's an on cinema at the cinema bit. all right, i'll stop. i'll stop. but that's smart. that's a good bit. it's a good bit because it highlights a little something about the culture we live in, i think. and such as many us americans don't have maps. i'm not taking damage off that. they should make a female led version of it. they already did. ocean's 8. Search ↗

Birdwatching...I get it now (Miscellaneous)

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4732.000 it's like designed to tease you, but just look at the physics of it. how could you do it? you have to squeeze through straight up and then it's going to push you straight down. it can't be done. it can't be done. this is the nightmare shot though. unless you're good. i'm saying it's possible. that's so true if juror number eight was playing kind of hard golf. this is juror number seven, i think, now that i think about it. this is in before. juror number eight is the nazi. Search ↗
4770.640 juror number eight is the guy that was wearing the hitler youth outfit in the movie. fuck! worst case scenario, juror number eight was the, he's the old guy with the crazy zoom in shot on his head. sorry, i got it confused with jojo rabbit for a minute there. that was crazy. top 4%, bro? i'm getting good at kinda hard golf. is this mr. new pc? that's me, mr. new pc. townswomen wanting directions turned up for debate. Search ↗

I kinda miss the chip and the cap (Trickshot Simulator)

Northernlion Sun Feb 23 Watch on YouTube ↗

5126.86 so maybe, i don't know, maybe i missed out on the greatest therapist of all time. i do need a juror number six type therapist for sure. or let, well actually i don't think i need a therapist right now but if i ever need one again i wouldn't mind having like a juror number seven therapist. maybe get some free baseball tickets out of it or whatever. i don't want a juror number 10 therapist no no no. hannibal lecter was a therapist? yeah yeah you could tell from his table side manner. what about juror number nine? literally would probably fall asleep in the chair. Search ↗

Quotes about “juror number”