Quotes about “jurgen klopp”
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he shoots a gun in the mask. this is literally what jurgen klopp's teeth look like in the travago ad, by the way, if you haven't seen it. i refuse to believe that they did not use ai generated teeth in his mouth in the ad. something's not right. he knows jurgen klopp now? you have to check travago. he says it like that. he says it like... he's talking like hannibal lecter in the ad, man. he's got implants? well, they only show him, like, from the neck up, so i don't know anything about that.
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also, old guy that looks like somebody i've seen before. i don't know why. apparently it's jurgen klopp, ex liverpool manager. and you're such a big fan of football that i imagine... that's crazy. he's so familiar. i don't know why. maybe he was in something. oh damn, apollo. did you just take out a whole squad? you know, sometimes... one man ref game's alright. oh, down on blue?
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it's john wayne and that other guy who i think is dean martin, what did i tell you? it's rami malek and jj abrams. it's leonardo dicaprio. my man is looking at his phone that's cheating just for the record. this is will smith, will sith. it's gary oldman. that's jurgen klopp, not jj abrams. my bad, my bad. this is that british guy, steven. steven
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