Quotes about “julius caesar”
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okay, that's a different story. it's still slavery! also, slaves throughout history were also paid a wage. that part is true. yes it is. you know when julius caesar came back from conquering gaul? he just gave everybody in the army one slave each. my shoes aren't $100. it's like extremely fucked up when you think about it, right?
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nobody's gonna take happen 2000 years ago. nobody. oh, i don't want to go in on that that julius caesar bit i don't want to get political the perfect song to hum on the toilet sitting on the toilet or oompa loompa song read a history book honestly straight up don't try to shame me for saying it. you also watch hardcore history. we learned something from the same source we should be bonding not tearing each other apart mmm exactly
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there's a story that's like, i don't know, likely apocryphal, i would guess. but julius caesar was captured by pirates when he was like 16 and he told the pirates, he was like, hey guys, i just want to let you guys know that i'm going to come back and crucify you all. and they all laughed at him and said, haha, oh this silly, silly rich kid.
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i'm not saying burgers are going to zero, man. i'm just saying that i think they're overbought. i think there's a burger bubble. and it's stayed irrational longer than i can stay solvent, okay? but i think we're in a huge burger bubble. and it's been going on since before i got here, but... and it just keeps inflating more. anyway, i don't know. terry camillieri, maybe he played julius caesar or something in bill and ted's excellent adventure.
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no, we're not doing this. i'm just making sure the curse is working, you know? oh yeah, we have that power. are you thinking of vercingetorix? the librarian of dolls? vercingetorix? the fuck is that? he's the he's the the gaulish leader who, uh, julius caesar defeated. oh, frig. frig! frig!
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well, tomatoes, they and when julius caesar returned from gallia, he said, bring me your finest vegetables and baked bread products. i would like to make a salad, and thus the caesar salad was born. wow, that's huge! i had no idea. huge! ooooh, he's done it! that uhh... oh my god! did you see that? that was amazing!
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uh... well, i forgot the first name of pompey, because it's a different pompey than... well, anyway, it's pompey... pompey! pompey! pompey magna and then, uh, and then gaius julius caesar. come on, you can just call him caesar. i just wanted to say the whole game, because it's fun. we need to call him gaius julius caesar. i'm the lost! don't make me into the lost! shaft! holy shit.
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norman cantor, but the fact that you got eaten is crazy to me. what are you talking about? where fig leaves first came into fashion. what was your ass typing? rome? those aren't fig leaves, bro. those are like laurels or like olive branches or fucking togas and shit. rome? people, years ago, people were walking around with like a little leaf over their wedding tackle. what are you talking about? julius caesar walking outside with a little fig leaf over his twig and berries. what are you talking about?
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now i gotta i'm getting stream sniped in every area of my life, man. this is what julius caesar must have felt like. play versus weekly, start. leave versus start. oh. riot gary's big naturals? what the hell? they're talking about the cavs? there's nothing natural about those, brother. i was thinking last night, why does my phone make a shutter noise when i take a picture? that's because you live in japan, from what i've heard.
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damn dude, even george washington knew not to fuck with florida. i guess it was like a spanish thing back then or whatever. say that again. maryland and pennsylvania too. that's crazy. that's crazy dude. you're crazy for that one. i don't know about this one. sort these figures by the year they were born starting with the most recent. well cleopatra is really old. she's from like zero. and then julius caesar. julius caesar's
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yeah, kind of a problematic age gap here with cleopatra and caesar. i didn't know there was a 31 year age difference there, man. that's kind of crazy. holy cow. i mean, am i doing the math right or is she 69 years older than him? because this is like bc. the numbers work like backwards or something. because she lived to be like... she died when she was 39. julius caesar is great, man. you know, if you make it to 56, you're beating julius caesar at least. how did he die?
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mark, i think he just died. i think he put out like his my beautiful dark twisted fantasy and then he had the good sense to retire after that point onwards. by retired do you mean die? yeah, but it was the roman days. that's how most people retired. they knew how to do it, you know, they knew how to end it on top. julius caesar went out on top. wow. well, on the bottom of a large pile of assassins. took out on top. yeah. yeah, took out on top. that's interesting. what's your favorite? what's something do you grind like a certain historical
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