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think if a mermaid gives you a bj. it's called a cj. s e a. oh ho ho! and well done. i thought it was like the next in the stage of letters, so it was not the b but the c. yeah, you know like every fantasy creature has its own letter of the alphabet for the kind of blowjob they would give you. minotaurs are an mj. no, that's michael jordan. no, if michael jordan gives you a blowjob it's called an airman j.
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all of my preference used to be based on characters i like to play as an nba jam tournament edition when i was like 13. okay. so like miami heat? wow, okay. so we're talking like alonzo mourning. oh yeah. you're a big alonzo mourning guy. oh, they don't come bigger than this. i always found that what happened is you'd be like, you'd boot up nba jam tournament edition, you'd be like, shotgun bulls! and then you'd be like, wait, there's no michael jordan. and then you'd be like, shotgun knicks, i guess?
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i tried to over blast it. i'm trying so hard for you right now it's not working fudge monkey. no, i have no boost. it's all falling apart. this is our vulnerable time. this is my time of need. cash cab one versus the whole team. this is when we do it. i'm seriously giving you my 110 right now. it's not good enough. you know, i'll tell jordan that's no problem telling us how we do it.
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alright. alright. oh i just dropped, yeah okay that's not gonna work for me ever really. sloppy! is that jordan ramsay? that's crazy. that's dunkey! things are gonna get a little slopppy! that could be a movie character.
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i don't even mean that as an insult. it's just an observation. that's why i tweeted that they should do a crossover episode where on your tail people visit beach city. they've already crossed over starring jordan edwards. yeah, knock me up here. thanks. i didn't really mean to do that to be totally honest with you, but it happened just the same. you dick! you knocked my firework back into me. tell rob to play pocket mortys. i want to actually. i won't do it.
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hey everybody, welcome to the northern line live super show the wednesday, february 3rd, 2016 edition. i as always am your host, northern line, jordan white as team co host, rockleysmile. hey everybody, welcome back for another show. hi. and don't forget that it is wednesday. we got cobalt street joining us. i'm back. fresh off of pax.
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josh, we gotta work together here. what do you think? i'm doing like a little over four. how many stand a little over three? that's gotta be too hard, right? i'm gonna do two and three quarters and then you adjust. ready? you know michael jordan's number?
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yep. hit it as the last digit. slightly over two and three quarters will get you there. right on the last digit of michael jordan. two and three quarters? just a little over it. a little past two and three quarters. you betrayed me. what are you talking about? you gotta hit it at three! that's what i did. oh, you fucked it then. you fucked it. stop fucking it so much. josh! nick, you were the yes! the dreamer i've always wanted to live with! we're in! oh man, that's good. this is a triumph!
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that's the shorts you ever wear wet denim it fucking sucks dude dude wet denim. where is you yeah? that's true your legs your legs they conform to the shape of the jorts not the other way around i don't know what a jordan is an actual so jean short man you've never lived where you motherfucker. oh
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well he wasn't. was shaq in space jam? no. shaq was clearly not in space jam. shaq was not in space jam. yeah, you're the adults michael jordan. oh. you probably take michael jordan over shaq. he said, let me show you something. you go michael jordan over shaq. and then he did like the worst thing dunk ever is great. yeah.
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steven ash is retired, so you don't take him at all anymore. you take him to the golf course. oh, so we're taking like moderns, like we're taking michael jordan at like 50. michael jordan can still kick your ass one on one. i mean yeah he could, but i mean if we're talking like lebron versus mj, i would take like modern lebron versus modern mj. oh hole in one! oh i almost got that in two. i dunked it right in the butthole. that's nice. we got a spreadsheet nick. no, no spreadsheets here, i never needed them.
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alright, that was a dunk. no, but your mathematics, reasoning, logic, english, all that stuff is up there for sure. i can word good. yeah, you can word good. that's for sure, but spatial reasoning is... but your recall is off the charts. yeah, on iq tests though. they're like, hey, who is the actor from crossing jordan? and you go, oh, that's rebecca gayhard.
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magic mike was that a movie where little bow out puts on michael jordan sneakers and becomes michael jordan? no, that was the mike like i mike lay mike like ike yeah, okay mike and likes mike mike and likes i can mike's yeah mike like i some mics and what am i even say wayne's world? wayne's world is not alliterative. i only ever seen wayne's world sweet. how is it not i?
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oh, i don't trust this one. i made it, okay. oh, i made it. you passed me in the tube somehow. i just suddenly bounced as i fucking got off the... what was that about? you got voipped. that's bull hockey is what that is. bulls can't play hockey. i believe it's horse hockey. tell that to michael jordan. tell that to you. good rate. is it in you? is it in you? mj. the flu game.
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is that like a rocky version of michael caine? this is just michael jordan. michael caine, michael jordan, rocky. i don't get it. hey scotty. shoot me a pass, i'm gonna get a basket.
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