Quotes about “johnny knoxville”
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i know you might watch my videos and assume that the hedgehog is an easy path to having fun. it's very extreme, okay? it's like a johnny knoxville tv show i can't say because the video will get demonetized because it has the a word in it. okay? do not try this at home. we are trained professionals. you don't want to know the injuries i've suffered running hedgehog builds. psychic and otherwise. i would absolutely add a microbe to the team. we have a problem. it overrides our equipment. however...
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and i'll be honest he was dirty. in that movie he was dirty. and he was kind of, well i don't know if i'd say he's a bad grandpa in the movie. it's kinda hard to be a bad grandpa when your son is like 28 years old. like your grandfatherly duties are not that robust when your grandson's that age. you're just kinda two dudes hanging out. now johnny knoxville, johnny knoxville was a bad grandpa. he was a very bad grandpa.
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that's what i seem to recall is that they're so insNLy good at posting on forums that everyone on the internet is like, let's follow this person to the end of the earth. it's crazy, man. it's a good book. it's an interesting book. not a big fan of the guy writing it, i suppose, but 61 million week two, probably not a transformers if i had to guess. starring johnny knoxville. 2013 is post
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mark wahlberg, mila kunis and olga kirilenko is begging for a remake. it's one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my entire life. let's run it back. i think max payne should be played by johnny knoxville and it should be shot in the style of like a hardcore henry instead of being like a weird melodrama. it should be just like non stop slow mo like jumping out of hallways and lighten up rooms full of enemies.
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and yeah, played by johnny knoxville but voiced by chris pratt. absolutely, sorry i forgot about that part. and the bad guy can be played by jack black and it could be animated by illumination studios. that's a recipe for a 10 out of 10 on imdb. you're absolutely right. would you play among us with elon musk? honestly, i don't know at this point in my life. this is not a knock on among us, okay? it's just not my tempo. i don't know, even if you were like,
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2009.78
flat pepe? dude! oh my word. look at the arrows! his name is the same as the one from jackass, yes. and for a while i thought it was him. but apparently it's not. he aged poorly. well, they're getting older, right? how old... johnny knoxville's gotta be approaching his 50s. i'm sure, yeah.
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like not enough money from at least a western standpoint to justify getting kicked in the testicles at least. probably, i mean if you're like a like steve o or johnny knoxville those guys are probably at least pulling six figures. i'm hoping at least. maybe they just do it for the love of the game. alright so we should be able to pick up a lot of spirit hearts here. this is still like borderline un loosable run. what i have to do to make, oh you know what we can do? next time the foot comes down let's run into it. we got a little contact damage from uh...
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probably go in the grip of terror making talk to me and then probably take it straight back to miranda oh, she's not in the behind the scenes now. i've really lost give me the director jesus okay. well, there's a way out. give me dave england to like jackass 4.5 to johnny knoxville to the dukes of hazzard and
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this is pre covid obviously, but like when irl streaming took off, what it really struck me as is like just multiplying the number of tom greens out there by like, you know, a factor of 10,000. like instead of having one or two, you had like one, uh, you know, johnny knoxville and steve o sort of situation, then you had like, you know, one tom green. now there were like a
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you ever wanna put on like johnny knoxville's old man makeup and then go win one of those races where like 800 year olds sprint against each other? yes. dude that was so you would do would not it takes like it takes them like four minutes to get across the finish line. it would be better though if you were like an amazing. i'm going straight for the world record. i don't care. you don't give a frick.
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you're going bad, lieutenant. see, i'm not a big fan of that. i was hoping that would just kill you, but i got lifelines to burn. hi, tomo! the irishman. can y'all take dirty grandpa? representing two different sides of robert de niro's late career coin? jackass 3d? it's not a spike jonze movie. this is not johnny knoxville, bro. you really think robert de niro's in the johnny knoxville movie? come on. robert de niro fucking kill shot. let me think.
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