Quotes about “john cena”
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sliced his tendon while i was doing the suplex! john cena. that was a stylish way to get the finisher done there. by the way, like i did your bidding. you finally you're a slave just like us! hey, i did what you asked. you've finally become one of us. follow matoranok. oh, he's going.
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maybe the ingest server didn't accept exactly it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey it didn't accept my stream yeah, it's like you're live and you're you're sending us your shit but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like they're just collecting it like hoarders. yeah i don't want them to do that you really shouldn't honestly you should write to john carnage and ask him about it you should write the john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme potato salad oh
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he's like, john cena is every meme. i, kate and i, look it's no secret, we've been playing a lot of magic the gathering. every time we go to like a local game store and play, i hear someone sing the john cena theme. john cena's theme! yeah, at like multiple different stores. they'll be like, and for turn three i tap two mana and, oh it's john cena's music! the first time i was like, oh it's like endearing. and now i'm just like, fuck. maybe they're all witwick's fans.
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it starts sounding like the price is right theme if you do it too much. you know what i'm saying? i think i'm gonna just try to make it more uncomfortable and they'll be like, that's john cena's music! i'll just start singing like happy birthday or something. and then they'll be like, that's not john cena's music. and i'll be like, well, yeah john, you think john cena's never had a birthday?
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i don't believe that that's actually good. but i wanna believe. can i show you a little secret here? i hope it's still in the game, it's been a while. it's called john cena's gym bag. a lot of people don't know about it, it contains many, many useful materials endorsed by the man himself. various fruit juices and other supplemental mats. there it is, they left it in! john cena's gym bag.
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it's got an ac adapter, some russian chocolates, and an mre. god bless you, sir. goodbye. they saw me. they saw me go into john cena's gym location. i saw him. he threw a grenade at me. goodbye. nope. cardboard box, baby. flash the light. morse code for sos. no. i'm dead. well, that's day three of the golden goblet.
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oh my god, it's john's finger! cena! that's my finger! who's there? get it? dude, me and that guy, we pummeled each other. you pummeled john cena? before or after bumblebee? he was in bumblebee? oh dude, he played bumblebee. oh shit. i stole your card, dumbass.
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you know nothing? northernlion? pretty much, yeah. and i think that is the character that's around. but i don't know what character that is, i just spend too much time on the internet. you haven't seen game of thrones? i've seen like season one and i haven't seen anything else. you should read the books. ah man, nobody's got time for that these days. have you been to the subreddit for jon snow? i have not been to the subreddit for jon snow. have you been to the subreddit for john cena? no, no. but the subreddit for jon snow is things jon snow knows.
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i don't know. i keep found like, i click somewhere and then i keep walking in that direction because i'm just not used to the controls. yeah, it takes a little while. a roomba quickly shrugs off the john cena comment. i don't know, i don't, you have this tendency to pull names and places out of thin air. john cena. i don't know what you talked about. he's a professional wrestler. oh, right. i knew that. do you think you can resurrect these, uh, no you can't.
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john cena's canadian john cena is canadian. is he really? yeah our national anthem i'm gonna start refined still. where are you dan? he's stuck in the hole. what all you is the whole level is holes the big hole i don't know what that means. so i will come to rescue you just walked over this one here with the water in it yes, and what do you need one zelda ladder? oh
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now you're over here doing bumblebee with john cena acting alongside an animatronic robot and then later in the trailer the robot plays never gonna give you up by rick astley and i said that's where i draw the line this movie's gonna be garbage and then i saw the second trailer. i felt so smug and assured of myself. we will still take it we could probably trade our trinket out now. i felt so smug and assured of myself like all was right in the world i saw the second trailer
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and in that trailer, instead of john cena being like a hardened military colonel, he actually seems like the movie is self aware that it's silly. and i'm not saying he's like a jester or anything along those lines, but he's like aware of the fact that the movie is, you know, for kids i guess is a good way to describe it. or at least it's kind of fluff. not in a bad way.
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john see don't even get me started on john cena jr. all right sure helmet kruger from the hitman series welcome nine days nine hours this is perfect now next thing very important make sure everybody has a weapon so daniel you get that everybody's got to have a good weapon bear taffy do we have a pcs that lets us move more yet? no that's okay, though
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well, the more units that marry her, i suppose. let's throw in john cena jr. there. well, what does nick have? can we throw john cena jr. in on top here? no. alright, so i think we take nick out of the equation. i still think sharpshooters are better when they're being babysat a little. so i'm a little scared about this mission. it's very much like a hobbled together kind of like melange of an a squad and a b squad combined. but we're gonna try. start the infiltration. hey, get out of here, ufo. zero days, eight hours. not gonna happen.
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yeah, he's already been there. oh, yeah, well the second time around maybe you'll be better you know you know the expression act like you've been there before he doesn't need to because he's already been there before he's done it literally. i mean his name is john elway. it's it's on the back of the jersey name is john elway okay, you can get all leave now. i don't get it. what was that? i'm gonna be john cena, but what's john cena john john cena mean john cena's meme john john cena me dot me
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is that where you go to the website and take a picture of your face and puts you on john cena's body? puts you on john cena's balls. yeah, so that was my weekend. that's why i cheered for denver. denver won, but i wasn't like, fuck you carolina. the carolina quarterback seemed really sad. and i was like...
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you're the you're the guy who's looking for your suitcase, but your suitcase is not fucking there because it just got thrown down the the ramparts. yeah, there's two bags man. that's craig finn as craig finn fully embraced the the male pattern baldness i honestly think this is more like patrick alveen ex general manager of the vancouver canucks at the hotel georgia right now trying to he's having a francis ha moment trying to figure out where he's gonna go from here john cena. oh
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