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it should be 10 times bigger than that. searches is always hard to tell, man. i mean, the more popular someone is, the more people know about him. so like everyone knows about ryan reynolds. dude, globe and mail fucking had a takedown of ryan reynolds in their toronto international film festival roundup. they were talking about how he was there promoting the john candy documentary. i like me, the john candy documentary.
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that was good. you watched some dance stream the other day? possibly, yeah. it's pretty unhinged. there's just something said that made me laugh a lot and i don't think he intended it to be funny. but he was asking about was it john and candy like an actor? oh, i was watching that part, yeah. yeah, well did you see the part where he was like, how did he die and chad was like... i was hoping you were going to bring that up because i was like, come on man, you're going to make us type it?
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how did he die? how did john candy die? didn't he die at like age 40 or something? john candy, a heart attack? why did he have a heart attack? well, i don't know if it was after that when he said, like, incredulately, why did he have a heart attack? i know! i'm like, it's a suicide pass, man.
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two, i always feel like a weird name droppy guy. i'd be like, well, that's my friend. i'm friends with john candy sun. and he's a great guy. oh, wow. yeah. so sorry about that. i was like, ah, fuck. and i had to leave for a minute. then all of a sudden he's a bear! fozzy's a bear! oh, he's a... yes! fozzy bear! it is fozzy the bear. oh, i was missing my mind. he might be a cool gay dude too, but i think that would be my point. waka waka, right? kaka kaka.
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indignities that are happening to me, i think the funnier it is. you're absolutely right, i'm falling up. i'm falling up, i might volunteer. after work today, i might volunteer. i'll head down to the soup kitchen. i can ladle with my strong hand. i really feel like you gotta laugh. like if we were in planes, trains, and automobiles, you know, there's two kinds of people in the world. there's steve mardens and then there's john candies. i think i would start as a steve martin and by the end i would be john candy. which, by the way, is kind of the arc that happens to
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one pair of candy lips and their bubblegum tongues. like the rolling stones. it's actually john mayer who's a little bit more artistic than the rolling stones. that's a matter of opinion. fuck. didn't see that knee coming up. i don't really know what to think about that one, but i guess we'll do one more. that may be a little disappointing, wasn't it? alright, step one, you always go for the full body fuck.
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wait what? did you guys hear my dog's barking? sorry. yes. wait, your dog's name is frank? yeah. that's a really good name for a dog. that is a really good name, i like it. it's a top notch name. you like trash? john candy. do you guys know where i'm going with this one at least? yeah, no i totally get it. okay, okay. let's draw a zone. just need the letter, that's all i needed.
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is the leader of canada? wrong, bitch. queen elizabeth. that's a trick question. it goes god, queen elizabeth, whoever our governor general is, then justin trudeau. no, then john candy and then justin trudeau. right. the specter of john candy, justin trudeau.
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it's all about context. and next is... what's lurking under your bed when you sleep? the bourgeoisie or the ghost of john candy? why are you so obsessed with john candy, man? look, i voted for the last john candy. i don't know if i could do it again. is it his birthday or something? did you watch cool runnings last night?
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john candy is too fat. that's the real question, ryan. i got nothing against john candy. why do you hate john candy? he's getting a lot of attention today. ryan, why do you hate john candy so much? like more attention than me. i'm still alive and paying taxes. john candy dies again. alright, chat? this is the second. he dies once when he dies and once when his name is uttered for the last time. so we really resurrected him.
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what's your problem with him man? just come out with him man. he just really hates john candy. he's a great guy or he was at least rip. i mean come on. he was incredible. we didn't get space balls too because of his untimely demand. ryan just hates them. the worst thing you could try to sell door to door. clowns or racist ice creams or john candy bars. that would have been a great move actually.
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show them the dongle you have to use on your phone because you bought a pixel and it doesn't have a headphone jack anymore. and they'll be like, oh man, yeah that blows actually. yeah, i'm out of here. i'll go rob a pixel store. i don't want that phone. i want a phone that's got a headphone jack. i'll steal from somebody else. how am i gonna watch my john candy movies? god damn it! leave him alone! he's dead!
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bro, whoa i? mean if there was one time for the nlss curse that's a mlss curse. no, it's not the nlss wishes that you know john candy
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tallest is last? this guy said. i mean, it's a random person in chat. you don't think they're a bobsled expert? well, it's radek bonk forever, so... oh, dude! a man of taste. yes. one of the greatest hockey players of all time. alp would be john candy. or ryan would be john candy. no, i want to be in this sled.
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oh, it was from the south of london, but still. 1912 was titanic. girls with a time machine, omg, you're my grandma. guys with a time machine. captain scruffy, look out for the iceberg on day 75. do not fall asleep at the wheel. captain scruffy, there's icebergs in the ocean. that's john candy. victoria wine. this is australia.
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give me the crystal ball. we got no problem. that's all i ask is that you would provide for me what i is rightfully mine. unless you want me to go john wick on that candy ass, you will give me the crystal ball as it is deemed appropriate in the annals of history. cause i don't wanna buy the fucking ladder. that interests me not. i'm scared and i'm frightened and i'm
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i like that. and i went back to bed. great dream. that's funny. he's going to get in trouble after the show. yeah, but. what's wrong with this guy's face? yeah, i don't know what's happening to him. you know who it looks like is john candy from spaceballs. oh yeah, it does. but he needs the dog nose.
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