Quotes about “jizz”
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it's a magic torch nemesis, jismet! nick looking directly into the camera saying jismet and i had to do it with gusto. it's only available for 69 weeks then it goes back into the disney vault! back in the jizz vault! back in the disney jizz vault, it's jismet! they like open the door there's just like
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strands. oh my god. that's ectoplasm. yeah, that's exactly what it is. kids. oh god. ruined that. they open the vault and it's just nirvana playing come as you are. yeah, i like that. snow white and the seven dwarves jizz. that's my favorite out of chat so far. honestly, i haven't seen a lot of great ones yet.
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all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save.
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and dry. what's this pill item? that's like a pedestal pill? you know? uh, it's like blank card for pills. so i could use that with algaes? yeah. oh no no no, those are kinda cards. it'd have to be only a pill. only a pill, okay. yeah. blank card will work with algaes. which actually the guy pronounces islejizz. aljizz. aljizz. and i'm like islejizz too. well, all jizz. yep. for aljizz.
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his name is ll cool j. we say j the same way up here in canada. ll cool jizz. ll cool jizz. what is the j? oh, is that what it stands for? i was just about to ask. ask and answered. larry larry cool jizz. that's what they call him in high school. little larry cool jizz. little larry cool jizz. i'll show him.
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everybody will know that my jizz is the same temperature as everybody else's. i can see if his name was like, coldjers or something and they just started calling him cooljizz. i don't know if that's a real name. so epicfetus or techx, which am i in a better position with here? get them both together, they're awesome. that works? yeah! that's what i just gave up. so sad. oh shit, that does work.
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i don't think he could have lost his jizz on his ear like that either. it doesn't make any sense. it kinda doesn't drip off, it just dangles. when i was 11, that made a lot of sense. pretty soon after, it didn't make any sense at all. not everyone was 11 when they saw that, so someone out there had some experience with jizz, they should have probably mentioned it. yeah, like somebody making the movie should have been like, have you ever seen semen? i mean, he can talk about the inconsistencies also of
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not something i've ever partaken on or find any interest in, not that it matters, but again, it's just one of those things that i guess people find pleasure in. you just jack off on a picture of a celebrity or whoever you think looks great and then you put it online and people go, oh my god, look at all that jizz. is there any like channel that does ironic tributes? like, give like a i get it. something like that or like louie anderson?
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oh man. we've learned a lot of valuable lessons about jizz in this show, haven't we? don't jizz in your sink. don't jizz in your bathroom. wait, what's wrong with jizzing in your sink? it'll eventually fill up the bottom and then it'll be a problem. that's another story i've told in the show before about that. they all come from reddit, obviously.
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yeah we had like a weird first segment. some people liked it, i liked it the whole time. we did giveaways, the show was very different back then. oh yeah no jizz at all. no dick bombs. truly is.
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where you at? everyone get down and cut the rope so josh can't follow us. apparently it just like fell or something but ryan pushed me. no. yeah you did. i'll bring you back to life but you gotta give me some beef jerky. you guys coming? i'm coming. jizz, jizz, jizz. there's gonna be some flares too. i forgot about the flares.
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oh rob we're the greatest. i know right jazz is the best hangman answer. it's pretty good, but if you're playing with kids use jizz instead there now i guarantee there now that is an out of context line for the nlss if i've ever heard one i mean even if you're if you're playing with kids use you is instead you guys are making it gross
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what does boomerang do? i have not used that. it's like i got a hunch. all right, you know what have some of this hot action. we're going to a jizz party. yeah you heard me. okay that was a pretty damaging sparkler. how'd you pull that shit off? 63? it's level two isn't it? it's all about the actually no i don't think so. wow. it's a distance traveled for a lot of this stuff. i think it might be like the sniper. pretty impressive. yeah.
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