Quotes about “jet ski”
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i should have just got on. i should have gotten my gun. yeah, well now it didn't work over me so yeah shoot him rob. guard the gun rob he's gonna get it. i'm not letting him or am i? i can't get off the jet ski so i'm pretty sure there's not a whole lot i can do in this situation. oh what's over here? you can jump. rob stop trying to move.
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no, mouth. it's my jet ski. it's my coin. what do you wanna do? what happens if i jump? the jet ski shoots water out of the back of it. that's quality art, dude. okay. well, what are you gonna do, dude? there's nothing he could do, dude. get the gun. yeah. oh, he dropped the gun. he got the gun again. shoot him. i don't think i should have taken the jet ski.
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yeah, shoot a mouth. i try i can't oh yeah, it's that yeah, just take shots. oh, you made it out you can still drop on land. you're fucked dude. i have over 100 hours in kirin alone get ready if only get off of the jet ski oh, oh it's getting close or why i can't like move
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like you're damaged in some way and then you're getting over that trauma by like overcompensating now. whenever i see a dad that's like doing too much, that's what i feel. i'm like, something's not right. either you're the dad on the jet ski or you're compensating for like something in your own childhood that you were lacking and now you're getting. but i'm like, can you cut it out? because i don't even think,
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and the sign on the beach was cracking me up and nobody thought it was as funny as me. the sign said, nobody at this park offers jet ski rides. please do not get on unauthorized jet skis. i was just picturing like how many times people like lost their lives. just getting on random jet skis and stuff in the caribbean. that is terrifying.
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yeah, i went... so i was on my jet ski on my private plane. i went to a camp on spring break when i was in like second grade and it was at a different school and my mom sent me with capri suns and when i opened the lunchbox i had never seen that ship before in my entire life. like this bag with a little spear attached to it? i had no idea. so i spent like 15 minutes trying to find out how to put the straw in the thing. i swear to you i stabbed
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779.26
you can't just buy a $5,000 jet ski and consider yourself to have come out even there. that's why it helps to maintain, you know, a budget of some sort. keep track of your spending and your earnings so that you're not, you know, spending yourself into oblivion. how about instead of take care of the pennies and the pounds, take care of themselves, just take care of the pennies and the pounds. there you go. you've created a, uh, you've created a sensible, uh, truism there. but i do believe an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of kira.
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how do you think he got a loan to be jet skiing by himself? oh, i thought he meant like from the bank. i was like, well, you know, he's probably like pretty well off. no, no, no, like alone, like nobody was following him around checking if he's okay. you don't have to have a chaperone to go jet skiing if you're an adult, nick. but then he's saying how scared he is, but he's got a phone. why can't he just call someone? who's he gonna call? aquatic police? hey, come get me, i'm on a jet ski out here. he was like, he was texting people to be like, can you call this person and tell them to come find me? wait, what happened?
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yachts number three. oh, it wasn't yacht slash boat. it was yacht slash schooner good old scooter old clipper ship. what do you got me josh number four? nick do you have anything you guys have anything any ideas? never owned a castle kind of like jet ski yeah, doesn't that sound things like a yeah, douchebag would say hot tub yeah jacuzzi
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please get on the jet ski, dude. i would love for you to get on this jet ski. wait, it's an ice wall? jesus. yeah. it's a ghost ball! this shit is based on real life. oh, it ended right there, huh? i still see him. he's like, i can't really ping it, but he's 80 of me. air drop. i can't, there, it's around there. oh yeah, i see him. this is a damn ice wall, man. he's green.
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at least once every like three months. whenever i don't fit in at something, i think about that tweet. because literally i brought my toddler to a school event that had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe. what about the zach fox tweet? that's like the picture when a white guy murders his family be like. the one where it's like him and his wife on a jet ski. it's just crazy how much that comes true. like it's that's like satire, but it's also real man.
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in hindsight, no i'm not. that's a stupid idea. that's why it's good people are always like, you know, talk about your ideas out loud before you do them. talk your decisions through. that's because sometimes in your brain you don't understand how stupid something is until you actually hear it. i'm gonna sell my car and buy a jet ski. you see when you say it you're like, that's dumb. don't sell your car to buy it. i don't want to talk about it. don't sell your car to buy a jet ski.
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