Quotes about “jesus only drinks american beer”
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songs where the statue of liberty is shaking her fist? maybe a song where even the horses are drunk? something like that? just something that really embodies the lifestyle i choose to live in, you know? is there really a song called jesus only drinks american beer? come on. that can't be real. there is? who sang that? is that toby keith?
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1389.54
jesus only drinks american beer? you're telling me jesus has never had a pilsner urkel? jesus has never had a... a chamebleau? come on. once? not even a single time? didn't you sing it once in the past? i don't know if i've ever heard this song in my entire life. i have sang whiskey for my men, beer for my horses. even that one i think i've only heard the chorus.
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this song was originally made as a parody of country music. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. so that i ate the onion. jesus only drinks american beer. i don't see this. the first result was did jesus drink alcohol? jesus would have drunk beer says priest.
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jesus only drinks american beer cindy. i like that. get that dunkel out of here because jesus only drinks american beer. it's a cindy. it's like the most popular country song of all time.
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are you singing a blues lick for what's supposed to be a country song? country inherited some of the dna of 12 bar blues, austin. there is some crossover there. exactly. cindy. trucks. jesus only drinks american beer. yeah. cindy. cindy. you gotta be real condescending when you sing these lyrics. cowboy.
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it's like feast or famine dude. incest and also my truck in second here. there's like five answers under 10% and then the top two just thrash it. jesus only drinks american beer, cindy. 45%. i was good. fuck yeah. from last place to probably still last place. second last place. cindy.
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