Quotes about “jerking you off”
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you know, i got really depressed. not really, because it's also really funny. but thinking about like how many old dudes are just wasting their seed jerking off to pictures that they don't know our ai. that is really funny to think about. it's like a full like machines win moment that there's got to be like and i'm sure there's some you know younger guys out there that are doing it by accident too. but to have like your brain just get totally owned by a machine like that
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3791.060
at least it's not only your forearms. oh, it's 2026, okay? a, forearms are in, and b, even if it is because of jerking off, you just tell people you're a rock climber or you bake bread on the weekend or something like that. i work in software. i can't tell people i'm a rock climber. yes, you fucking can, man. the aura has changed on software developers. yeah! no way! yeah, and software devs are like healthy now, man.
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at least it's not only your forearms. oh, it's 2026, okay? a, forearms are in, and b, even if it is because of jerking off, you just tell people you're a rock climber, or you bake bread on the weekend or something like that. or on the weekday, i suppose, as well, because once you got all the stuff, it doesn't take that long. i work in software, i can't tell people i'm a rock climber? yes, you fucking can, man! the aura has changed on software developers.
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1994.240
is that frozen frosty? he's jerking off. he's jerking. he's jerking off. throwing guns away. would you say the love is open door? no, would you say love is open door? depends who's opening it, man. ew, corey, why would you say it like that?
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3598.100
i'm excited to see. teardrop brings the fire. oh damn, you guys are jerking off together. you line it up like this shit, zoom in on this motherfucker, jump throw and then we wait for it to bloom. unfortunately, big les is dead. holy fuck, it fucking worked. it did and there's an awp in there too. don't grenade it when we're walking past, brother! well, he would have exploded if he was looking, right? oh, i fucking knew he was going to be there too.
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790.480
it's not my fault you just sit in your shithole shack all day jerking off with all the toilet paper i gave you. look, you're literally friends with everybody.
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5177.160
i've literally never seen you say plus two and it's been in the game forever. does he never make us do anything? it's not my fault you just sit in your shithole shack all day, jerking off with all the toilet paper i gave you.
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2896.720
he needs a box of tissues? bro, austin powers always... he's all about internal cum shots. that's all i'm gonna say. i'm gonna use a euphemism. he doesn't need tissues. he comes inside. it's the 60s. i'm sorry to think you guys don't know shit about austin powers if you think he needs tissues because he's jerking off all the time. that's like the one thing that is in his bag, baby.
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i'm i'm i'm starting to think you guys don't know shit about austin powers if you think he needs tissues because he's jerking off all the time. that's like the one thing that is in his bag, baby. okay, 100% we need the dilapidated set for chat. this is something that's been on the to do list for a long time. if you have an issue, here's a tissue. that's nigel powers! nigel powers says if if you have an issue, here's a tissue. that's not austin, that's austin's dad.
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4025.440
wow, he's gotten so much stupider lately. the content has gone from high effort bespoke let's plays where he did all the voice acting to they're just talking about jerking off all the time, et cetera, et cetera. and i'm like, damn, which is crazy is like, i mean, you could just look at the letterbox, bro. i've been getting smarter at a rapid pace and obviously
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