Quotes about “jerking off”
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4188.20
mean i believe it, but goddamn please be honest here chad. this is you don't have to make up the story to make it seem like it's more prevalent but if it actually happened to you i would love to know because the truth is stranger than fiction if it never happened to you you should say that too wait you're asking them as they've jerked off in there no well if they did or if somebody in their class did because we never encounter i never encountered anybody jerking off in my school at all and
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3067.88
it took like five days for kony 2012 to blow up. that shit would have blown up in like four seconds if it happened in 2020. they would have been like a half day meme. yeah, they would have been like that dude he got caught jerking off on top of a teacher's car in the school parking lot. moving on. you see this shit? oh, kony 2012. simpler times. simpler times. yeah, no, i yeah, it's weird.
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2196.40
being annoying about jerking off the cartoons in high school, but check it out now i have a lamborghini and i'm like, okay, well now like no disrespect you had an opportunity for personal growth, but you've just become annoying in two ways instead of one like the only person you're gonna piss off with that is an annoying person who thinks like you're a success just because you got a lamborghini, you know wealth is what you don't spend call me you can catch larry david driving that jacked up
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5641.84
that's what scares me about naked and afraid is when the first couple of days they're like i'm making a fire and then they like they're like all like relatively pleased and then they start having like six day gaps in the coverage, and i'm like dude. yeah, they just laid on their back for like six days a lot of jerking off that sounds and spends more energy than it gives you to eat it oh
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5668.72
i already researched this. i'm gonna be honest, i wasn't thinking of it from that perspective, but that's good to know. but if you're gonna do it anyway... i mean, you could like hold someone hostage and take it from them. if you're gonna do it anyway, you might as well eat it. wait, hold on. surely the process by which you extract the cum is the same. so i feel like your energy equation would still be the same even if you were holding someone down and jerking them off for their cum.
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2632.30
i'm not sure it has anything to do with your genitals. i think it's just a state of peace achieved through yeah, but like people aren't looking at it it's not like asmr, they're jerking off to it, right? i don't know. well, i mean people probably are jerking off to asmr as well, but i digress. it's like a sensory deprivation tank where you can go to think about your genitals. no, i don't think that's what this is. i think i think you're you're putting a nice coat of paint on it, but i don't i don't think that's what it's all about, man.
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9295.18
some kid got caught jerking off on one of my school's buses. that's not... don't do that. what a strange way to put the pronouns in that. one of my school's buses. yeah, doesn't make it sound like you own the school, to be honest. it's not good. don't jerk off in public.
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6344.66
dirty grandpa because i'm like, robert you had such a great filmography and then you're like, you know, you're gonna do that where he's just sitting in the chair jerking off. come on man. i haven't seen it because uh, it's bad. well, i mean i kind of assumed it from you know, the everything about it, the description, the cast, the trailer, um, the fact that aubrey plaza was in it.
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1511.50
why would you ever invent that phrase, bro? now we got people out here walking around with dabs of urine all over their chinos just because they're worried that people are gonna think they're jerking off at the urinal for trying to get the last few drops of piss out. that expression has done like more damage to masculinity than any other meme in history. if you shake with nobody, nobody's playing with it at the urinal, bro. that's what the stalls are for. prince of persia.
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6681.52
you burn some testosterone off in the process and it makes you not feel the same compulsion to do it for a while. so if your ass is jerking off four times a day, why are you seeing a card in balotra and going, i should call her? that shit is mental illness. either that or alternatively, you should be jerking off more.
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1070.160
mmm... well, you can do that. you can just have the relic where every time you play 10 attacks, aka 10 strikes, you then get to draw a card. you ever think about that? bet not. yeah, good choice. that's what i would have chosen, honestly. how much do you want to play slay this fire now? well, 0%, because there's no gooner bait in it. now, that doesn't mean that nobody's jerking off to it, because i think that would be naive, but i don't think there's any gooner bait in it.
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1182.900
i think that's what gentleman boners is all about. it's people who have like a weird hang up about jerking off to like naked people that know they're being jerked off to and instead they're like, i could only jerk off to
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1246.080
that is good manners and jerking off to pornography is like what savages do. as if like the enlightened gooner jerks off to red carpet photos because it's classy. bro, what do you mean this is gross? she's wearing versace. she's wearing versace bro. it's an elegant dress that i'm gooning to right now. it's fucking gross man.
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1647.380
that was a fetish by the way. nah, i'm sorry labubu, i don't believe you. i'm gonna stop living my life based on this could be a fetish for one person. i'm just gonna be out there like doing my thing. can't stop people from jerking off to you anyway. i wouldn't want to. it's like the first amendment or whatever. i'm gonna pull up receipts. i don't care if he had a humiliation fetish. i guess i also have a fetish for fucking looking at his fits and going what the hell is unk wearing? i guess i guess it was a fetish for me too. we don't jerk off to you?
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4383.74
he's got a whole team of people jerking off to my profile. actually, they have teams of people just making sure they have those scrub through your facebook content to make sure it's not horrible. hey, i made it. i'm still like an unbeliever in vr. one day, one day they'll get me maybe. i heard that it's... quest 2 is kind of interesting because of that. like that's why i'm interested. what?
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1718.520
when we were talking to him. when i was jerking off. took pictures of him. my tears explode for no reason. fruitcake for ya. oh, nailed her. are you on fruitcake land? yeah, i'm on fruitcake land versus mom. which one? dankdepps1. mom1. this is a long ass run. i'm sorry. dude, you know what's really long ass runs? maggie. yeah, right?
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