Quotes about “jerk off old”
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the old porn in the woods, yeah dude. still have absolutely no reason or no idea of why it's a thing except i guess the obvious thing is like dudes are like hey i'm just gonna go to this store and then they walk into the woods and like jerk off which is fucking sad and scary at the same time.
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the pacing on the guy throwing the bombs is just long enough for you to not think there's any danger and walk out into it. exactly. it's amazing. now you fall on the trap. one more. i hate walls. there we go. no? okay. do this the old fashioned way then. did he not set that off? that's crazy. and again, this is why i'm desperate for the lightning spear. you'll have it soon enough. i'm doing like two damage at a time. oh, you jerk!
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this is the easy mode right here. you will be destroyed. really, the thing is, i'm a 29 year old gamer. i'm not like those millennial gamers with their overwatchs and their, ooh, i can't jerk off to this game. i'm all about hardcore mechanics. you pose dramatically, the audience nods. how are you on the dance floor? so far so good.
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what did it say to you? well, i don't know. i was like 20 years old. it didn't say that much. they did have a security guard there and i think they were there a. to make sure you were over the age of 18 but also to make sure you didn't jerk off in the art gallery which was no risk for me because i knocked it out that morning probably. non zero chance? if i was 20 and single i would say it's borderline 100% chance.
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oh yeah, like in my head it's never that situation. it's never a 16 year old learning to drive that like cuts me off accidentally because they didn't shoulder check. it's always like some ex nascar driver who has 100% awareness and mechanical skill when driving and is just doing it to be a jerk. god help them if they cut me off and they've got a baby on board sticker. i will lose my freaking mind. so we're gonna win this run, huh?
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i got laughing today. let's say this before it goes into the youtube vlog because it's gonna piss people off. i was on r slash bob dylan circle jerk posts that i saw happy birthday allen ginsberg would have been 182 years old today picture david cross jpeg it got i was i was looking at that on the toilet and i let out a hearty chuckle to myself i saw that one it's it might be an all timer to be honest
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good old gronk. you feel about gronk retiring? it's sad. i'm super sad about it. yeah, let me drink your tears. yeah, you know, we've got like a 2% chance of winning the super bowl next year so it's a big fat bummer but i guess we'll have to make do. you know what, i can jerk off to it. i'm mad that gronk is so much more muscular than i am and yet like a year and a half younger.
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what's your problem? oh, so you're right, there is a double standard. whenever we do mario party, hey, you ever jerk off your dick until you shoot come out? people are like, yeah, chad is like, so true, that feels awesome, i do it too. do you ever say the word pussy? people are like, i'm uncomfortable with that word. fucking grow up, you double standardist. makes me sick, dude. you know, you remind me of steve carell in the 40 year old virgin. i respect women, i'm not like you, i respect women. i respect them so much, i stay completely away from them.
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in the meantime, let's move on here. just gonna try putting this here. my wrist is getting... yeah, that feels better! alright, my wrist is getting a little sore from playing so much isaac lately. yeah, that's what it is, from playing so much isaac... dude, how hard do you masturbate if it makes your wrist sore? you might want to see a doctor about that. you can just tell them that you were playing too many video games or something like that. they'll give you like some kind of... some kind of jerk off brace that you can use for your masturbatory efforts. i'm just worried, you know, i don't want you to have the wrists of an 80 year old when you're still in your late teens, you know?
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you wanna be beach boys or something? i'll acquiesce austin to bridge troll. you gotta pick a bridge there, mister. go long bridge. what's the riddle, daniel? you don't have an answer, mr. 200 iq? that's not it. first off, don't slander me. i've never said i had a 200 iq. what am i, a 13 year old kid on facebook? isn't a 200 iq good? it's extremely good. if you brag about it, it makes you a jerk. you weren't bragging about it. i said you were. did you just do that trick?
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